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>adventurous
>into traveling
>"i loooveeeeee pizza"
whore
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Literally 90% of women under 25
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>>35031431
And also 90% of women over 25
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>tfw Dr. Nosenberg tells you to stay and do overtime for the third time in a week
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Unpaid overtime: Fuck off
Paid: ok
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>>35031019
Are you getting paid overtime?
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Are there any femanons ( """"female"""") who pee in bottles? How do you do it? Is a funnel involved?
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>>35030735
>abortion pills
>not Laxatives
malebots pls
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>>35030735
>tfw no pretty princess girIfriend
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>tfw small bent dick
I see no reason to be kind to people anymore. Next time i'll get myself to jail.
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Eraaaaa i am godzirra, rawrrrr
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>>35030698
post pics OP, I need to see your chris chan duck
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Girl coughs after walking past me
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>>35030649
I do it too, you fat fuck. Why do you always smell like armpit feet?
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>>35030649
Why would she do that, OP?
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>>35031775
I am also curious.
Believe it or not but it has happened to me as well.
Ive seen it done to other guys at work too.
Doesnt matter if fat or fit, they still do it.
What the fuck why?
Girls explain yourselves now otherwise im gonna have to sneeze and get my sneeze water on you next time.
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Consciously deciding to bring a child into a world that is this cruel and heartless is an act of violence
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It violates the NAP desu.
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>>35030361
keep spreading the good word, anon.
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>>35030361
i agree
original post
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>peaceful sleep
>woken up at 2 am
>autistic neighbor child having episode
>so god damn loud I can hear it from room
>look out window
>lights on at neighbors
>kid running through kitchen
>throwing pans and shit
>swear he clonked mom
>runs outside
>tighty whities
>dad wrangler in full pursuit
>shoves son to stop him
>takes out mailbox
>more warbling
>couldnt sleep after
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>>35030282
And why don't get a cat?
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>>35030282
you leave that autistic child alone yout hear?
and stop posting about him on line.
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Who is this4chan person?
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Oh hi it's me
Origigigi
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>>35030139
The hacker known as 4chan is the most dangerous man on the world wide web.
Buy a dog.
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>>35030139
Are you in need of a quick rundown?
>real name is Chris Poole
>committed terrorist attacks under the internet disguise of The Hacker Known as 4chan
>newfags bow to him
>oldfags are afraid of him
>bankrolled this website, named after his alterego
>immortal wizard, uses magic to further his goals
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Ayyyyy yo wite boi teach us how to do algebra
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>>35030022
I don't now algebra either
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>white boy
>not Reggie Chan
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>kissing guys is not gay
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But is kissing gay guy is the real question
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Electrocute the fruit
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are you woke, my friends?
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Create a lie that only you know.
Then you can protect your mind from inception.
That also gives you a mysterious aura.
For instance:
I don't understand "Mamma Mia!"
But you had to encrypt that way: You have to findthe hint of that being. That's good guesswork or the morphic field hack's the hint for you. Then you have to guess if that being is lying or not.
Is bullshit telling helping? As if it were no waste of energy.
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Defense
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tf are you on about lol
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>>35029471
You really should take your meds before posting on 4chan.
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Name more alpha then this
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>tfw cuties would never cry for you
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>>35029457
You misunderstand, that was an assassination attempt.
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>>35029467
>You misunderstand, that was an assassination attempt.
and this ?
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>>35029529
The North Koreans have a proud tradition of murder by collective hugs.
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When was the last time you made a real mistake?
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I dont make many mistakes. I pretty much do the same 25 things over and over. Last summer though, I made a stupid mistake driving. Almost crashed another car and got yelled out good. Reminded me of my school days when I fucked up on a daily basis.
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Bump
Oregg my frog flegg
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Shouldnt have trusted my parents-mistake i made too many times
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>hate women
>hate myself
>wish I was a woman
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>>35029318
can't say i know that feel my famalam
if it's any kind of condolence know that i hate you too
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>>35029476
nah, you'd like me
>Working at my job for a good few weeks now
>One girl i get along with well (Lets call her B) , shes friends with lots of people, looks great
>Tells me i should go after one girl (Lets call her F)
>Which is her friend
>Brush it off
>Get feelings for F, find her so fucking QT as the days pass, want her badly
>One day talking with the girl B, say how only her and F haven't fucked around at this job and slept with anyone
>So she tells me how F fucked the chef but no one knows and for me not to tell anyone
>Proceed to tell her how she ruined it for me now, instantly lose attraction
>B does nothing but smile and says, "Thought you'd like to know"
Why do women always gotta ruin everything?
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i'd like to know why women ruin everything, fellow robots.
my crush was taken from me
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It's a horrible feeling when you start to like a girl and then find out about some slutty thing she did.
Every damn time.