How do I stop being skinny fat and become skinny?
idk you tell me anon
>>35326445
Cardio, light weight lifting, eating healthier foods
how do i stop being a skeleton and become a man?
on a scale of 1 - 10 how fucked is my hairline?
seems fine to me desu
Like 2/10
>>35326495
fuk are u kidding me? i don't wanna have to shave it :(
Would any of you robots date this thing? It has a penis n stuff.
Totally not me, just asking for a friend, haha. Though that friend's kik is ZanzibarLand if you like em. They're pretty lonely. Like, super lonely.
if shes cool why not?
>>35326206
>this is also a man
jesus christ it looks better than a lot of women. guess im gay now
>>35326206
>They're
Way to make this post even worse
Sage
>he doesnt use black out curtains
its almost like your not a real robot if you dont completely isolate yourself from the world
>>35326099
Jokes on you, my place has no windows.
>>35326099
>its almost like your not a real robot if you dont completely isolate yourself from the world
OR it's almost like you're a complete faggot.
Maybe I like to look outside my window every once in a while you dumb nigger.
You can't tell me what to do, fuck off back to bleddit or wherever else you pulled this shitty meme from.
"Oh, you're not a real robot if you don't have curtains!"
Maybe you don't have a real penis you fucking micro-dicked faggot. I hope you choke on a cock and die you ponce.
>>35326099
>not using blinds
I love the name Katya.
What would you like your hypothetical gf to be named?
>>35326039
I'd love Caroline
>>35326054
i see you noah gundersen
>>35326039
Im in love with a fembot help
who /aloof/ here?
Has it helped you get girls?
>>35325897
No it made me look like a retard and I got made fun of for it. If you're ugly people will see you as an autist, if you're attractive people will think you're alpha and don't give a fuck.
>>35325897
I'm, by my very nature, aloof. In the past, people have asked if I'm that way in order to get girls. It's not, it's just a coping mechanism because I'm too autistic to gracefully navigate most interactions, but that's not important, here; the perception is. I come across as very austere, stoic, and aloof.
I have had I want to say four girls interested in me in the past, but I was too socially stunted to pick up any of them at the time. I don't think it was due to aloofness, though. Additionally, as they interact with me, I do something wrong or offend them in some way, and they lose interest. Girls aren't exactly beating down my door.
I have a resting asshole face. This combined with having an aloof personality is awful and makes me seem extremely unapproachable. On the plus side since 99% of people wont try to talk to me it works out in my favor when I want to be left alone.
pitch a startup idea (lifestyle, tech, whatever) and give it a name. if I like it, ill fund it
>>35325890
drowning pool
you, a pond, and full prescription of ambien.
>>35325911
how do you get a prescription?
>>35325911
Actually kekked, anon 1 OP 0
how do i sate cocklust alone?
>>35325840
>how do i sate cocklust alone?
with cock of course
>>35325860
i said alone! there needs to be other people for that
>>35325875
>i said alone! there needs to be other people for that
fingersuse your fingers to post on /r9k/ and find a bf
im so fucking alone
origami
Ain't we all. Ain't we all.
>>35325764
You're on a planter with 7 billion other anons out there with the possibility of life out in the infinite cosmos
>you're anything but alone anon
>>35325764
Why do you feel alone?
How did people first start associating fedoras with atheists? Was it placed by christfags or was there actually a famous atheist with a fedora obsession?
>>35325548
Fedoralord
>redditor
>beta
>nice guy
>atheist
>feminist
Basically a nu-male
It's based on anecdotal evidence, but in my experience it holds true. Literally everybody I know who owns a fedora is/was a self righteous uphisownass atheist
I used to troll on Y!A and an atheist there unironically said *tips panama* after his long rant about Christians in my inbox.
This was back in 2009
Now what? You post on a board for loser teenagers and early twenty somethings. You used to be so smart and had it all figured out when you were younger... you were going to make it and show everyone. What happened?
>>35325436
solitude killed every good part of me
>>35325436
social isolation happened.
now i am retarded and it sucks.
I never had anything figured out.
i've always bumbled through and scraped by. I didn't have any aspirations of :making it" or "showing everyone".
i knew that i was destined for failure from the beginning. always been dumb as a rock
Do robots like short hair or long hair; post a pic of your cut.
>>35325399
the south will rise again
original
>>35325399
i liked having long hair before i started going bald.
now it doesn't matter how I get it cut, it always looks like shit.
bump for interest
oreganoli
>Arrive to work
>Listening to music
>Don't talk to anyone
>Women complain that i don't say hello
Why cant they shut the fuck up? Why do they even care?
They constantly have to create trouble.
that's what women do when they want attention.
>work at McJob
>all of my male managers and the the single lesbian manager are all nice to me
>the only managers that are rude are straight females
Really influences me to ponder
You scare them
Where I work people feel the need to talk/ make jokes/ make noises, I feel, to assure one another that they acknowledge one another and are willing to cooperate
>when it's the old lady nurse
>Gym teachers awkwardly fumbling through it and apologizing the whole time
>college girls running the PID clinic for credit, checking their phones during the exam
>Local mommies insisting on the erection timer test
Spring is just around the corner and you know that means school districts in the USA have to fulfill a Federal hygiene requirement for sexual health, aka Penis Inspection Day.
Anyone tempted to go back to your high school and get in line?
i dont get this meme
olilinal
>tfw americans don't have their balls checked in school and army
>>35325320
they inspect penises at the start of the school year, not the end - it's a health and safety issue.
At what age is it acceptable for a parent to charge their children board/rent.
Im 18 and my mum wants me to pay.
>>35325231
your parents suck dick dude
>>35325231
My mum did that to me at 18, as well.
I think it's a shitty thing to do, and that you should move out as soon as possible.
Or refuse to pay rent until they "evict" you.
Because even if she charges you rent, she will still treat you like a child.
>>35325231
Any age your parents want to. I'd say that you WON'T get charged rent if you're lucky. Get a fucking job or commit to higher ed.