>tfw nobody replies to you edition
Talk to and meet up with other robots!
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2492107
Someone needs to remove that stupid meme wall cluttering shit up
>>36928578
You have to go back, hombre.fuckthisisoriginal
>>36928492
bumping for friends plz
>mfw Chad and/or Stacy get BTFO
>the dumbfounded looks on their faces
>the utter lack of comprehension
>the floundering attempts to fall back on looks and popularity
>the desperate effort to pretend it didn't faze them
>knowing that their minds are running in circles the entire time because they have no experience with being hated/ignored/reviled/shat on
Post all your best examples of Chad and/or Stacy being BTFO
I don't have any. All I have is this bump
there are no replies to this because chad and stacy never get BTFO. Attractive people always win
>>36928487
I recall something
>years ago
>waiting for the lesson with the class
>stacy comes mad af at chad
>bitching in front of everyone
>chad tell her to fuck off
>stacy slaps chad's face and he retaliate by giving her a fucking huge kick in the body
>she litteraly flies meters away and falls on the ground
>tfw every men arround though stacy was a bitch and every girl though chad was a dick
>hanging out with fuck buddy
>tell her I want to bust in her mouth
>she swallows it all
>immediately lose interest in her
>have to pretend to care about anything she's saying
>she wants to fuck but I already got mine
>can't get it up despite her trying to ride me
Suffering
shouldn't fucked her, bro
FUCKING NORMIE! GET OFF OF MY BOARD! YOU AND YOUR WHORE FUCK BUDDY FRIEND! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>girl doesn't fuck you
>call her a slut
>girl fucks you
>lose interest
lol you're so gay
>captcha asks to click on the all the cars
>doesn't read and clicks on all the street signs
>twice
FUCK
I've been noticing this too.
>they try to fool us
and it works..
oh no
>captcha asks to click all the cars
>click the signs
>captcha still goes through
????
>>36928397
Also there are new ones that refresh after you click, and you have to click till there's nothing left.
But the store fronts keep coming back after you click and tou have to click a billion times.
At least it's something to do while you wait the post timer.
>go to Rasputin with sister
>she likes collecting "obscure" animated films
>she picks out "The Last Unicorn" for us to watch tonight
What to expect?
>>36928353
It's actually pretty good. I really enjoy it.
>>36928353
Put it in her when Bamby's mother gets shot
>>36928353
I loved that movie. Made me feel lots of things. Gave me nightmares but also an erection. One of my earliest faps. I also had good dreams about it, it really stuck with me. I hope you hug your imouto, she has good taste.
Tiny dick asian bois think they can handle this. Asian women are made for white cock.
White Power
sissify the azn "male"
>>36928330
Meanwhile white women are getting blacked from high school on up.
Everything asian women do is so they can attract a white man to fuck their brains out.
Do men actually do this? Robots always rag on women, but men can be so pathetic.
>>36928302
it's not our fault that Stacy is infinitely more fuckable than Jane
Its most of the time the opposite.
Nope.
blox4tehrobut
What do women masturbate to?
>inb4 gangbang meme
lesbian stuff, female masturbation, erotic literature, the individual fetishes they have. maybe also stuff like rape or gangbang, but probably not so much. i think pornhub publishes those statistics every now and then, they'll tell you it better.
>>36928287
I masturbate to fantasies I come up with on the spot, sometimes returning to favorites over and over
I almost never watch porn and I find it doesnt make a difference when I do
>>36928976
Yeah but your a guy, so..
If not then prove yourself roastie. You know the rules
>we're in the late '10s
>We are now closer to 2030 than 2000
>it's been 14 years since the gameboy advance SP was released
>>36928241
>>36928276
>>36928417
God fucking damn, time really does move fast when you get older.
>tfw rich
>tfw dating a poor half amerindian half black girl
>tfw qt face and giant butt and boobs
>tfw she cooks for me and always takes pictures of her for me and ask if she is pretty
living the dream lads
>>36928191
I rejoice. Is it her?
I myself haven't had sex in a year, but I have very good prospects with my career picking up so thats nice I guess. All the best to you anon.
>>36928191
>>36928271
Hi, I'm going to need you normies to get the fuck out.
>>36928191
I legitimately wish the non-white Brazilians would kill all the white Brazilians. We have a bunch of those fuckers at my school, and just like you, they're a bunch of entitled little pricks that think they're still in their third world shit hole. They're also unironic racists, not cool tbqh
what is the least cringeworthy euphamism for female masturbation? Shlicking sounds fucking stupid.
I kind of like Jilling off but it also sounds stupid. Someone give me more options here.
Schlupping
rubbing one in
How about "flicking the bean"?
I've been craving Pizza everyday this week. I'm not sure why. There's also a local pizza joint next to my house, so I'm easily able to get my pizza fix.
It's like, Pizza is one of those foods that's literally impossible to get tired of.
>>36928156
Eat pizza everyday and after a few days you'll start to feel nauseous if someone even mentions pizza.
>>36928156
This is gay porn with pizzas photoshopped over the cocks and this is dripfed to normies.
Do the mathematics.
>>36928705
>This is gay porn with pizzas photoshopped over the cocks
Anon WHAT???????????? fuck youre so observant, thanks for saving the thread and protecting the innocents!
is depression all in our heads? or is there a chemical imbalance that needs curing?
>>36928092
It could be something as simple as changing your diet , or getting exercise
sometimes its just a regret people keep dwelling on making them sick
Just because the pill pushers say its a chemical imbalance they dons't mean its a permanent imbalance if you are feeling sad its obvious that your brain at that moment doesn't have the correct levels of serotonin
getting out of a depressed state could be as easy as getting a routine or some structure in your life
>>36928092
no. it is a result of social conditioning.
you are depressed because you are made to feel that way by everyone else, implicit or complicit.
have you ever heard the saying, "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."?
what does it mean when no one has anything nice to say to or about you, despite all of your efforts to meet the minimum bare requirements of decenthood?
happy people are not depressed because they have been included and accepted from the day they were born. they belong perfectly because they're beautiful and make other people feel good to be around them and as equally beautiful. this is known as the "halo effect".
this happiness is based upon blissful acceptance that existence is give-and-take, allowing you to use them for resources just so long as they can use yours. eventually these friends and family, becoming successful, will be more than glad to give you the "social proof" you need to automatically be accepted and respected in any new setting or condition because of your status. the people who want you to succeed do so because you have the most valuable asset: your looks.
if you're ugly...well, they simply kind of quietly exclude you from conversations and you're left forever wandering like the lost little puppy whose only playmate and confidante is a crippled creepy crawly short old cousin. your personality, efforts, education, any creative outlet is ignored because the accepted beautiful normies can get the exact same entertainment value from a better-looking package. you're irrelevant and suicide is pretty much basically your only option left. no one will ever reply to your texts. no one wants anything to do with you.
it's not all in your head; your feelings of depression are a real product of your environment and it's okay to accept that many facets of your reality are simply beyond your control
>>36928092
>is depression all in our heads?
Yes of course. Where else would a mental illness be?
JRE is the most comfy podcast
>>36928091
true, but it depends so heavily on the guest. the sheer number of episodes makes up for it, but when he has some fitness people or outdoorsman types on it's not personally worth listening to for me
>>36928091
>joe posting
Hsvscs
his conversations are perfect background-ASMR for shitposting/masturbating
>>36928137
i agree with this
Do I look gay?
Im a plumber and costumers come onto me all the time
mostly male and I always have to awkwardly say I'm autistic and can't mix my business life with my private life but I am strictly heteroflexible Beta Influx
Its mostly older white males and they always apologize and say they were joking because they're married or this and that.
Is there some kind of vibe I give off?
when I was in school a few dudes wanted to jerk off together which was extremely spooky for a neckbeard like me
You look gay when you do that shit with your lips. Other than that you look like a pretty manly man.
>>36928044
losing the pompadour might help
>>36928044
Lol ya you look like a faggot and you are a plumber haha