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Does anyone even abide by this on /r9k/
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Global rule 3 is just an excuse for mods to ban pedophiles without having to put "idiot pedophile" as the ban reason.
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What is global 3 again? remind me
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>>36355264
Basically you cant shitpost offensive or gross content outside of /b/
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Honest question. Without trolling. Can a relationship last without sex and/or attraction?
Let's say I finally got a gf after 27 years of being a virgin looser. Let's say she's really funny, caring and cute, let's say also she has more money (and a better job) than me and pays for all my expenses. BUT.. she isn't quite attractive, at all. she's fat actually, not a lardass but fat in the wrong places, having sex with her almost makes me feel repulsed.
We have been for 7 months together.
What should I do /r9k/? I'm serious, she's like perfect wife material, except that she's too fat. I tried to make her loose weight and it didn't work.
Help me.
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>>36355121
Give her adderal so she'll stop eating so much. Also will wanna fugg more
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Feel me robots
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>>36355121
>What should I do /r9k/?
Fuck off back to facebook
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>accidentally said 'I love you' to the prostitute again
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She don't care, she's a prostitute.
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did she respond "I know" like han solo
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DELET THIS
>tfw she says "don't say that"
It's like the ultimate realization that you will never find love.
Anonymous
Blacks can't be robots 2017-04-18 02:00:53 Post No.36355009
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When a white girl looks at a black man her brain doesn't even register his face, she just sees the color of his skin and fantasizes about the size of his cock. You can be ugly as a motherfucker and still get laid when you're black. Just look at Tyga, chinless skinny manlet who's banging Kylie Jenner and is adored by thousands of jailbaits.
Just run BBC game.
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>>36355009
You're wrong, Anon. I'm black, and my dick is small, and I'm ugly. I'm a KHV and I've never been invited to parties. The only reason I haven't killed myself is because you guys give me hope that it might be possible to succeed.
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>>36355009
>pic related
If a black guy is posting on here they're probably not worth $2 million
It's as simple as that
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>>36355094
>I'm black, and my dick is small
Not possible.
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Post a description of yourself. The first anon with the same last digit as you will be your new husband/wife. It doesnt matter how gay it is.
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internet faggot who is a little cool (f)
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i'm a fcuking gay nigger
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I've got long dirty blonde hair, blue eyes (neither dark nor pale), pale skin (but not Snow White), I'm skinny, 5"10, about 128 lbs. (guess saying I'm skinny is redundant) and I'm beautiful (male)
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>be me
>be college freshman
>oneitis is a girl in my Physics course, we've talked irl before this like maybe twice
>in room playing EU4
>suddenly get a facebook notification
>holy shit it's her
>"come to my room rn"
>assume it's some party
>head down to Oneitis's room
>guy playing as fox suddenly gets all anal
>head up to bathroom hear fapping noises
>mom into succubus
>head up to bathroom hear faping noises
>.
>oneitis in bed
>guy playing as fox suddenly gets all anal
>mom into succubus
>hear fapping noises
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>>36354948
Quality thread, mate
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>Being so much of an autist you copy a greentext in an attempt to get people to notice you
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>>36354948
what the fucking fuck fuck fuck
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So I kind of feel like making a tin foil hat. I know it sounds crazy but there are actually a lot of transmissions buzzing around (wifi, bluetooth, radio, cellphone, etc) and I feel like they could cause cancer. Should I do it or is this crossing a line I won't be able to get back over?
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you only get cancer if big pharma wants you to desu
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>>36354944
what if the aluminum acted as an antennae?
they make rf blocking clothing if you're that sensitive. Also Shungite is a good stone for shielding emf waves from your aura
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>>36355008
Yeah I'm sure it was big pharma that gave my uncle cancer and not the 30 years of inhaling smoke
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admins ar easleep post ur elliots
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rare elliot op here mine
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>>36354929
This is my favourite picture of the NYC rat basher.
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thats one frickn sweet elliot bro heres mine
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>friends at school made me into an anime opening
>i'm the black guy
>everyone thinks im a massive faggot now
wtf do i do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijZ50jfgr7Y
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>>36354923
HAHA OP BTFO
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>>36354923
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
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heh nuttin personel op
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Is tinder worth it? I hear how all you do is fuck 3/10s with the occasional 6
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>>36354870
3/10 is better than nothing desu
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Most of you cunts would be lucky to land a girl with elephantitis. Take your 3 and be happy.
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>>36354870
Surely its better than the -3s on pof
Anonymous
Do loyal fembots exist? 2017-04-18 01:54:28 Post No.36354858
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I know I'm probably just gonna get a lot of...
">women
>loyal
Pick one"
But do loyal fembots exist? You would think that being lonely would compel you to work on your behavior.
However, every fembot I have talked to was a complete hedonist who tried to start shit at every turn OR an actual sociopath.
I suppose as a woman (even a fembot) you don't have to have to improve yourself in any meaningful way. Western society will just let you get away with your bullshit and make it something to take pride in.
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>women
>loyal
Pick one
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>>36354858
loyal fembots don't exist because fembots don't exist
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>>36354858
Yeah, I'm 100% loyal. I am dedicated to improving myself. It's tough, but I can do it.
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>feel something press into your back
>quickly flip around
>see this
>"This is a robbery. Your money or your life"
What do?
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>>36354793
Lick "gun"
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>But you've already stolen my heartprobably not original kek
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>get down on knees
>"Please take me hostage and make me your slave, mistress"
>lick her shoes
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Hey, guys. I'm your worst nightmare.
I'm a girl who has sex, for fun, and likes it.
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lmao drumpfletootkins bltfwo
good night alt right
four chan has been defeated once and for all
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Korigianus
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sure you do
anyways, the only nightmares i have arent really nightmares especially since i want the apocalypse to happen
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So many of these pics are in the bathroom
You think they took a poop?
Like some dissonant stinky sputtering poop?
Before or after the pic.
I would think after.
You can't tell but you feel freer after a poop.
All girls with nice butts poop.
Even the ones reading this.
Truly a thought parable that keeps on giving.
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This got me thinking. Most girls underwear rides up the ass. Do you think they get a lot of shit stains just due to the fact that it's literally rubbing their anus all day?
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>>36354666
I just don't care anymore, Satan.
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>>36354706
no, but vaginal discharge stains.
if I wear underwear for 2 days straight, there's a line of white sticky discharge. Not cumlike, more like boogers. I often have to rub it off with a tissue.
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How do you anons deal with your depression when it starts to get out of control?
Can someone also tell me that things are going to be alright?
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You're gonna be alright my dude, guaranteed
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I have anxiety not depression so I can't offer much.
hopefully you'll be ok but the world is pretty scary
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>>36354642
someway, somehow
things are going to be alright anon