>I fapped to THAT againit was that loli/monkey doujin
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>>38459831
>it was that loli/monkey doujin
Clearly your deep-seated need to see your daughters blacked.
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I like that one anon
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>>38459831
>>38460221
>Monkeys
come on OP, the artist is nice but monkeys are shit tier
fap to the femdom one at least
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>beating off to a straight shota doujin
>Law & Order: SVU theme starts playing in the other room
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>>38459815
>straight shota doujin
>straight shota
>straight
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>>38460900
>sex between a male and a female
>a male and a female
>a male
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>>38461054
>Implying shotas are straight looking
>Implying all ss doujins aren't milf-domination doujins
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ITT:Weird things you can do
Sometimes I can see a picture of a person or thing and get a faint whiff of what said person or place smells like. Even if I've never been in physical contact with them/it.
What can you guys do? Maybe we can make some autistic version of Xavier's School for the Gifted.
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Ive gotten good at controling my dreams and contructing a new life in that dream world
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I'm still alive even though I no longer have a reason to be.
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>>38459761
How are you certain that this world isn't the dream world and you just have a really nice life?
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>anime is shit this season
>already watching some stuff from my backlog and don't want to start another
What's a good new hobby /r9k/
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I don't understand
if you are watching anime why start a new hobby?
There's plenty of good anime you haven't watched yet
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>>38459692
Because I need something else to do than just anime
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>>38459724
Read the novels you filthy secondary.
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Is it okay to masturbate in the presence of a blind girl without her knowing?
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Warning - many "blind" people still have limited vision
Be sure they are ACTUALLY blind before trying
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she'll be able to hear you anon
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>>38459639
She'd know.
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ITT: therapist thread
Share your therapy experiences
>mom makes me go to therapist
>think it'll be boring just her trying to get me to talk about myself and cry about stupid shit
>first few minutes it's just that, she asks me dumb questions about myself
>later, she shows me a computer and tells me to feel free to do whatever
>"your mom says you're on internet forums a lot, so I thought it would be best to-"
>immediately start shitposting on 4chan
>make a few posts
>"So, I see you called that person a 'normie'? Can you tell me what that means?"
>refuse to acknowledge her, busy concentrating on shitposting
>"Do you feel like you're not normal? Do you resent others for being normal?"
>tell her to shut her fat stupid face I'm trying to get (You)s
>finally get one minute of peace and quiet
>join roastie h8 thread and in a sudden burst of creativity start writing a masterpiece of misogynistic prose
>almost done until she says "Okay, Anon. I don't think this is a good idea. Let's stop using the computer."
>tries to take the mouse and keyboard but my REEEEEEE scares her off
>about to hit post until the computer shuts off
>stunned, takes me a sec to realize my masterpiece never will see light
>therapist has power cord in her hands and tells me to take a seat in her stupid therapist couch
>REEEE as hard as I ever REEEEEEEEEed in my life and throw her across the room
>lazy bitch won't get up, guess she decided to take a nap instead of trying to overpower me
>can't log onto computer, but no worries I can still shitpost on my Nintendo DS
>mom picks me up and asks how my first session went
>say it was great and the therapist said I made a lot of progress
>mfw she says she's proud of me and gets me McDonalds for supper
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>go to therapist
>tell her I'm a pedophile
>come back next week
>"So are you still a pedophile"?
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>best friend thinks I'm gonna kill myself
>tricks me into going to a shrink
>I weasel out of it
>get called "unstable"
>best friend ends up killing themselves
Fucking hypocrite.
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>begin seeing therapist
>convinces me my anxiety and inability to have friends stem from being a fat fuck my entire life
>lose the weight
>develop binge eating disorder
>still no friends
>still too anxious to leave the house regularly
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Where did/do you go to college, anon? Any commuters here?
All college related stories/discussion/feels are welcome
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>>38459600
I'm heading in September.
I'm fucking terrified.
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>>38459600
>missed out on jobs during high school
>probably can't get an internship during college
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>>38459600
I missed an exam and because I had a chronic disease I don't have to sit it at all.
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How do you guys post on here? Doesn't the reCAPTCHA autoblock you guys?
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>>38459546
We all use 4chan pass
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>>38459546
Wow amazing! you are the first person to come up with that!!
my god how has no one else ever come up with this you my friend are comedic gold
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>>38459546
Everyone here uses 4chan Pass
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how many different ways can you say kill yourself
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End urself my man.
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>>38459539
Seek a permanent solution.
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liquidate thyself
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Hey anon, are you refreshing the front page of r9k and only seeing subpar threads? Have you hidden most of them, and just wish the normalfags would go back to >>>/soc/ instead of shitting up what was once your homeboard? Do you long to connect to other robots, and maybe even want to express yourself through the magic of a comfy game of autismblocks?
If that is the case, then please give this /r9k/-populated Minecraft 1.12 server a try!
IP: NEETparadise.sytes.net
We have
>no drama
>no trap/fembot attentionwhoring
>small, comfy and tight-knit r9k-archetype userbase
>/home, grief prevention and chest guarding plugins
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>>38459536
Looks super comfy, anon.
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fuck this shit, these servers always go to shit, I wish I didnt spend money to play on a fucking server that died a day after
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>>38459659
This one has been active for a while.
We have a second little comfy town active users built.
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Literally, why?
I mean I get the underlying social implications, but practically it makes no sense. Rich people don't get rich (or stay rich) by spending extra money on things when they don't have to, why is using a coupon inappropriate on a date?
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Women are gold digging whores, that's why.
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>>38459544
Then shouldn't they want a guy who saves money instead of spending it frivolously? Of the two the guy with the coupons is spending less and saving more.
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>>38459530
It looks bad to normies because frugality is k selected and dating successfully is an r selected activity.
You have to remember that normies are retards.
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who here /nofloss/
i haven't flossed my teeth in 2 months and i feel liberated :)
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So cute, have any more?
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I haven't brushed my teeth in around 2 months
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My teeth fell out
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Uh oh, /r9k/, the mainstream media is on to us.
Why are all women spiteful, terrible bitches? Is it in their biology?
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>>38459455
>Reject every advance you make
>Spend 20 years on the cock carousel
>Wonder why youre maladjusted
>Complain you dont have any experience with women
>Write articles to shame you
>Even though its her fucking fault
REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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>>38459455
are women legitimately mad that men play video games so it takes time away from them or is this just a media thing
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>>38459575
Only Chad exists to women. When they see articles about "men aren't marrying because they just want to play video games" they imagine Chad not marrying them. It gets the roastie all toasty
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Have you registred for your Porn ID anon?
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Yeah, Willy2Dicker
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Underaged BTFO. What will they do now?
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>>38459387
>>38459409
no problem i can easily fap to anime and magazine cutouts
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Hey /r9k/
It's my 18th birthday today. I've just been inside all day and my sister asked me why don't i go out with friends.
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Why don't you, anon.
Just go and get wasted. Birthdays suck.
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>>38459405
Can't legally go to a bar or buy any drinks
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>>38459386
>18
time to get a job bro