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>n-no pickle

No, but the girl at the fast food place in mall I go to every now and then recognizes me ever since I gave her $20 back after she handed me too much change.
I don't get embarrassed by that though.

>>34426449
I don't order a lot of fast food just one meal at most.

>>34426392
i have blonde hair and blue eyes and people see me as a racist nazi mass murdering monster.
It's hardly appealing

>>34426412
I would believe your story if you shaved your head bald.

The blonde/blue eyes combo is kind of bland, girls dig guys with dark hair and blue eyes though.

>>34426331
The first and only time I ever did weed I didn't feel any different. I'm not sure if it was because it was shit weed or because I was already stone drunk when I tried it.

What does hitting white mean?

>>34426367
it means he went out and beat up some white males for oppressing him and his melanin enriched friends hundreds of years ago

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>>34426311
>in some 4chan memes cancer page in facebook
>write comment on a pic there
>someone make fun of my first and last name.
>delete my post

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>>34426311
>tfw buckle at the slightest of insults

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>>34426359
ur gay lmao haha xD

>Evil is rewarded. In absurd amounts. Being a cruel sociopathic person will get you farther than any bullshit in the bible. If God truly controls this world then all I can see is him saying that being evil is being blessed by him.
Have you read the Bible anon? This theme is explored quite extensively, that the virtuous are not rewarded with wealth and power - and that the 'rewards' offered by selfishness are vain and unfulfilling, especially compared to the ultimate satisfaction and joy of eternal reunion with the benevolent creator.

>Other Christians put me off from Christianity. They are the most judgmental hierarchical lunatics around. They treat others like they treat their relationship with God. Meaning they expect people to adhere to their made up narcissistic standards or else they'll excommunicate them. They also act superior thinking their shit doesn't stink.
All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.

>History of Christianity is one of subjugation. It's always been used to assault minorities into thinking they are flawed and they should worship the god of white people. Apostles and Jesus are always portrayed as white instilling guilt and inferiority. Spain spread Christianity yet massacred untold amounts of people for it.
This is more like pop history than real history, amigo. Missionaries have spread Christianity all over the globe, and obviously there have been positive and negative examples of this and effects, but it is not a one way thing. It was probably used as a political tool by some colonisers, but the driving force of the missions of the Church was one of trying to spread the salvation of God to all the peoples of the Earth. Certainly not a malicious motive, but merely one that seems out of vogue in the present globalised, multicultural zeitgeist. Christians were some of the earliest opponents of the slave trade.
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>>34426297
Hello, agnostic. I'm glad to hear that you have begun to think for yourself. I want you to know that Christianity is not the only source of moral guidelines, and to know that one can establish moral conducts without invoking divine beings to support one's arguments. Many doubters experience a point of return where they believe that if God does not exist, then neither can morality, and because they are unwilling to acknowledge a world without morality, they turn and cling to their frail faith. If you were to read some books or essays on philosophy, you will quickly discover a realm of ideas (in the literal sense, if we are to believe Plato) that will inspire you to seek other ideals and reasonings, thus saving you from the pits of cynic nihilism.

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>>34426297

Religion is a way of coping with fear of death, nothing more.

If god wasn't a complete retard he could shout down from heaven "I am real, trust in me and do [various religious stuff] and you will go to heaven, don't and you will go to hell" and solve the mystery for everyone.

>>34426255
If I had to hazard a guess I'd say maybe you've gotten an infection or something from a hangnail, you should get it checked out.

You got some fungus my dude, gonna have to go to a doctor and get some shit to dab on there before it starts eating your flesh and they have to cut your toe off.

Looks like cancer.
Good luck with that.

>>34426247
Isn't anything better than killing yourself? At worst you'll have to move some place with a significant trans community to find acceptance, and settle for some other non-passing transgender as your S.O. That certainly doesn't sound worse than death, though.

ok since that other guy argued pro tranny, i have to interject.

no, its not worth it. you WILL consider yourself a freak and will make you feel 100x more pathetic than you feel right now. its a mental illness, you arent really a girl and you know it. trasnsitioning isnt the answer.

>>34426269
>Isn't anything better than killing yourself?
no

>>34426217
>leave /pol/ because of BLACKED shitposting
>go onto /r9k/ to get some autistic memes
>see this
fuck you op, i hope you die alone

>>34426223
Did his picture... trigger you? :^)

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>>34426223
Ugh. Rude anon!

>>34426179
Then go and workout you fucking fat fuck

>>34426201

I just got back from the gym but it still hurts having food in my tummy

>>34426179
You need to eat anon. Don't fall for the starving yourself meme.

Eat well but healthy, it's all about nutrition.

Nutrition is everything, it can cure disease

>>34426145
Disney songs are great, and I think that the majority of society agrees with this statement. Even normies listen to them

>>34426145
Everytime I take a shit I have to scream at it the whole time it flushes or I get upset

:^(

I try to speedrun all my daily activities. Any and everything as fast as possible.

>>34426134
nofap is a meme
masturbation is fine just don't watch porn

>>34426134
>no fap for one day
>hope when i stop for a month, fapping will give me pleasure like when i was a teen

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I'm not. I'm glad that I'm not stupid enough to fall for such faggotry.

>>34426110
5th thread I've seen actually.

>>34426110
>Tfw no robot waifu to drain you whenever

>>34426110
Is that what the lyrics are to that fucking song?

>>34426097
Just be a man once in your life faggot and smash the shit out of this bug.

just pick the gizzy up and let him outside
its a nice little creature

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>>34426097
Make him a little house and then post pics

>>34426074
how did you get a job after being NEET for 3 years?

NEET time on a resume is the strongest HR repellent known to man

>>34426074
Are you comfy though anon?..

>have a shit wagie job and live on my own for 2 years
>can't stand the work, want to die every second I'm there
>can barely make ends meet
>decide to quit and move back in with parents
>be NEET again
>sleep schedule goes to shit, fall asleep at 7am and wake at 4pm
>freetime no longer has any value to me, and I get less done in an entire day than I did with the meager few hours a day I had before
>have even less energy than when I was getting 5 hours of sleep and working all day
>depression comes back in full swing
>being NEET means I'm completely financially dependent on parents and have zero privacy

No matter what I do life is suffering.

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>>34426064
56429674656725854rtgf6yed6yerfgrfy

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>tfwnqtjcgf
>tfwswnsomfitt

why live

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>>34426064
its not a 10/10 if you just want to fuck her