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Anyone Over 1,80 get in here
You have a shot at getting a gf.
So why the fuck are you here and not trying.
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>>37625273
Fat, ugly, phimosis, varicoceles, poor, have not talked to a female person outside relatives ever, 29 year old and a virgin, live with parents, am afraid of approaching people in general, especially the opposite sex, dick is 5 inches
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>>37625273
My fiance got shitting when I tried to get a gf.
1.85m here.
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>>37625273
>tfw 1.78
Couldn't I at least have been a proper manlet?
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>He gets his opinions from /pol/ and stormfront
pls don't tell me you do this anon you're pretty much guaranteeing you're low iq retard to believe that and skew your world view
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>he gets his opinions from college professors and news networks
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I agree, I get my opinons from reddit and huffpo
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>he gets his opinions from Pink Floyd
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This is my favorite video game, say something nice about it
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>>37625175
shitty b8 pal
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>>37625175
At least it was better than spore
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terrible bate
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>on your way to work
>this happens on the subway
What do you do?
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>>37625159
Ignore it, because I don't care. I wouldn't be interested in such a degenerate. Also did she get arrested for that?
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>using public transportation
No thanks, I'm not a poorfag or minority
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>>37625159
get off at the next station run to the front and wait for the train to move off then jump under it failing that steal a gun from a cop and shoot your self with it
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like, you know
nya
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>>37625120
Steven Universe might be the show with the worst anime references of all time. Just remembering that Initial D episode almost makes me puke.
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>>37625144
The fact that you judge it based on anime references is alarming, anon.
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>>37625120
Get the fuck off my board you manchild.
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Let's have a hate thread about these disgusting fucks who never learned how to use toilets even after two hundred years of European rule.
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I knew an indian who chose his english name to be Stalin and he was a real cool dude.
Used to be able to source all sortsa drugs.
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I use to dislike indians and am racist /pol/ browser but recently a qt indian girl started hitting on me and we went out on a few dates. Shes clearly a virgin like me I think I'm falling for her hard.
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Just leave every One... Believe only One...
If U don't like any One...live alOne....
Just leave every One... Believe only One...
If U don't like any One...live alOne....
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I am now one of the lord's chosen 2017-06-10 06:19:49 Post No.37625002
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I am now one of the lord's chosen
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2017-06-10 06:19:49
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>Be agnostic
>Go to church with mom
>Protestant preacher calling people up, getting insane
>People line up to get god's blessings and start "speaking in tongues"
>I go up
>Pastor is praying over me, usually people start spazzing out and freaking out
>I do nothing and just stand there
>He literally looks in to my eyes, put his hands on my shoulders threateningly and tells me to "loosen up and accept god's spirit" (basically he's telling me to spazz out like everyone else"
>Say "I am lose, this is how I do it."
>He finishes his prayer and slaps me on the head
>All of the sudden gibberish words start coming out of my mouth
>Sounds weirdly like the gibberish everyone else is speaking
>Can now do it at will, feels different than normal talking, just kind of breathe in and exhale and my mouth takes it from there
Wait so If I've been "blessed" like this does this mean I'm basically just going to heaven? Because I have attempted to sell my soul to satan for various dumbass reasons (to win at video games, for food items, etc) when I believed in god as a kid numerous times.
I'm not trying to be an edgelord but even now my heart is basically just a pile of shit and I've reached the point where being an actual "good" person is just about impossible for me. I also live a fairly hedonistic lifestyle so for all intents and purposes I should probably burn after I die.
But... (assuming this whole thing isn't just some placebo mental bullshit) do you guys think the fact that I can now speak the language of the angels means that I'm at least somewhat more immune to damnation than everyone else?
I've done some research and have found some people say that only people who can speak in tongues can get to heaven and there are a lot of people who just fake it to be accepted, etc.
Since I can actually do it that must make me pretty great. Any christfags around that can confirm?
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>asking these questions
You're not there yet. Keep seeking God.
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you one dumb son of a bitch
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>>37625002
I had ro make sure i wasn't on /x/ again
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2 neets 2 wage cucks and 1 trainer will show you how to live the robot life
Here's the introduction of the elite squad of mememers we will wage a war on the normies to bring robot justice to the land
https://youtu.be/-0YRdE4rQD4
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>>37624936
>Youtu.be
You're human garbage, die a thousand deaths and burn eternally
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>>37624975
fuck off nigger we're revitalizing what it means to be a robot and we will wage a war on the normie cunts that put us down.
How about u smoke a bone and realize that 4chan was made to indoctronize noobs
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>>37625000
Yeah and how about you sit and spin rolling down a cliff you fucking fairyx no one is falling for your shit now fuck off
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I would like to thank the man who posted about Ethereum a few moons ago.
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>>37624923
Fuck is this?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>37624953
It's too late for you child for it is too expensive for you to make a profit now.
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>>37624953
the future
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original
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Oldfags of r9k 25+... how does it feel to watch guys younger than your age fuck hot pornstars while you're still a virgin?
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im so old that porn/fapping doesnt interest me anymore.
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I don't care about that.
The only thing that bothers me, is being so repressed when I was younger. I didn't allow myself to accept that I was gay until it was already too late. I could get women, I could always get women I just didn't want them. I thought it was because I just hadn't met the right one yet... turns out 'the right one' was actually a man.
If I was 10 years younger I'd be THE cutest gayest little bottom boy ever.
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>>37625099
what an exciting time to be alive
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>thanks for the dick whiteboi
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>>37624895
i would race mix with that.
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I just fucked you bareback from behind, are you sure racial slurs are appropriate?
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>>37624895
Is this actually a porn video because I really wanna see her tiddies bouncing more.
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What is your weird fetish, robots? I feel like even if I got a gf I couldn't live out mine so what's the point?
At least I'm not a cuck, desu.
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>>37624891
Massive
Milky
Mammaries
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mine is even worse
girly girls turning into muscular men
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>>37624891being able to cuddle up with her and telling her everything is going to be okay
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Time for robots to grow up when it comes to women 2017-06-10 06:09:00 Post No.37624841
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Time for robots to grow up when it comes to women
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All I see is excuses when I come on this board. I get it, some of ye mightn't be the best looking, but fuck me ye could make an effort. It's eassy.
>shower daily
>Wear clean clothes and shoes.
>get a decent haircut.
>play sport, run or workout.
There, you're ready to get a gf. Also, things to rememeber about women.
>Women are not the problem, you are.
>qt 8/10 virgins in their 20's are not real.
>Chad doesn't give a shit if he slept with your gf before you. His gf slept with Byran before him. People have sex. Gtfo it.
>You are not conservative. It's a lie you tell yourself to feel good about being an Incel.
>You don't find Stacy or normies degenerate. This is also a lie you tell yourself to cope with being incel.
>No one cares about your sexuel history.
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>>37624841
>check
>check
>check
>throw freight all the time for work so half check(?)
True
True
True
True
True
Doesn't mean it's not a sore point.
Based on this I have a relatively healthy mindset for here but I just can't get a gf. It's impossible for me. I'm fairly boring and have no real interests. I don't even know how to begin "getting" interests.
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>>37624841
>shower daily
>Wear clean clothes and shoes.
>get a decent haircut.
>play sport, run or workout.
if you have a 5/10 face and no conversational skills, you wont get any girls
none of that self improvement memes will do anything
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>>37624841
excuse me that almost every girl i have brought home has jumped ship once she saw my anti psychotics. or that every time i talk to a girl that doesnt run away at that point either beats me or does shit to fuck with my meds to try and "help me" fuck off
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How often do you poop? Any IBS bros?
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Once a day usually.
Sometimes two times if I skipped a day which just averages to 7 times a week.
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>>37624809
Usually once every 2-3 days. I don't know how people can poop once or twice a day, that seems impossible
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>>37625343
Same here. Longest I've gone is a week, it's a miracle the toilet flushed at all
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ITT: Unpopular opinions. I'll start:
>You should be able to say whatever the fuck you want no matter how racist sexist or offensive in public and your employer should not be allowed to fire you on the basis that someone was offended by something you've said
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>>37624721
I agree, so long as you're not working or acting on their behalf at the time
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Isn't that just common sense? But I mean if it happens you can still be beaten up by some guy offended by it
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You're allowed to say whatever you want at work. They're also free to decide that they don't want you representing their company with your pol faggotry. That's life man.