So r9k, how far gone are you?
At what point in your life did you stop being the happy, blissful child you grew up as and start being this THING that you are today?
>>37305839
Lol normalffags spotted!! xD WDJSHDIS XKSKDDBDKD
I'M LE SOO SAD !!!
>So r9k, how far gone are you?
pushing 30, balding, and still a fat autistic virgin loser living in poverty with no foreseeable future
>At what point in your life did you stop being the happy, blissful child you grew up as and start being this THING that you are today?
Teen years. It was when I came to realise I was a loser with no friends. I grew up seeing all my childhood friends and family members maturing, getting jobs, girlfriends, etc. and wondered when my turn would come. It never did, of course. Seeing them all get girlfriends and live the happy bliss of youthful romance, while never managing to get one myself is what really got me in the end.
>>37305839
21, About to become homeless all because my Cousin claims I didn't lock a door.
>lost my job
>probably will not be able to go to University anymore
Pretty much ready to end it now. Every time I try something happens to push me back into this hole.
>tfw people make fun of your voice
https://clyp.it/fskdsr4q
give it to me straight r9k, is my voice annoying and dumb
>>37305618
You just sound like a shyboy.
>>37305618
your voice is so adorable anon, be my qt bf plz?
stop vocal frying, it doesnt make your voice sound deeper, only more nasal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_LmC-ynqGM
Learn to speak with your chest and diaphragm, sounds like most of your voice comes from your throath, makes it sound thin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuxdJJyHtaA
Is asking for a virgin bride really to much?
A man's woman should never have another man's penis in her, ever (well the only exception should be those of your sons and even then only once per son).
Why has our western society degenerated so far? Is this the end?
Since birth control is a thing there's nothing keeping women from having premarital sex. Deal with it anon.
>>37305629
What if I don't want to deal with it.
>>37305543
It's not too much to-
>western
Yes it's too much to ask.
Convert to Islam already, western civilization died around the turn of the last century.
how the fuck does a guy peak at 19 years old? harry styles peaked in 2013 and he's currently 23 years old
>>37305529
drug and alcohol addiction will do that to you
relatively low levels of testosterone cause you to age like women
>>37305769
women dont age that bad.
Fembots, how much money would it take for you to have sex with this man?
No joke answers, please.
Asking for a friend, right? I'm not a femanon but i'm 7 months into HRT so refer to me as SHE.
I'd take 2 grand if he is clean and doesn't smell like garbage.
10 grand if he has horrible hygiene on top of his lard.
>>37305528
really depends on the fembots' home country
>>37305528
I would never have sex with this man.
kikebook /AlamoAustin/posts/1329447453777473
It's 2017, anon
>>37305506
>implying I want to see this ugly kike in a capeshit movie
I would literally only watch it if they'd pay me.
>>37305506
>kikebook /AlamoAustin/posts/1329447453777473
It's a great way to lose money
>>37305660
It's a publicity stunt. See? Even on this fucking board there is a thread about this shit.
This bitch be 17 looking mid-20s. When will the degenerate orbiters of this filthy board wake up to the lies of the so called "Eliza" or "Ciara"? She isn't 17, she is 22 and she is harvesting the orbiters for her own sadistic pleasures. Do not fall for her lies, she is not who she seems and she is far older than she claims.
I don't know what's more cringe, that screenshot of that roastie thinking she's a villain from some anime, or you and every other creep who cares so much about a little girl out in buttfuck nowhere enough to post whiny threads about how mean she is.
you are no better than her orbiters
stop making eliza threads
>>37305511
This bitch is so degenerate, that we fashy goys had to step in and deal with it. Do you really want this menace 2 society running about in servers of discord or do you want to end it right here and right now?
Hi /r9k/, cyborg here. I need advice.
I have a girlfriend, and we have been together for almost 2 years now, but her best friend is a massive whore.
My girlfriend was a virgin before she had sex with me, but her friend has slept with 30+ guys.
>inb4 no she wasn't blah blah
I have 3rd party information that Whore Friend has actively been trying to get GF to cheat on me with some stoner type faggot.
Whore Friend has a betabux boyfriend who she cheats on all the time, but because I don't provide for my gf (we both work our fair share) Whore has been telling GF to cheat on me with someone who lives off a big inheritance.
So, I found out that Whore and GF hung out with Stoner and Whore's Side-Guy.
Stoner "has a crush" on my GF, even though so far she has turned down his advances I know she talks shit about me to her other friends if I even bring up the fact he has a crush on her.
She's at work, I'm picking her up in 1 hour, how do I deal with this when we come back to my place?
>go to r/relationships
I don't take advice from cucks
Tl;Dr, GF's guy friend has a crush on her - how do I deal with this?
>>37305008
Tell her to fuck off with him or your relationship is over
tell your gf that she either stops talking to her whore friend or you break up
>>37305043
Yeah I'll probably do that, but I want advice on how to approach it so the results fall in my favour
Does anyone else like spending time chatting on discord servers but hate when some girl comes in and start acting cute and shit?
There is always some roastie who ruins it for me. I hate women on internet. Im not gay but they just crave attention and have no self respect..FUCK THEM.
I just wanna chat with fellow robots, women can't be robots. I hate normies and women.
tee hee too bad virgin
anyone wanna be my orbiter?
>>37304645
Fuck off you orbiting piece of shit you deserve to die for making women feel good about themselves
>>37304626
>admin undoes ban of a notorious egirl from another server
>egirl joins vc and kicks up shit by telling her orbiter the lads in the vc are shit talking him
>bigger shitstorm ensues
>admin unmods his mods for not fixing his own mistake
>server promptly splits/goes to shit
every fucking time
Tell me your most desired sexual fantasy
its anonymous, so don't spare details
>>37304515
Being choked by Asian men.
I really want a younger sister to teach about sex as she goes through puberty.
A girl deepthroating and puking on my peepee
>be me
>pretty average dude, have to wear a glove because of some pain in left wrist
>have 0 friends
>have nothing to do all day
>decide to go play pool at the local bar (alone)
>go outside at one point to get some coffee
>make your order
>notice a legit 10/10 qt just outside the shop
>think of how you'd love to just talk to her
>forget about it quickly and get your coffee
>walk out of the coffee place
>hear a voice calling for "the cute boy with the glove" to stop
>turn around and see the qt from before standing in front of you
>she starts a conversation
>reply with stupid awnsers since you're in absolute shock and your brain cant even think straight
>qt walks away
>realise you didnt ask her for a name or phone number
>stand there for like 30 seconds
>qt comes back
>"Hey, what was your number again?"
>fuckingwat.jpg
>tell her your number
>she rings up your phone
>write her down as "Girl from coffee shop"
>she hugs you and walks away
How the fuck did all that happen. I've legit got no fucking clue guys. This happened like a week ago. I've been a lot more positive since then, even though it hasnt gone anywhere yet. Went out and got some friends and even called the qt from above to go out. I'm afraid I am slowly becoming a normie
she probably has a willy
>>37304497
>Went out and got some friends
There's nothing in your greentext story about that. And it happened because you left the house and did a normie, social activity.
When robots leave the house they'd never go to a fucking bar.
>>37304497
There is no such thing as "becoming" a normie. You're either a normie or not. And that, you are. You simply didn't have the chance to flourish or something. But you get the idea, you were never a robot. Now leave.
Who is still paying for porn? The industry is still around so someone must actually be paying for it.
There hasn't been a porn video I couldn't find on some tubesite.
>>37304295
>Who is still paying for porn?
Babyboomers and other old guys.
They actually make most of their revenue from selling dick pills
It's been confirmed that much of the interracial porn is paid for by organizations just to be produced. It's the least successful category by revenue. But for the rest of it it's pretty much a few big spender people who like to collect, some people who pay to get the HD resolutions and put them up on torrent sites, and the rest is ad revenue where they put it on the tube sites themselves.
Hey robots, would you fug pic related, if given the chance?
Also, what would you rate a woman who looks like this, in general? (greasy, stretch marks, acne, chubby-fat-obese, etc.)
why are there holes in the wall behind her?
>>37304282
No
She's not ugly but i cant get hard for her
>>37304282
>3,5/10
>tattoo
>ugly nipples
I'd run away in fear
post whatever the heck you want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCb3rblTEds
get in here and give me nice things to listen to instead of complaining about that feel when no gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxbNWrFpLU
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>>37304307
very nice anon. truly wholesome
Are you happy with your dick robots? Would you change anything about it?
>>37304004
Largely yes. If one thing I'd make it slightly bigger, right now I'm 7x5.5, perhaps 7x6.
roll for 5 or 20
I would prefer not having a crazy rash all over it. Other than the rash I like my dick.