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>brush teeth 2 times a day, sometimes skip one day on the weekends

>go to dentist
>"no worries! i have no visible cavities and no pain!"

>9
>fucking
>cavities


HOW
AND
WHY
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i smoke so my cavities are black and apparent
i have about that much i think idk they dont hurt
but i def got a couple root canals
i'm gonna get some silver teeth tho maybe that'll be tight
or just be like my uncle and have 10 teeth its not so bad you really dont need that many teeth
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>go to dentist every few months out of worry
>never had any problem
>dentist still pissed af i never brush
>my teeth are still always fine

genetics are fucked man.
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This jew dentist is dropping your teeth for extra money you dumb goy, Font get them done yet or get a second opinion.

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>they said acne would go away after teenage years
>24 years old
>it's still fucking here
Is it worth going out?
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>>35167349
Just wash you're face brah
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>>35167387
GRAAAAHHH
I DO I DO
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>>35167349
Welp, I'm 26 and I still have acne.
I got ex-work colleague that was in his mid 30s and still had acne.
I guess some of us will have to live with them rest of our lives

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>people actually use /r9k/ terms such as "normie", "chad" and "stacy" outside of 4chan
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>>35167290
What if I said it to another robot?
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I've never said it out load but it did cross my mind to call someone a roastie toastie cunt one time.
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my name is really chad

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Overcoming Anxiety with the Opposite Sex Thread: Searching for a How-To Guide

I've been going to therapy, and come to accept that I do have PTSD. And part of the diagnosis is a crippling sense of anxiety.

For the most part I can handle life. But whenever I want to speak to a single woman I get plagued by the anxiety
>Heart Palpitations
>Shortness of Breath
>Dizzy
>Shaking

It sucks. And Im desperate in two senses:
1- Desperate to not be alone anymore
2- Desperate to not be so controlled by my anxiety

I've looked in to logotherapy but cant find any solid advice for talking with women.

Can anyone help me with this?
Anyone else have approach anxiety?
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>>35167280
drugs and alcohol really help
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i think it's the being alone and the aspect of failure and rejection that gets you this way. I feel most alone when i'm with people who i have nothing in common with, so there's that too. so go base jumping or sky diving or something like this
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would you be willing to pay money to spend time with a woman to overcome your anxiety?

i want to punch a gook in the face
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>>35167177
I like them, a lot of them are actually really friendly. They can be good friends, but it's hard to find one that isn;t insanely successful and egotistical.
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>>35167177
>>35167185
>living in Commiefornia
HAHAHA
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>>35167177
What's fucked up, and I know this sounds racist, but I think I know that Asian. He looks exactly like 3 different Asians I've worked with.

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Weight myself this morning.
97 kilos

I wanna die but it's a good day so I don't look too bad
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That's not too bad desu. Be my chubby bf
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97kg is ideal lol.
especially if you are around 6'0.
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>tfw 85kg at 202cm
End me already

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>Stop going after women
>Stop bending over to them
>Worry about myself
>Start enjoying life
>Start lifting weights, which i've been doing for 3 months now
>Start riding a motorcycle
>Been researching the mechanical side, and have been working on my bike and fixing the problems myself that arise and doing maintenance
>Start looking after the way i dress, wear clothes that show off my muscular build
>Work casual jobs, men from every job now tell me how all the female staff litrelly get wet over me and that they all love me
>Don't talk to none of them besides saying hello, how are you

I'm at that stage, where I'm very selective with which girl i give my attention at work. Anyone else doing the same?
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>>35167064
The fuck, i meant lifting weights 13 months*
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Obviously you're more interested in boipussy, try giving that a shot
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Well done. Keep up the good work. Dont stop lifting.

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Music thread

Post what you're listening to and share reccomendations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmWYCIZhBgk
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no bully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYLWe09cOjc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hJKhiew2O0

anyone have stuff similar to this?
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>>35167117
Try Vanilla or use autoplay. I also like this song.

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should I call it a night or smoke some more "Weed LMAO XD" and be up for another hour?
I have work in 12 hours so I have no where to to be when I first wake up
also can we have a /Drug/ thread?
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>the oblongs

what a truly disgusting show
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>>35166957
I've been clean for nearly a year now and it's killing me I craving some codeine right now
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>>35166964
creepy Susie is top tier

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>it's an "Anon cums to a female masturbation video then gets depressed that he'll never experience the female orgasm and not having a refractory period" episode
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>>35166942
l hate that show
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>>35166942
10 percent of women will die having never experienced an orgasm. plenty more have great difficulty achieving even one.

You probably cum several times a day, yet you complain about this?

Also, play with your ass and you can cum just like a girl, if not better.
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>prostate orgasms
>MULTIPLE prostate orgasms
>being able to spray cum, a physical manifestation of your sexuality, everywhere
>being able to penetrate OR be penetrated, whichever you prefer (don't even fucking talk to me about strapons)

I'd kill for an hour in a male body. Don't tell me I have it so much better, just because you're too scared to stick things in your ass.

Does anyone else do an 'explanation search' after they google something they are unfamiliar with and it ends up being dodgy?

I always do it just so who ever is spying on my google searches knows I'm not some creep.

Is this normal behaviour?
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>Is this normal behaviour?
Posting on frog image board
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>>35166851
how long have you been doing this?
This is a meme
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>>35166851
Yes. I often feel like this. Or if something is very political. Like I worry that it might be used against me by powerful people or organizations someday. We're slipping into an increasingly regimented and proto-totalitarian society.

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Any muslims on /r9k/?

I want you to leave
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inshallah my brother we mean no harm
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>>35166820
yalla, imshi!
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>>35166844
la alllaenat ealayk alkuliba

>yeah my meyers-briggs is XXXX what's yours anon

Stop talking to these people. A stupid psychology test has no merit to tell you who and what you are as a person. Empirically false fucking nonsense.
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>>35166731
I'm INTP, what's yours anon?
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>>35166777
Hi INTP, I'm dad.
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>>35166731
I agree, but the big five test is pretty valid

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Help a thick girl likes me but im literally scared of fucking her. Her ass is huge and so are her thighs. Im a virgin too and my dick is just average

pic kinda related
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>>35166726

so.. what's the worst that could happen?
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use a dildo
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>>35166821
i'm no expert, but i don't think girls take kindly to pulling dildos out on the first date

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Damn, I just remembered this one time, a girl from middle-school that I'm sure I had no affiliation with randomly starts sexting me, sending me nudes and asking me to dirty-talk with her. Funny part is I'm no Chad by any means. Meanwhile, I keep asking her "how?" and saying generic shit like "I would suck on your tits" and she would reward me with nudes from her bedroom--they're were shit quality though because she was using one of those early iPod Touch. She was a whole grade above me and Stacy-tier. She was slim, with long brown hair that flowed over her shoulders. She also had a cute butt and round, perky tits. The whole time she was concealing her identity but she told me her name.

Now, in retrospect, I'm trying to think what degree of autism was stopping me from pursuing a girl who was literally throwing her pussy at me. Why I didn't just seek her out at school is beyond me. Worst part? Nothing like this will ever happen again. FUCK.

>inb4 post 'em, fag
I can't upload the nudes because it would be CP. She must've been 13-14--prime teenage pussy.

Anyone have anything similar to share?
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>>35166687 i may have fallen inlove with a stranger on the inter webs, that ill mosty likely never see again
>be me
>be browsing omegle bcus only social interaction
>see r9k omegle meet up
>go on it
>meet Qt3.14
>we talk about a bunch of shit
>we get eachothers names
>me stupid beta dont ask for sjype or kik
>she leaves because mother in room
>we meet up again and wee keep talking
>still dont ask for skype or kik
>we talk about how were into each other
>she calls me daddy
>iminlovejpg
>omegle starts playing up and i get kicked dissocnnecting from server
>Cant go back on interests because omegle is stupid servers
>shes most likely gone
I will never see shelby the asian beauty again
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>be me
>age 15 (?)
>working at car wash
>make 9.50/hr
>only 3 of us, 2 on prep end and me drying
>dude rolls through wash
>beast his car, shit's dry before the end of the track
>open his door to do door jams
>"hey man, what you make here?"
>tell him
>"truck wash is hiring at 15/hr, you should apply there"
>never did because "nyeh i wanna work with my friends"
>quit car wash a few months later anyway

passed up an opportunity to wash semi trucks for 50% more money with better benefits and a lower turnover rate because i was too scared to work somewhere without friends around. If I would've gone for that job I could've made supervisor by now and it would've been the best paying job I've ever had.
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>be 14
>girl invites me to her house
>yell with a squeaky voice "ok, sounds fun"
>she pretends to recieve a phone call
>"my sister is home, maybe some other time"

Haven't talked to her since.

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