>when you hear a recording of your voice
I sound like a gay ray romano. I fucking hate it.
I just wanted a good deep voice but instead I sound like I'm doing a bad kermit impression all the time
you know thats not what your actual voice sounds like though right
unless you got some fucking high accuracys expensive equipment it will never sound completely accurate
>>37224530
If you own a microphone, even in a webcam, that was made after 2008 it's pretty fucking accurate. Every time I play a game with people I know IRL and they use voicechat they sound almost exactly the same.
Does /r9k/ like Hip Hop? It makes me feel badass and not feel like the total virgin loser I am. It's also nice to have a hobby to talk about that normies can somewhat relate to. Post your favorites or recommendations.
1. Tech N9ne
2. Ces Cru
3. Royce Da 5'9"
4. Chance The Rapper
5. Murs
>inb4 my tastes are too mainstream
I love Hip-Hop. My favorites are
1. Tupac
2. The Game
>>37224383
Everyone hypes up Tupac so much, but I always feel disappointed listening to him because of my huge expectations. What can I listen to that really exemplifies why he's held in such high regard?
>>37224427
It's the way he puts energy into the words. I find his rhythm beautiful. Two of my recommendations are
Staring through my rear view
and
Soon as I get home.
These aren't those hyped up songs, but I find them really good for exactly that reason.
What tracks do you recommend by your 4 favorite rappers? I'd love to know more good songs
What do you robots think of age? Is a big age difference a good or bad thing?
Young fembots need a mature ascended robot to care for them
>>37224301
What if it's an older chick into a younger guy?
>>37224360
That's a raw deal for the guy, women tend to age poorly and men tend to age like a fine wine.
Older men were meant to be with younger women, not the other way around.
What if you wanted a child? They'd probably end up with autism because the mother is 30+.
>finally decide to spend 2000 wagiebux on computer parts and build my first pc
>put everything together
>doesn't work
>check CPU
>bend the fuck out of pins by messing with it
>buy new $300 CPU
>doesn't work
>buy new $200 motherboard because what else would it be
JUST
How can someone fuck up so bad at adult legos? You either have a compatibility issue which you could've checked before buying the parts, or the parts were dead in which case you should've returned them
How someone can be this stupid? And of course, someone as stupid as you went for the meme led sparts.
I bought a $1000 gaming PC with my NEETbux, honestly wish I got a PS4. The "PC gaming master race" meme comes from the late 90's and early 2000's when PCs were ahead of consoles. Such is not the case today. At least my computer works though.
Elliot Rodger vids are getting streamed at https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
A Cruel Society and SupremeGirl are watching as of posting. Only 25 spots so it's almost full
>>37223670
We just need the Elliot doxxer to come in like last year
>>37224116
he did come in, left room early
>>37224116
Huh that's right. I haven't seen Shipman-poster yet today.
>muslim women behave properly
LMAO
>be me
>a young 18 y.o. intern comes to my workplace
>devoted Muslim girl
>recently married (inshallah)
>see she shows some interest in me
>some small talk, walk home from work, she's staying at her aunt's for the time
>ask her to get some coffee
>okay, where?
>my place
>okay ))))
>fuck her
>continue to fuck her throughout the remaining of the three month internship
Women are women are women, no amount of cloth over their heads can cover their true nature.
"The vicars daughter" is a stereotype for a reason.
Kids naturally rebel against their parents if given the chance, all of the biggest degenerates/whores/addicts I've ever met came from typically very conservative families.
>>37223448
how you know she wasnt disgusting looking with a bedsheet over her face?
>>37223573
they won't go full ninja mode in western countries
After you pee, are there any drop of piss left in your briefs/boxers/panties?
Yeah, but I also got a UTI.
Yes, it means you have a weird urethra.
>>37223112
yes. i hate this. i think i have found a solution to it though, i just use toilet paper to get the drops off that wont fall down
I know it's just a meme but god damn there's so much truth to it.
I've been noticing it a lot in women lately.
>>37223061
Better look up confirmation bias before you canonize this garbage.
It was originally a joke, but idiots tend to take these jokes seriously. It's why there's so many REE-fags on r9k
>>37223098
You mean to tell me you've never seen it?
everybody had lots of sex and i am still virgin ;_;
pls stop
>dick smells too bad to fap
>>37223025
let me sniff it please op
>sit down
>crotch musk is really strong
>actually enjoy my smell and keep masturbating
>>37223088
You can't sniff it Cuz we probably don't live that close silly anon
Im sorry anon, but Im a Coca Cola girl, I dont date Pepsi guys
Why do people drink this shit?
klnmknlklmn
>>37222888
i am neither a coke guy nor a pepsi guy
i only drink water
>>37222888
I'm more of a coke up the nose kinda guy
I see these things every day at the warehouse I work at. How exactly do they work? As in, how do they relax or quell people with autism/anxiety/whatever?
>>37222789
Its mental masturbation OP its for retards to have something to do.
> inb4 "hahahaha autistic toys hahahaha fuck kids"
There just something to play with and spin. You hold the thing in the middle and spin it in your hand. They're super cheap too.
>>37222908
When I was in primary school they would give autistic children balls of blue tack to play with in assembles, I wouldn't be surprised if they have spinner toys now.
Another day, another haircut? What cut did you get today, NEETie? Bowl? High and tight? Mullet?
>>37222519
The bowl cut is the best imho
>>37222519
Hopefully a pay cut
Wagies still going on about this?
*Yawns*
>gadafi/husain/osama were the neccesary evil that kept the beasts in cage
>murica made villians out of them so the world would think about them as heroes and in the meantime gather oil and sell them weapons
>ww 3 is neccessary to rebuild the society and make them open their eyes
>peace breeds lazynes and degeneracy
True in ways, but embracing it fully would change the dynamic for worse.
>>37222246
the real red pill
islam is the worst fucking thing in the world and it should have been wiped out millenia ago. the ride only ends when every mudslime is converted into a christian or any other religion.
>>37222246
The real redpill is that America must crumble for world peace to be achieved.
rate yourselves in this thread. How many of you are true robots?
>23
>2 gfs in my life, both of them beautiful
>Only had sex with 3 women
>On probation, can't drive because separate DUI
>Talking to high school qt senior on Facebook
>Diagnosed with schizo affective, schizophrenia and bipolar with psychosis from different doctors
>Not in school, have no job, live at mother's house
I think I fall under "failed Chad"
I really want to make something of myself but it's hard to do when I can't even get a bottom of the barrel job because of my criminal record and lack of transportation.
>>37221946
Total and utter normie, not even failed chad. Get the fuck out.
>>37221959
Make me. So you're a robot then huh?
>>37221946
>18
>Never had no one ever.mp4
>Bored all the time
>Sperg out whenever a girl likes me
>Thinking about becoming alcoholic
>Software Engineering in uni
>Pretty sure I might have anxiety and maybe depression, both my parents have the same problem, but since i cant talk without turning everything into a fucking joke they dont take me to a psychiatrist
>At least i have friends to drink with, and girl seem to be cool with me
I think i'm a cyborg
Hey wagie! Sorry to bother you on your allotted, unpaid lunch break that you had to ask your superior for, but would you mind picking me up some lunch too? Whatever you're having is fine. I'm sure with your mighty fine $500 paycheck that it shouldn't be a problem to pay for the two of us. Hurry on now! Wouldn't want to run out of time to eat now would we?
Wow you follow us around the clock. Almost sounds like you got a job just keeping up with us and posting threads.
Another day, another haircut.
>>37221309
Sorry... but you must be mistaken. I'm simply hungry after spending the last 4 hours working on my 11th symphony. I expect y(our) gf to be at my show hmm?
>>37221291
Thisblue Pepe looks good.