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LDR bf broke up and blocked me
i feel terrible now.
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>>35340821
what were you thinking op?
long distance never works.


Keep your chin(s) up though, there's more robots out there
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>>35340821
LDR are tough to keep but you will get over it maybe the next one is the right one
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Why did he break up?

>>35340857
I've had long distance relationships that worked, you just have to commit to traveling once in a while to see eachother

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>tfw you've saved enough autismbux to buy yourself a new pc
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But probably not enough to even buy a 1070,
poorfag
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>>35340847
I have enough to buy a 1080 ti on release tbqh.
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>being a leech
kys

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WhY iS HE SO CUTEE WY CANT he be REAL?
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>>35340494
Hahahahahah I dunno man LAWL xD
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>>35340494
>tfw the people you try to know best and force a fucked up relationship with would rather die or kill you than be with you

Damn bros this is such a lonely feel. I really am fucked up.

Where's my yaoi romance?
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>>35340565
y a m e r o
soon anon
the question now is when will we be cute and slim.

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Has anyone else been expelled from high school?

>normies assigned to sit by me in class
>they sit at the lab counter things instead of their seats
>teacher says "wtf go back to your assigned seats"
>they say "i don't want to sit by that thing lol"
>teacher looks at me and smirks
>feel rage i've never felt before, blood pumping
>yell "fuck you too, bitch" to the top of my lungs
>...
>got expelled from senior year (high school) today
I'm 18, don't b&

Not sure what to do now.
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>>35340279
start studying for your GED
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>>35340279
you can always become a neet and shitpost your life away
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>>35340308
I'd rather die.

>>35340300
I like your dubs. I heard the GED is less credible than a high school diploma, so I'm not sure about how qualified I would be.

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How do you guys all live? where I live the minimum wage is $8.10US (Florida). Most apartments are at least 1,000 a month, you can maybe get a studio for 950 a month, in the ghetto. Most jobs don't pay over 12 dollars an hour, and that's for someone that has worked in a trade for like 5 years. How do people survive on making less than 2000 dollars a month? I still live with my parents and I make 9 dollars an hour right now and they pay my car insurance and my health insurance and I pay the car payments. I need to move the fuck out, because I'm 27, but they said if I do I'll (obviously) have to pay all my own bills. I'm far too ugly to get a girlfriend, and I don't want to live with a room mate. How does /r9k/ afford to live alone, are any of you single and have a shitty job? The apartment in my pic is 850, and I couldn't live there unless my parents like died or something (i'd rather live in a nice house, than some flea-infested scum hole).
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>>35340117
>The only jobs are minimum wage

You sure anon?
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>>35340117
You're in Miami right? Couldn't you just get like roommates and go to Kendall
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>>35340268
where did I say that?
"Most jobs don't pay over 12 dollars an hour..."

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Medieval engineers, multiplayer survival its a truly comfy experience.
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>>35340041
This has already been discussed and decided anon
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>>35340084
> Be in comfy wood cutters lodge serving the Queen of my Kingdom (Dianna) by foresting and providing materials to the Lords of the realm.

>All of a sudden you chop a tree the wrong way and it falls on your comfy little shed

>Feels bad but also feels comfy
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>>35340189
> after

The Queen was a real girl and it felt good serving her

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>"So, anon, what's your favorite food?"
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>>35340011

ginger pussy
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>>35340011
"curry, followed by steak"
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>>35340011
Lasagna.
I absolutely love it.

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First day of working and im already exhausted and my spine hurts, does one get used to it?

Goddamn im so lazy.
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Fucktons of caffine.
Caffeine pills, high strength energy drinks, tons of coffee, energy shots.

it'll help
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No worries anon! You'll get used to it.
This soul crushing daily routine will be integrated into your shallow life before you know it! Soon you will desperately want to quit, but then you think to yourself "It's not like I have anything better to do". And the work keeps getting worse and worse and with each day you become more hollow than the last, but you'll keep rolling with it anyways, because it's either make money or don't and have a probably even shittier life.

So yeah, you'll get used to it!
im sorry anon but work is awful unless you luck out and get cool colleagues or a boss who isn't an asshole and stresses you out all the time
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>>35339869
souuuunds like im going to poison myself but alright
also i guess i should do exercise to not hurt so much

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>He was born and raised in SoCal
>He claims to be a robot
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>>35339708
Implying we just get magic powers while being here
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>>35339708
>He was born and raised in America
>He claims to be a robot
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>>35339744>implying all that stimulus will make any person a robot

You'd have committed suicide or moved ASAP

>white
>tall
>male
>still ending up here
how the fuck does it feel to fail at life on EASY mode
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5'7" is tall? y'all niggas lied to me
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it feels bad man
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>inb4 sage

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Anyone else /wishes they were white/ here??
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Not really, just wish my race would do better
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Lmao black guys are in demand
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Yes and no

Yes because they are the most desirable

No because they as a community are super cucked

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Is it only in my head...if I believe that there are girls that are attracted to me but I'm too much of a faggot to make a move.

I've ever had so many girls staring, smiling at me or even checking my whole body... I could tell this wasn't random.

The times I knew she wanted my dick I would just ignore and pretend I'm not interested...

then I always remember that I'm a 24yo and still,a khv who never got close to a girl other than "friend" close and I understand that it's all in my head.

Outside some girls do look at me but I can never tell if it was random or not I never had a clear sign of interest other than when I do eye contact with them and about 70% of them look the other way, some keep staring then pretend they weren't...

I'm no Chad, my guess is if they were seriously interested they would never stop staring at me.


But what do? I'm so scared of picking up girls because I don't know if I'm convincing or not.
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>I've ever had so many girls staring, smiling at me or even checking my whole body.
1, 2, 3, get the fuck off my board, normie.
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>>35339267
Where I should ask?

It's a shitty thread anyway.
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Yeah I'm in the same place as you OP

I (and you, from what it sounds like) are in a point where we are attractive enough to be considered for a relationship or sex, but nowhere near attractive enough to make up for our personality, shyness, introverted-ness, or all of those.

Aka good looking enough to be normal but not Chad. What's inside, however, will forever deter any girls from actually wanting you, much less approach you themselves.

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>yfw alt-rights are just another variety of victim culture

And Trump's the biggest whiner of them all. What's next, Trump shuts down the media so no one can hurt his feelings?
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sage&hide

>>>/pol/
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>>35338995
Take this shit to /pol/ faggot
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>>35338995
Milo is an alt-lite cuck

Watch the jew Ben Sharipio give the Right a good voice in these trying times

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UvLC2j46w

This fucking song, and this image. Fuck. I'm feeling like shit everyday and every week, this is killing me..Why is this so difficult to meet some girl who loves me and I love her back? I don't care if is here on 4chan or in real life, just someone to love and receive love by that person..


I'm giving up..someone save me..some fucking SAVE ME UP. If I could be..
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you're probably going to hate this because you see it over and over again but it is because it is the only way out of the pit you are in:

YOU NEED TO LEARN TO BE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF

a gf will not bring you happiness. it will only make it worse because right now you are fantasizing as though she will be a saviour that brings you to happiness. she won't. she is just another human being with her own baggage that you will have to deal with. this will inevitably just disappoint you, ruin what you thought was your golden ticket and make everything worse for both parties.

this isn't some stupid MGTOW redpill bullshit - those people are pathetic bitter husks who gave into that cocaine-like rush of hating something.

when you feel empty inside there is no other person who can fill up your soul except you. you need to do things just for the sake of doing them. pick one thing that you have thought about doing and just start doing it. photography, hiking, drawing, coding, writing, whatever, even if you suck it it. who is judging? just you. you have lost control to your own negative thoughts and you need to learn to take it back. it is not easy and will take time but the rewards are well worth it.
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It isn't worth it. It took a long time to finally accept it but when I finally did it allowed me to focus on things other than how much of a lonely faggot I was. Once you realize that females are all whores who are unable to feel real love you will finally be able to concentrate on other things. You will still be a sad sack of fuck but eventually you'll just get used to it. Sadness will become a constant function that is always happening but you never notice like breathing. Being alone is fine.
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>>35339037
Did you write this, anon..?

ITT: Post essential reading for robots

Notes from Underground is the pinnacle of robotcore literature and if you haven't read it and identified with it you aren't a real robot.
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Just finished this about a week ago and it's the best thing I've ever fucking read in my entire life, hands down.

Raskolnikov is a true robot.
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>>35338847
>ITT: Post essential reading for robots
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>>35338847
this is an extremely original comment about a book

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