I have been talking to this girl online for about two weeks. She is a cute little 18y/o virgin, pretty shy, dealing with depression and that sort of thing. We have been flirting for a while and swapping nudes for about a week. Two days ago she agreed to let me control her sexually for a week.
So far we have played a game over skype where I say "Green" and she can masturbate, "Red" and she must stop. I edged her for a while then let her cum. Today I let her fap however she wanted while on skype, forcing her to beg me to let her cum. She came before I gave her permission so she ruined it. After ruining it I made her edge multiple times and then stop all together.
It seems like she is quite into the idea of being edged for an extended period of time, but not being allowed to orgasm.
I come to /b/ asking for advice on how to turn her into a good little slave. Any tips from someone experienced in BDSM, games that can be played over skype, that sort of thing.
I can answer some questions about our situation if you guys want, but I don't want to get too personal because I care about this girl quite a bit.
>>35415699
how/where did you meet this girl online?
>>35415730
I actually met her on /r9k/. She was in a thread of people posting their hair and we talked a little bit in the thread and I got her skype.
> edging and teasing a girl over Skype
Please teach me your sex magic Dorian when you are done giving her blue balls.
/r9k/, what is the best soda and why is it cream soda?
cream soda is the most disgusting fucking drink ever invented.
what the fuck is wrong with you you human waste
>drinking liquid sugar
never gonna make it
oh wait wrong board
this is excelllent bait congrats op
>can literally scrape dead skin off my scalp
how do i get this shit off what the fuck
>>35415171
i do this all the time it feels so fucking good when it scabs up and you scrape off a large scab crystal
>>35415185
i want to get rid of it anon...
>>35415171
>>35415198
Shower every other day at the very least, personal hygiene is important!
Try virgin coconut oil, both eating it and rubbing it into your scalp.
If your dead skin is a result of hypothyroidism, eating coconut oil will boost your thyroid levels.
If it's some other condition, then rubbing it into your scalp will at least moisturize and revitalize your skin better than some meme cream or soap sold in pharmacies.
>tfw no Mexican bf to slap your ass and call you Papi
>>35415038
Gross.
Original vomit
Absolutely vile. Delet this
>>35415038
I'd rather fuck an onion ring.
>less greasy
Is it weird to eat at a restaurant by yourself? I'm feeling suicidal, and I am craving seafood. I am attending school on the coast and I'm close to a decent seafood restaurant; not 5-star but not shabby either. I was thinking about going tomorrow to enjoy a meal before I decide to kill myself, but for some reason I still think that it might be weird. Who here /dinealone/?
>>35414928
It's weird but at most people will just give you a weird look or vibes. dining alone is terrifying
>craving seafood
How does this happen?
Don't kill yourself, human suffering is a blessing. You could have been a tiny seal and I could be clubbing you to death.
If you're going to eat food on your own then use ubereats dumbass. Eat alone in the comforts of your own home.
That's what I do
If your restaurant doesn't have it then find another restaurant
What made you realize you weren't like the other kids?
found out my own friends didn't like me and made fun of me behind my back all the time
>>35414785
I liked boys and all the other boys liked girls.
when I wasn't in need of constant attention XD FRIENDS!
How do I meet Conservative/Libertarian/Traditionalist girls?
Church. Ummm librarys... tupper ware partys... whole foods... starbucks... wholesome places in general that have basic bitches in stock at all times...
conservative/traditionalist?
the rural midwest is full of them
libertarian?
I only know one of those. she's cool though.
1. live in DC
2. Be white
3. be a republican chad
4a. go to a georgetown or american university frat party (should work if you followed step 2/3)
4b. work on capitol hill as an office bitch (communications assistant) and go to their parties.
5. meet them at a party.
I'm engaged to a white cardiology resident. She's the kind of girls basement dwellers white supracists fantasize on
I'll be graduating from pharmschool this year
Oh and here's the white genocide part
I'm west african
How did you contribute to the white genocide? (Most pathetic concept,kinda hilarious if you ask me. Who knew having children =same as deathsquads gunning you down in the streets)
>>35414419
when you and your ancestors have never made a single invention in ten thousand years of history, its easy to not see it as a big deal to intermarry with someone else. But when you've invented human civilization, its quite another story to be bread out of existence, black anon.
>>35414419
>muh genes
and absolutely aborrent behavior
Post a timestamp of you guys or this thread is null.
>calls himself a robot
>has never read Catcher In the Rye
Holden is literally /ourguy/
>>35414114
that meme actually made me kek for the first time all day. Thanks anon. I'll talk with you about Catcher in the Rye. When did you first read the book?
>>35414173
It was assigned to me first year high school. I've loved it ever since.
>>35414114
>catcher and the rye
Gay faggot shit. I'd rather read Twilight.
>among normies
>they casually start discussing weed and other drugs
>"Hey anon, you seem pretty chill, you probably smoke right?"
Why do they think this is okay? Yes, because I'm relatively quiet that must mean I'm a fucking stoner right?
And if any of you faggots here smoke pot or partake in any other illegal drugs, fuck off. You're a normie in some capacity if you can get your hands on illegal substances.
>>35414074
Fucking degenerate normies, hope they over dose.
>>35414074
>hehehohohohehahaha no but ill try it if you got any
was that so hard
I've done weed and I've done pills and I would hardly say weed is the same
Also a lot of people can get weed medically or grow it
Who /sleepparalysis/ here? How do you deal with it? Doesn't it prove the existence of demons?
I get it all the time. It's just an annoyance at this point.
When i know it's coming on, i just shut my eyes tight and ride it out
I don't get em anymore. It's just a part of growing up.
>>35413991
>ride it out
Yep.
>>35413897
>>35413991
1. Stop eating before bed.
2. Stop drinking soda
3. Drink plenty of water and electrolytes.
4. Exercise. Run.
This is a thread about snakes.
Ask me anything about snakes.
I made this thread earlier but then forgot about it.
In what ways is a snake like a penis?
>>35413832
None. Snakes dont even have one
My friends are backstabbers. How can I get back at them?
Any /luciddreaming/ robots out there? How does one achieve the lucid dream? I need a beginners guide and tips. Plox and thanks famalamabam
I'm quite familiar with it but I'm not going to divulge any details because faggots here probably just want to do it so they can fuck anime girls in the dream world or some stupid shit.
>>35413587
No that's not true anon! I'm just...I'm just tried of this unforgiving life. I have no friends and I'm constantly depressed. Socially retarded, autisitc, blah blah blah you know typical robot shit. I just want a surreal experience that I can have without using drugs (I can't smoke weed anymore for reasons I don't wanna get into). Please teach me anon-kun.
>>35413587
Theres an android app and im gonna do it just to spite you and fuck traps in my sleepbut no really, I'm wanting to dream about this dude named hunter who is hot as fuck
Happiest moment of your life?
>>35413507
1. Went on camping trip with best friend when I was like 11
2. Talking to a crush on email late at night when I was also 11
>>35413507
I cant recall the last time i felt joy,
i know i must have felt it at some point in time but i cant remember.
I don't have the happiest moment, but everytime that i go drink with my friends is the happiest moment.
For those of you whose only form of human interaction is imageboards and imageboards only, do you ever feel that even here you're not welcome?
I have come to realize that even in deeper imageboards of outcasts, I'm not welcome, "too weird", and still significantly uncomfortable, when it seems that, for some people, at least on those boards, they feel somehow safer and more welcome. This makes me want to drop imageboards and just embrace complete loneliness altogether.
Notice, however, that this very post is contadcitory.
Hopefully it will be just ignored.
giving your thread a bump because I'm curious too
I'm trying to break free from the hikikomori life before it becomes too late. I'm just 18 but I feel like that I've become so reclusive in the past two years that I feel like I have to learn how to be part of society again.
>>35413737
>>35413433
adding onto that, normies are starting to take over all sorts of boards now
>>35413737
in 5 years you will be 23 and you'll still feel like a dumbfuck teenager
5 years
make the most of it