Well look who it is babe...the breeder from upstairs. What do you say honey? You want us to take your boiginity?
MFW I REEEEEEEEEEE
>eat cherry tomatoes
>taste great
>eat a few more
>mouth starts to bleed
>>38466012
Alright Denethor
I have the same thing with kiwis
>>38466042
Fucking hated that scene when I was a kid.
I need more friends to play with I keep getting unfunny randos. My username is thodd.pls add me and we can get an r9k game going. Evil apples is a good mobile alt to that knockoff CAH web game one.
Link to r9k game
https://join.evilapples.com/g/596ebbcbc3f20b1017847038/
It's always one guy on here insisting that they own the board even though we know they don't anyway. Fucking normies.
Album of the year edition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQNrsU_shgY&list=PLj_aLRwtmikUB2hlK0zhmDpVeMS_PRAxz
>>38465883
Stop with these fucking knockoff britfeel threads you bloody leaf
>>38465941
Watchyour gob
>>38465941
M8 but this legit
do you think life would be better if you lived in Jane Austen times?
Even the autist in this film got a qt wife
That is the shittier version of the movie but its a good book at least.
He's an absolute autist though, good choice...
And no, it wouldn't have been better because my family is poor. If I could have been born the richest man in my country then sure. But the same could be said now.
add me to some discords buggs#5498
I had sex with a hot white girl
Well I'm proud of you, OP.
>>38465626
gg now out you get normie
You're worthless scum anon. You need to be rehabilitated.
Jesus, you're right! Rehabilitate the fuck outta me! When do we start?
>>38465540
I'm not really into feet, but otherwise I like where this is going.
>decide to lower standards
>try to go out with unpopular obese 4/10 coworker
>don't know how to ask her out though
>try to be a secret good deed fairy
>place a bunch of McDonalds coupons in her locker as a present
>prepare to see her filled with joy when finding the coupons
>prepare to have a 100% chance of succeeding when asking her out at her happiest and most grateful
>tfw all she does is cry about being fat when she finds them
>tfw she won't listen when I tell her it's a present and keeps crying about "being a victim of bullying"
>tfw she quits work and I get fired for harassing a coworker
>>38465536
Hahaha I'm gonna screencap this and post to reddit, good story!
>>38465558
Nice bait fucko, why don't you try EATING MY ASS
>>38465536
maybe you should have done a more classy place then mcdonalds she was probably offended that you did not got to a bistro
newfag here. what the fuck are these in pic related? are they created by 4chan mods? why do they sometimes have shitposts in them that look like they were created by other users? do mods create them? is it an advertising space that 4chan users take advantage of by posting their memes? is it created by mods of specific subs to promote their sub? what the fuck does it mean?
https://www.4chan.org/banner-contest
I literally just googled 4chan banner and it was the first hit.
>go to the movies with my mom
>filled with teen lovers hugging and kissing all throughout the movie
I think I'm finally ready to kill myself
>not hugging and kissing your mom
iktfb origamisbabaaad
>>38465515
a hug will do
>have to make presentation about yourself
>put that I was autistic, lonely, and awkward in the presentation
>present it in front of the class
>the class was silent after the presentation
>teacher didn't even acknowledge
>still got an A+
>>38465423
>have to make presentation for music
>supposed to discuss a musical genre
>pick vaporwave
>stutter through entire presentation
>lots of audio issues
>had to do breathing exercises in the middle of presentation to calm myself
>so busy stuttering that i didn't even finish my presentation
At least i got a few laughs in.
>Tfw wanted an internship this summer but never got one so i'm working as a cashier at a local convenience store
bretty comfy tho I basically sit and walk around all day or fuck around on my phone.
I worked at a grocery store last summer, I get paid the same and this is 100x better. It's local so theres almost no micromanaging and the customers are interesting and don't have thousands of groceries. Though customers still ask the dumbest questions
>DO U HAVE A PHONE CHARGER WITH AN ADAPTER THE ONES U HAVE ARE USB
God damn
>>38465249
bringing this post right back up for other anons to share their feels
>>38465249
bumping this thread up again