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I'm so fucking worthless and disgusting, why did my mother give birth to me?
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>>39306092
Well, you posted a cute picture, so you're not completely useless.
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Whatever, I wasn't always like this. Nobody is born like this we are molded by life.
I do have a nicer side I keep well hidden because cunts here only seek to abuse it.
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>>39306092
Because your parents were selfish and wanted a child for their own pleasure, despite bringing yet another suffering soul into existence being completely immoral.
Who here /stalker/ ?
>see a girl in one of my college classes pretty often
>find out her name by looking through the student list and typing every name into Facebook
>read all her posts going all the way back to 2010
>one post has a picture of her house, next to a river
>look along all the rivers in the city in google maps, find her home address
>fantasize about kidnapping her and locking her in a cage and cutting off her arms and legs so she can't get away from me
>still haven't spoken a word to her
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>>39306009
I've made it to point 3 maybe.
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>>39306009
So I dont get why stalkers want to cut off limbs of their objects of obsession. Why damage what you just spent so much time and effort to get? also plz no kidnap lol
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>>39306009
>tfw the person i want to stalk is unstalkable
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Do robots hate Reddit and Memey or the Bing Bong Theorem more?
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Rick and Morty is enjoyable. TBBT is literally unwatchable.
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Are those planes? I would call you something not nice but I can hold my tongue.
Well played sir. These women are like cats - they eat your face once they're finished eating mine.
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Rick and Morty is good, but the fanbase is terrible.
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> be last year
> Tech class at high school going to compete at tech competition for random stuff
> All guys except one 8/10 girl
> We talk a little but she is more focused on another guy but still got her number somehow
> Class makes it to nationals but I can't go cause family vacation planned
> We talk a lot thru text but she says she has a crush on the other guy
> Be supportive and support her to ask him out
> Few months later we stopped talking and I forget about her
> She messaged me out of the blue and says she never liked the other guy
> "Anon that was just a diversion. I actually really liked you but I made it up that I liked (friend) so I can talk to you more"
> Mfw
> We start talking more
> I start getting attracted to her more after she said that
> At some point jokingly mention sex life
> Find out we are both virgins
> Hard to believe because she is 8/10 but apparently is just as socially autistic as I am
> Pass around idea of us having sex but never fully say it directly
> Finally convince her to say it
> She sends pic related
> We actually start planning a day to fuck
> Actually get a date down
> Get hotel room on that day
> We watch a movie and just talk instead
> Don't actually fuck
> she just goes home and I was too scared to initiate
> Literally the closest I came to losing my virginity and I blew it
> Never brought it up again, eventually stopped talking
> Literally will never even come close to something like that again
I'm going to die a miserable virgin.
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Damn that's sad as fuck. Holy fuck that made me sad.
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Fuck off to >>>/b/ dumb faggot
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>>39305874
>Find out we are both virgins
Nah.
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How does it feel to cum in mouth?
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>>39305775
It feels great but I think the feeling of knowing you're cumming inside an attractive woman's mouth is why it's so good
Also when I cum from head or sex it just feels way more intense than just jerking off
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>>39305775
goodand also original
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>>39305872
why the fuck are you here you fukken normalfag
no one wants you here you moron
omg this is so true
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>>39305753
Slavery never died. People just got smarter at manipulating other people.
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>>39305753
Being self employed is great. I get to do something I genuinely enjoy, and people finally recognise some worth in me.
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How the hell could a man enjoy getting his hard earned money taken away from him in the name of "equality"
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I have a house, cars, job and a social life.
AMA
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>>39305701
How did you do it anon?
>What job?
>Degree?
>Gf?
>Hobbies?
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Advice for getting out of that "edge of the friend group third wheel never hangs out" zone? You're probably larping but I just want to git gud at life.
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>>39305757
>What job
Im a builder, fucked about with dairy farming and forestry for a few years.
>Degree
Lvl 2 general agricultral, Lvl 2 dairy, Lvl 4 building and carpentry. And Apprenticeship.
>Gf
Im not full normie yet, why do you think im still here?
>Hobbies
Woodworking, Fishing, Hunting, Gardening
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>kissless hugless virgin that's never had a girlfriend or a girl friend
>have to go to rape and sexual assault seminars at university
why
this doesn't affect me and never will, I've never held a girl's hand
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because you can still rape and commit sexual assault?
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>>39305634
no I can't. I don't interact with women. I don't interact with anyone. these seminars are for chads who rape girls at parties and beat up their girlfriends. just let me alone.
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don't look at any thots there, lest you would rape them
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>see father naked
>instant rockhard erection
>can't stop staring
how far must by degeneracy go
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have fun struggling with your closet homolust
the rest of the world already transitioned a long time ago
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>>39305550
Ur a fagget but you can choose to not be a retarded fagget. Its up to you
Mussolini wheat strings
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>>39305550
what is the context of this
I think I showered with my pops naked when I was like 4 but definitely wasn't no gay shit
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be honest. is this true?
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>robots
You misspelled "women". Yeah I would like a gf but the dating climate is worse than the current real estate market.
I can't afford a house or a family I don't want an ugly and stupid wife may as well do my thing.
Fuck your jets and sonic booms
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>>39305475
yes it is true
everyone here blames the world for problems they create themselves
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>>39305475
Being a robot is purely based around lies. It's reminded yourself every single chance you get that your situation is completely out of your control, for this or that excuse.
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Why is it that the older I get the more and more I'm starting to desire plus sized girls? I remember being younger and I would be disgusted by the idea of even touching a bigger girl, but now I have an intense fetish for these creatures. Especially the plus sized latinas, I want to fuck the shit out of a plus sized Latina raw so bad...
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women are attractive.
that's all it boils down to. I see fat girls all the time I want to fuck like an animal.
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DISGUSTING FAT COW! HUMAN TRASH, WORTHLESS LEECH
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>>39305452
>plus sized
It's called fat, OP.
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How many of you wear glasses? Do you feel like it affects your appearance negatively>
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>>39305386
Get contacts, moron.
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>>39305386
Yes. I'm so nearsighted that even with special thinned lenses, my glasses make my eyes look tiny and creepy. It's also hard to find frames that flatter your face when your face is just plain ugly lol
>>39305398
doesn't the money add up over time? My glasses were pricey but I only had to pay for them once
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>>39305386
I been wearing glasses for a year and a half and I think they make me look better. However, I chose a frame that sits crooked because of my nose bump so I look more asymmetric than I already am. Hopefully I'll get a new effay frame soon
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>text gurl
>she doesn't respond
>forget about her
>Responds 24+ hours later
>like every time
Why the fuck even bother responding?
It's like I forget about you but then you wanna keep talking.
Should I drop this chick? Had a fun date but the above is sort of annoying.
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Ditch her, norman. Plenty of other wimmins out there.
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She obviously doesn't like you at all and is only keeping you as a free meal. If you have any self respect whatsoever never text her again.
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>>39305383
She is obviously too busy responding to her choice of Chads
Don't bother
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Some girls in the subway just giggled at me the whole ride. It all started when one of the girls said to the other "you know those Frosted Flakes cereals?" then pointed at me. After that they began relentlesly giggling the whole ride. What the fuck was that supposed to mean?
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>>39305321
Kek OP got FROSTED
Frosted flake ass little bitch BTFO
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>>39305321
>frosty fag gets roasty toasted
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>>39305321
I googled frosted flake cereals and i don't uhderstand, my guess is that they are mentally ill
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I'll die alone.
Cute chemistry girl chatting to me over Discord. She eventually wants to talk: "uh no, no, I-I-I don't have a mic".
I am such a pussy help.
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>>39305093
So get a mic then. Or if you were just too chicken to turn on your existing mic, fucking man up and do it. Otherwise you deserve to become a wizard.
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>>39305117
I have a studio condenser mic. Just a pussy.
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>>39305093
You fucking pussy, others would kill for this opportunity and you'd let it pass just because "What if"s, drop your balls and be a man for once in your life.