>gf got accepted to the study abroad program she wanted
Looks like she's your ex now.
>study abroad
aka fuck-as-many-college-chads-as-i-can abroad
What country is she going to leave you for?
This lil nigga is more popular with the girls than u lmao
>>36620148
Lmao indeed
>>36620148
Lmao oh shit my man
why dont normies understand looks is all that matters?
i fucking lol at normies who fall for the personality meme
how do i find gfs on discord, specifically fembot gfs
>>36620117
message anyone who you think might be a girl, ask them if they are a girl
if they are, just seduce them
ezpz
Are you a big, attractive man who can rape me??
>>36620402
Yes.
Originalis
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Our robot lifestyles can't last forever right?
I'll be right here senpai.
James Iha is unmarried at 49.
>>36620088
Dead
Fuck off filter
>walking home from the bus stop
>see a duck couple floating happily down the river
>instantly become overwhelmed with jealousy and self-loathing
I hope they get ripped apart by coyotes
I hope a nigger shoots you and you die a kissless, handholdless virgin and vultures tear apart your body to nourish themselves. Now that I think of it, your body is most likely composed of 99% fat, so the vultures have nothing to feed on and would soon die of malnourishment.
>walking to the shops
>fucking ducks get in my way
>they don't get out of my way
>fucking manlets always trying to act macho
>literally end up bumping into them
>>36620082
I had bad sex with a chubby thot before and I'm 1 pound away from being underweight, but I agree that I deserve to be shot for wishing suffering upon animals just because they can get gfs.
I'm taking hormones and you can't stop me, even if you call me a degenerate or tell me to kill myself. I'm going to be my own waifu.
have fun ruining your life
see you in the obituaries friendo
>>36619997
That's already more than anyone's ever cared about me or been interested in me
It's woorrkkiiinngggggg
>>36620028
Can I join you on this self destructive journey?
For fembots: What would you do if a dude busted a nut inside of you?
Thank him for such a pleasing experience.
Rape and child custody!
>>36619884
Have you tried it before?
I was googling attractive men and I found this dudes.Do women really find this men attractive?
This one looks very weird to me
This one is in the IMDb top 100 attractive man.He looks fucking weird
Those front teeth look like doors to a mansion
Hey bro, can you watch my beef jerky for me? Make sure nobody steals it brb.
>>36619832
WHITEY AND HIS JERKY
>>36619832
that'll cost you one piece of jerky, bub
fuckin whitemane and yer beef jerky baka bros
Is this a case of normies getting justly BTFOed?
>It was supposed to be the most glamorous event of the year, with all the selfie opportunities and flower-crowns a young, gym-bodied social media influencer could dream of. But Fyre Festival, an elite concert event on a deserted island in the Bahamas with tickets priced up to $12,000 has quickly turned into a terrifying B-movie, with flocks of Instagram models forced to seek shelter in an airport after arriving to discover a lack of food, violent locals, appalling accommodation and feral dogs roaming the grounds.
>As a result, social media has exploded overnight with tales of Instagram-filtered terror and disappointment, with beautiful festival-goers arriving on the island to discover half-built tents, their luggage being thrown out of the back of a truck, muggers and thieves laying in wait to steal wallets from trust fund kids, unhelpful staff, and "gourmet cuisine" that turned out to be nothing but ham and cheese sandwiches.
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/news/fyre-festival-instagram-friendly-music-event-12000-tickets-turns/
Very justly so I would say. All these sheltered normies should be dropped into one of the primitive societies they so worship and see for themselves what kind of world they are making.
>>36619810
people able to afford $12k tickets are hardly normies, mate
>>36619897
Rich kids are the worst kind of normalfaggots.
Why haven't you joined a fraternity, /r9k/?
I joined Acacia fraternity, one of the most respected fraternities in North America. It changed my life. Joining a fraternity has allowed me to grow so much as a person. I feel like it would be very helpful for alot of people here.
Acacia showed me how to meet new people, work as a team, champion women's rights as well as other social inequalities, and ensure my success down the road.
If you'd like to see more about what the greek life is like, feel free to follow me on instagram @jtnichol
So tell me again, /r9k/, why haven't you joined a fraternity?
frats are for normies. instagram is for normies as well. get the fuck outta here bitch boy.
>>36619776
Kys normie. Go die.
>>36619809
>>36619845
I'm just trying to start a dialogue. What do you have to lose?
...motherFUCKER
MOTHERFUCKING FUCK. THAT WAS THE LAST, UTTER, FUCKING STRAW FOR ME.
I FOUGHT FOR YOU. I LITERALLY FUCKING LOST MY ONLY FRIEND FOR YOU. I WORE YOUR FUCKING RED HAT. I WALKED IN LIBERAL FUCKING PLACES AND I WAS SHUNNED FROM MY COLLEGE CLASSES TO WHERE EVEN THE CUTIE THAT WAS ATTRACTED TO ME WAS TOO AFRAID TO SHOW ME ATTENTION SINCE EVERYONE SCORNED ME WHILE I WORE YOUR FUCKING HAT BECAUSE I HAD FAITH IN YOU.
I HAD FAITH. I HAD FAITH IN YOU, YOU FUCKING BASTARD. YOU SHATTERED EVERYTHING. I AM A HOLOCAUST DENIER AND I TEACH PEOPLE AND PLANT REDPILLS, AND YOU TO CALL ME AN ACCOMPLICE TO EVIL?
FUCKING HELL, FUCK YOU, TRUMP. FUCK YOU. YOU AND YOUR SHITTY FUCKING LITTLE LOSER BITCH DAUGHTER WHO IS INTERESTED IN REFUGEES. I HANG THE THE GLORIOUS SWASTIKA FLAG OVER MY BED, AND MY GOD I WILL NOT GIVE IN. YOU LITERALLY WOULD HAVE TO CLAW IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD FUCKING BODY. I WILL DENY, DENY, DENY! YOU TRAITOROUS OLD FUCK!
FUCKING JEWS. FUCKING GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING BIG NOSED, BLIND, HELL-BOUND, LYING, BROKEN, DISGUSTING, USE-LESS, SOCIETY SHATTERING, COIN CLENCHED, GOLD HOARDING, COUNTRY BANNED FUCKS!
>>36619719
Inb4 banned for saying mean things about Trump.
OP is a false flagging libtard
>>36619719
Bad larp, please leave
Don't fall for the sex meme. Ever since I lost my virginity I've became addicted to the thought of pussy, pussy is all I ever think about nowadays. And it's been 3 months since I've had sex and I'm going crazy.
That's a pretty long time. You should have sex asap.
>>36619662
You have zero self control. That's why you are " going crazy" you are just a dipshit normie.
>>36619662
I had sex 5 years ago and I'm not going crazy for it I can just fap
>remember that nobody will ever love meagain..
Honestly I have been depressed for as long as I can remember but when this thought crosses my mind it is almost too much to bear, worse than death I swear it
>>36619657
I love you. I don't know who you are, but I hope you're happy one day.
>>36619657
You'll find someone like you one day and you'll get to be alone together and realize that you're not really alone
>>36620673
That's not true, you don't know him and you don't care about him at all. Stop lying.
t. Someone who feels the same as OP
>play online games solo
>everyone else has friends
>they all gang up on me when we lose
I lost the ability to play with randoms and I do not know how I managed to do it when I was younger.
I can remember being very considerate and even wanting to teach new players, now I'm so bitter and angry I despise everyone who doesn't meet my expectations, which of course, are pretty much pointless.
>>36619614
this is why i stick to single player games.
I don't want to deal with other people's bullshit.
>>36619649
it's fucking normalfags man
pubs used to be all nerds a decade ago, now fucking chad and his buddies can buy a rig that plays your shootmans out of the box and hop onto voice chat to make fun of your suboptimal voice pitch without the usual fanfare of having to find a (much rarer than dickcord) ventrilo server to join (and not get booted from)