Any other 4channers here like to lick and worship girl's asses?
>>38568045
No you are the only 4channer like that. Congrats OP.
No need to make this thread again. You got your answer.
I will only worship female NEET ass
I like having boys like my ass, it makes me feel powerful when they tongue my poophole
i wanna vape
should i?
Yeah. I thought it was gay, but its fun with a few friends
only if you're addicted to smokes
>>38568011
If you have no problem coming out to your parents
>nearly 20
>zero facial hair development
hold me bros
>>38567990
hmm, on second thoughts not quite an appropriate wojak to use
>20
>balding
>hair is thin
>>38567990
>19 in a month
>zero facial hair, no body hair except some feminine pubic hair and really thin armpit hair
>babyface
>6'7''
Wtf genes
Objectively speaking, all men are cucks to women. We're the ones who has to hunt, die in wars, suffer so they can have a comfortable life and bear children. So in the grand scheme of things, is making a sandwich that much to ask for?
>>38567952
Yeah and they think they're the losers because they're physically unimposing and fractionally less intelligent.
Retards.
What really sucks is now women can do everything for themselves so men aren't even necessary anymore.
>>38568050
>What really sucks is now women can do everything for themselves
lol, why do you think "wymen can do everything!" is being pushed so hard? It's because they can't actually do shit themselves without being under men's watch 24/7.
>>38568085
They can do things just not particularly well.
But we live in an artificial state of abundance so it's not necessary to work to high standards.
A woman's never asked me to anything.
Actually I lie I was out doing my 5k last week and an old lady asked me to walk her across the street.
Walked the SHIT out of her then sprinted the last stretch. God, helping that lady was satisfying.
>posts on phone
mfw
Get fucked, nerd
Mega orig
Posting from my iPhone on the toilet right now.
Try and stop me OP
>I'm posting from my phone while sitting at my desk in front of my computer
You don't understand what it means to be a quality shitposter.
I just want to find a mommy bf as lonely as me to bond over anime, sometimes play vidya, shitpost together, talk about anything and everything, then fall asleep together afterthey sexually dominate me
>>38567898
What's the difference between a mommy bf and a daddy bf? Why do you like the mommy bf more than the daddy bf?
>90% of the board are subs
>Most doms are bi who just want nudes and sex
>>38567928
Mommy bf is feminine in looks and it's more of a gentle femdom thing, except with a boyfriend.. Big guys intimidate me a bit
What's the weirdest most desperate thing you've done because because you were horny?
>used to creepshot women at the mall and then fap in the bathroom stall shortly after
>>38567815sauce?(orig btw)
>>38568502
It's Jaylene Rio. Im gonna fap to her now.
>>38567815
>haven't fapped in a week
>have a job interview in job agency (located in block)
>interviewer was cute
>after interview fapped on the staircase
Something very terrible has happened and I need to rebuild my "MFW" folders. Can I please get some basic Pepe memes at least to get started.
>>38567808
this one is so fresh its still hot
>>38567808
here is one pepe free of charge. enjoy.
>>38567808
what happend anon-kun-senpai-famlam?
So after we finally fucking silenced the so-called "fembots" for a while, you FUCKING /lgbt/ faggots have to ruin this fucking board?
>"durr muh /r9k/ is gay"
NO IT'S FUCKING NOT. Just look at the polls. We don't want you here you stupid faggots.
>"durr hurr you must be a sad miserable person!"
Is this so fucking difficult to understand what's this board about? We are fucking ROBOTS you stupid faggots
>"boo hoo it's /pol/ posters invading us!"
No it's not you fucking faggot. You don't fucking get it do you? We don't fucking want you here. This has nothing to do with /pol/. We just want to get our board back.
All you fuck off to
>>/lgbt/
>>38567784
originle ;)
>>38567784
i agree.
hey, mind if i post this frog here?
>>38567859
saved
oregano orig
Did you grow up in the early years of the 21st century? If so, how was your childhood?
>>38567781
Yep.
It was kinda boring, but a lot more comfy and less stressful. GameCube was my life since I grew up in the middle of nowhere, thus nothing else to do besides vidya and reading.
Yeah, Al-Qaeda cancelled recess, and then when I got home, they cancelled Pokemon.
>>38567781
my childhood was pretty terrible and the reason i ended up here
but that's cause i'm ugly and nothing to do with what the year was
>First time in my 22 years of life i try to approace a female
>Get called an ugly retard
>She walks away with a very disguisted look on her face
Im done
>>38567767
Mang, tell me you trolling pls
The trick to talking to girls is enjoying the fear. If you can associate being scared with fun, then just fire away.
>>38567804
I wish i was mate
>there are people on here who have education or jobs and think they have it bad
>function enough to work or go to school
>still think they're a real robot
I stopped attending school in 9th grade and now I work in a retail chain.
>tfw fresh CS grad with a stable, low-stress job , good pay, ample vacation time, and full benefits
>tfw still 5'5"
I'm willing to bet I have it worse than you, brainlet.
Arf arf
*Bork's*
Hmmmmmm nice post :)
Bark bark mmmmm yes yes
>>38567737
bump
originaldop
>BERNIE WOULD HAVE BEATEN TRUMP!!!1
Why? He couldn't even beat Hillary.
What are the excuses of the left in regards to that?
>>38567728
You all know that was a lot of shady shit going on there this fucking election.
>>38567728
I don't think he would have been a good president, but a huge factor for Trump winning was that he was regarded as the change candidate, which is typically why after two terms the other party gets a turn. He was seen as an outsider by many.
Sanders was doing a good job of establishing himself to his voters as a change candidate to his voter base as an outsider that was fed up with the current system, dems and republicans both. I see that as hogwash(especially with how long he's been in politics), but he would bring out voters better than Hillary "I have a vagina!" Clinton did. He was selling himself as a change candidate who didn't need to tear down the establishment so much as work with it. That is an easier pill to swallow than Trump's message.
If the DNC gave the people the candidate they wanted like the RNC did, they might have had a chance, but they instead colluded with Clinton to push her through as best they could.
>>38568519
Basically this. I'm unsure whether or not Bernie would've actually beaten Trump, but at the very least it would've been a hell of a lot closer in terms of electoral votes than it was with Hillary. I'm positive he would've won at least Michigan and Wisconsin.
Robot, what would you do if you turned into a female version of yourself;nothing different ,if you're a 5/10 you're still a 5/10 but a female
same size, same job,same parents,
but you're a female
what would you do ?
would you keep visiting this board?
would you become sadist?
would you still be a bot and stay virgin?
would you dye your hair and get piercings?
would you date another bot?
who would be your husbando?
and what kind of life would you choose to live?
>>38567702
It's always same answer
Masturbate furiously.
I would become a lesbian and rub clits with other girls
>>38567702
Kill myself, if mind stays the same I would not be able to deal with being dicked or being a lesbian, and i'm submissive so dominating boy isn't really something i'd be interested in either. Atleast now i can tell myself i have some kind of chance at what i desire.