>hi
>hello
>so, how's it going?
>what?
>HOWS IT GOING
>okay
>...
>awkward silence
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DEAL WITH THIS SHIT?! WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ASKING LOW EFFORT QUESTIONS AND GETTING LOW EFFORT ANSWERS?!
well okay, better kill myself then
>>39495222
I think that each conversations should be about what is going to happen in their future
>>39495357
I find explaining work routines for my non-existant future pretty autistic and boring, besides, what exactly would I say anyway? that I'll be having some quality time jerking it to 2d girls and being a lazy useless shit that can't even go outside for 10 minutes before feeling anxious and then coming back home to contemplate life? I guess that having a life is something that's expected of you, but this question is so shitty even for a norman, it doesn't lead anywhere. All it takes is to have a general idea for a question beforehand, yet when I can't answer them, I am the retard. Like, can you be specific, you fuck?
If I have sex with a man will that make me a normie?
>>39494137
You will become worse than a normie.
A FAGGOT
Do you wanna be a normie, or just loved by a man?
>>39494137
*roastie
original post
>go in room
>see this
what do?
Sledgehammer to head time, baby!
>>39494119
awww shucks boe!
I would probably shoot it. I hate dogs and a dog in my house is grounds to kill, I believe.
Can we do another one of these.
Pic related is me
Template below
Here's the template
Hopefully this is origami
These were fun at the start but can we fucking stop already?
It's not fun anymore, it's just pathetic now. It goes beyond the point of being self-aware and just taking self-deprecating shots at yourself and goes into the realm of actual delusion in thinking you'll find someone
Suck my penor when I have morning wood pls
Is "wanting to die" an emotion ?
>>39494048
no, it's a state of mind
>>39494048
It's a thought not an emotion.
>>39494048
No, it's more of a way of life.
>tfw gay and in denial
>>39494011
How come you and every other fag insists on posting lolis everywhere?
Us pedophiles are gonna have to start posting traps as reaction images if you all don't keep to your own.
>>39494011
IF you admit you're gay how are you in denial?
>>39494834
By trying your hardest to fap to girls, imagine jacking off to straight porn while fantasizing about dick and self inserting as the girl
Do fembots want to fuck their younger brothers?
We've got a thing going already. Both alone so it works.
>>39494042
How old are you both?
When did you start lusting for younger guys?
>tfw no old sister
how the FUCK do i overcome my anxiety when submitting a job application
>>39493877
Give me your email, their email, and the application, I'll do it for you
>>39493877
I don't know but I would like to have that mug
>>39493877
Firmhandshakedad.jpg
>join r9gay discord server
>in for about a week
>feel like I'm building a connection with some other members
>last night open chat to see two of them posting pictures of cutting themselves
>alarmed by the casual stance everyone in the server is taking
>speak out about it, nobody cares
>uh oh, anon is going into one of his depressive episodes
>two cutters keep posting more cuts, one is the name of another user cut into his leg
>something breaks inside me
>leave server
>nobody gives a shit
>go to sleep
>not a single message from any of these people asking about me, people who I thought I had something meaningful with
>makes me wonder if there's a single person on this board with a shred of humanity in them
>inb4 kys faggot, don't sorry I fully intend to
>>39493871
was the server crazy cunts?
>>39493871
Discord servers are full of underage anon, use the app for 1v1 convos and avoid them altogether.
>>39493916
>using discord at all
>tfw since little people tell you : ''you hear insults that doesn't exist'' ''stop being so paranoid anon'' ''are you crazy''
>tfw everyone looks threatening to you even after rationalizing
>tfw walk in the road you always looks behind you in case someone wants to hurt you or something, checking the shadow of people if they walk behind u and always being ready to punch someone in case he wants to beat u or something and escape strategically
>tfw wants to kill whole people close to you because you think they conspire against you, already threatened them to death (telling them how you would slowly kill them)
>tfw i don't trust any psychiatrist psychologist whatever is called and probably gonna kill myself in some months
redpill me on this shit robots , i don't feel schizophrenic i think my fears are justified but still ....
never took any kind of drug in my life or got traumatized in my childhood by the way
>>39493833
If you can't think of any reason to feel that way, it's probably a clinical problem. Consider going to a psychiatrist; you won't go to a psych ward unless you're a serious threat to yourself or others.
>>39493833
if youve never been traumatized then isnt that proof enough? why do you need a redpill for this, nobody gives you attention because even if you acted like a retard 99% of people you meet will have forgotten you by the time youve passed each other
>>39493833
Why are you so scared of everyone if you're planning to kill yourself?
In the last year I have:
>lost my virginity
>kissed two women on the lips
>kissed another woman on the cheek
There's hope yet, faggots.
>>39493785
teach me your ways famalampai
I'll wait six years then.
I'm 26 too. Lost my virginity when I was 18 and had pretty regular sex until I was 21. Haven't had sex since then. It doesn't change much.
Women are literally masochists. Think about it:
>women wear high heels, vax etc which causes them pain
>they like "bad boys" and other dysfunctional men that treat them poorly
>the most popular novel amongs women is the S&M where the main character is treated like shit
>during history women have often been sex slaves or prisoners of war where there were raped and abused so they literally had to adapt and start liking it in order to survive
So why don't you become a sadist and stat wrecking pussy?
>>39493763
I'd rather keep my morals than lose my virginity.
>>39493763
>tfw sadist girl
too lazy
I'd rather play videogames and fap
>mom calls me names behind my back
whats the proper reaction to this
Turn that gun the other way and show mommy who's boss.
>>39493748
get your parents divorced somehow
>>39493772
i liek ur style
>insult normalroaches mother
>he gets extremely violent and angry
Normies are primitive and stupid
>>39493671
i never understood why people here never expect some degree of retaliation for insulting another person?
Normies are literally apes.
>>39494556
Nigga it's just words
If Chad is the typical Chad name, then what is the most typical virgin name?
>>39493656
the most typical virgin name is anon
Probably Lewis, one of the most beta names I can think of. There are no hard syllables in there. It just rolls off the tongue in a really lame way.
Perhaps Roger