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Take me back to 2011 right fucking now
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>>34244119
Fuck you, we're going back to 2006
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>>34244119
but that's impossible anon
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>>34244133
yeah, i'm headed there too.
>>34244119
we'll drop you off on the way there. hop in.
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>he claims to be a 'robot'
>he plays games with graphics
I want all normies to fuck off now.
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>>34244102
>chair and table in the center of a dirt hole
What is the purpose of this, anon?
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I was about to shittalk your fort, but it looks like you're still waiting on a wave of migrants so I'll accept your starter fort
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>>34244160
It's the computer room, anon.
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>when you were both 15 >when you two would talk on facebook
>when she posted about you on twitter quoting you obviously interested in you as a person
>when you two hugged and you said "I don't want to let go" and she laughed and you two walked into class while laughing and hugging
>when she would laugh at all your jokes
>when you listened to music together and class and found you liked some of the same music
>when you were wearing reflective aviators and she came up to you and adjusted her shirt in the reflection so that you could see all of her tits except nipple that happened on October 16th , 2012
>you will never get back these days
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I fucking hate disgusting normies like you. I hope you die.
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>>34244085
>Facebook was around when he was 15
Underage
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>>34244354
Anon it's 2017, facebook was here in 08
If he was 15 and facebook was around he is in his 20's
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Why dont you get a sweet gf r9k? Mine sends me more memes than selfies, and has literally never sent any one nudes and is a virgin so I know shes pure. Only bad thing is that shes not really my gf and lives far away. But even if she gets a real life bf and stops talking to me I wouldnt care shes really nice
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this post started out sweet and encouraging, but then quickly became pathetic and sad. LOL
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>>34244035
>wouldnt care shes really nice
Why does this crack me up.
Just the wording "shes really nice".
Its so naive and innocent.
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>>34244067
I would choose a sweet gf that really isn't my gf who Igenuinely enjoy spending time with than a real gf that I fake being a different person to so she can tolerate me.
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What's some cheap tasting non-bitter wine to get drunk off of?
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pink moscato
kind of faggy, but you can chug a few bottles no problem
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moscato or gewurtztraminer or riesling or something. gewurtz are usually 12-14% and generally my favorite white
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>wine
try gin or rum if you want to reach your goal baby
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why the FUCK do black women love white men so much?
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we have jobs
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>>34243975
White men are an upgrade
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Actually i'm pretty sure female coons are the only race that doesn't prefer white men
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Does depression go away when you do things for other people? I make funny memes on the internet and people say they enjoy it and share them, I do things for my irl friends and enjoy when they like them, but I still feel useless and sad. Can only medication cure it?
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>>34243967
>Can only medication cure it?
3 months in and no luck here.
To be fair, it's probably my awfully negative thoughts playing the biggest factor in it.
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>>34244207
Woops, I thought you said mediTation.
Fucking kek. Pharmashillticals don't cure a damn thing
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>>34243967
medication can not cure depression. it can only treat it and it's not even reliable for that.
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"Anon you have to improve yourself before you can expect a girl to like you, no girl wants a neet who jacks off in his basement all day"
>got a job that pays better then fast food
>got a new car
>stopped playing vidya for 8 hours a day
>moved out of moms got my own place
>got a real job
>about to graduate college in a semester
Where the fuck is this gf you advice fags told me i would get once i "improved myself"? reminder that "improving yourself" is a fucking meme and not to waste your time.
I also know already what you fags are gonna say "well did you also do X and Y" well when i do those and dont get a gf are you then gonna tell me i should also of done Z? Fuck you.
Robots you're better off just leaching off your parents and spending all your disposable income on hobbies instead of trying to appear like a real person. It doesnt get you anywhere.
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welcome to adult life
it fucking sucks
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>>34243930
>I also know already what you fags are gonna say "well did you also do X and Y" well when i do those and dont get a gf are you then gonna tell me i should also of done Z? Fuck you.
now you know
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>>34243930
>>got a job that pays better then fast food
$10/hour is better than fast food. Is that how much you make? I didn't find a gf until at least $25/hour
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Do you own any meme clothing /r9k/?
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why would you get a shirt with succubus (male) on it?
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I unironically own a Call of DutyBO, MGS5 Diamond Dogs and Dark Souls shirt.
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>>34243905
No, because I'm not a flamboyant faggot who wants to meme irl.
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who else /batwing/ and /turkeyneck/ here?
protip: if pubic hair grows on your dick shaft itself, you are a /batbro/
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>if pubic hair grows on your dick shaft itself
well /batbro/ reporting in i guess. although my batwing is not as pronounced as the OP
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>>34243895
batgirl (male) here
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Got a bit of hair a quarter up on the shaft, but there's no wing.
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are you hypothyroid r9k?
>75% of autists have low thyroid function
>It often goes undiagnosed
Symptoms of hypothyroidism include:
>fatigue, muscle weakness, slowed heart rate, dry skin, cold temperature intolerance, >depression, irritability, bad memory, cognitive deficits
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>>34243683
get tested anons
sorting out my T4 levels fixed a whole lotta shit
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>>34243683
>symptons
Fuck, too close for comfort.
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>>34243683
Oh my god I have it
I always thought I got cold easily because I was a skellington, but this makes more sense
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>meet a cute girl through tinder
>start to talk a little, starts off good
>add eachother on facebook and talk some more
>finally decide to meet irl and go to cinema, enjoy ourselves
>a week later meet again, have tons of fun and laugh a lot
>some time later go to a party together and dance together and shit
>tell her on facebook the next day i got feelings for her
>out of the blue tells me i am cool but that she is still dealing with previous shit and it's too soon
>didn't expect that so not sure what to answer, tell her i understand
>the next day she tells me she wants to party next week, as if last convo never happened
Is... is it over bros? Does she just want a buddy for parties? I'd rather cut my losses and be done with it than go through this friendzone bullshit. The last girl who told me it was too soon had another guy two weeks later.
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dude don't be so self-defeating. If she's down to hang she'll work her shit out eventually
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>>34243675
Why were you not trying to find
another girl the moment After you
started talking to her.
You shouldve been talking to another
long before you ever even met up with her irl.
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>>34243675
this is where you have non-emotionally engaged sex you nincompoop
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Would you let a girl destroy your balls if you could have sex with her beforehand?
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>>34243591
>agree
>have sex
>don't allow her to destroy my balls
Deal!
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I'm a tranny and I hate my balls so I'd let a girl do it for free, no sex needed
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>>34243623
This honestly, OP forgot that lying existed.
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Any other failed normies here? At what point did you give up?
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23 years old.
I fell for the 'just lower your standards' meme and was friendzoned by a landwhale.
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>>34243581
Every single time Ive told a girl I had feelings for her they just stop talking to me. It's happened 4 times. Saying no doesn't hurt as much as being ignored after we talked for months. I'm starting to just despise women in general.
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I'm 25, a painter and live with my girlfriend.
I'm head to toe in tattoos, long hair and all that stuff. I'm extremely confident in myself but because I chose to be artsy fartsy for a career (I'm becoming successful!) normies will always think I'm a loser
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>no cute darkskin black gf
JUST. KILL. ME. PLEASE.
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>cute
>dark skin
Pick one.
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>>34243624
It's not my fault that you're only around ugly she-boons, my man.
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>>34243624
I pick.... both
originally of course