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White you spend your friday night at home, Stephanie is out there getting fucked. Literally no reason to become normie when your crush is a huge slut while you can't even get a girl. The train has departed
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At least no one's spending their friday spamming interracial cuck porn-OH WAIT.
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>>36451669
The truth hurts huh?
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>>36451624
literally nothing wrong with blacked
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>you're with a girl
>take off your pants
>she sees that you are still wearing boxers shorts
>you're not a virgin are you anon ?
Well r9k do you still wear virgin underwear ?
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What do you wear faggot? Briefs? Briefs reduce sperm count
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>>36451692
Boxer Briefs
/oregano
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>>36451591
I'd get turned on regardless of underwear. Plus, boxers restrain erections less, right?
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Honestly fuck this board. im leaving. im still young. 19. i cant let this board ruin my life
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and that was the right decesion
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>>36451579
see you tomorrow morning, chap
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I know you'll be here later today but I honestly wish all normie young cucks would go
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Hug a member of your family, perhaps your brother or sister, and tell them you love them, post results.
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1st for deerfaggot loves sucking trip cock!
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I want to marry my aniki
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>>36451520
I did. Her response:
>I'm so happy you're home
She's 7 and too precious for this harsh world
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Who here /OCD/?
How you guys holding up
Also, general mental illness thread
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What's your compulsion, OP?
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>like omg I totally have ocd, that one tile in the bathroom bugs me it's so out of place
not
>I have irrational habits that if I don't do I believe that the world will actually come to an end and everyone I love will die
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>>36451969
My compulsion is checking things over and over again. if I don't check things the catastrophic thoughts start building up and I feel really anxious
also ill repeat actions 2,3 or 6 times depending on the day. If I don't repeat things that many times I feel extremely anxious
Do you want to go to medical school?
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Do you want to give up your entire life for a bored profession savings Chads so they can go back to fucking Stacys while you autistically obsess over minial details only to never have time to spend your money except for when you grow old and tired
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fuck off dad, I already told you I want to be an artist.
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one step ahead of ya
already on med major
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>tfw no cosplay/cgl gf
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>>36451440
cute doge
oririiriiiiiiiiiiiiginal
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>>36451440
Reminder: /cgl/ is fucking disgusting
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I know that feel op
reee
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>take a walk in central park to get some fresh air
>go to the zoo
>go to the penguin aquarium
>mother with her children, one in a stroller, the other one is a few years older
>mother is chatting with a friend of hers (or maybe sister)
>the child comes to the trashcan I stand right next to
>"hey kid, do you want some... candy?" I ask him
>he looks at me suspiciously at first, but then comes closer
>in the next moment I suddenly stick my pocket knife in his neck
>he doesn't make a sound, mother is still looking in the other direction
>I pull my knife out, then I put him into the trashcan with his feet sticking out in the air, moving aimlessly (rigor mortis I think?)
>walk away casually to a park bench and sit down
>the mother starts looking around searching for his child
>he notices his feet that are still moving, as if he was pedaling on a bicycle
>"honey, are you playing hide and seek again?" she asks him
>then she moves closer and closer in his direction, then starts running
>she gets him out of the trashcan and starts screaming with his dying child in his hands
>I get up and start running towards them
>"I'm a doctor!" I shout "let me help"
>blood is streaming out of the whole in his neck
>he looks at me in horror, trying to say something, but it's all gibberish to me
>I try to cover the wound with my hands to stop the bleeding (I'm wearing black leather gloves), but not surprisingly, no luck
>it takes about 2 minutes for the child to close his eyes and die
>mother starts screaming uncontrollably
>park workers come to the scene
>"we'll handle from here, thanks for your help, mister...?"
>"pepe. Mr. Pepe"
>I pop a can of sugar free pepsi and start drinking on my way home
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ITT some fuck tries to be super edgy. Go back to your tendies and try again robot.
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>>36451588
waah the faceberg normie didnt like the story :^)
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>>36451414
Good read
bump
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Is the half asian half white genetic make up the product of the true genetic lottery?
Pic related (both had ugly parents).
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>>36451384
Left is ugly af desu senpai
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Asian mixed with anything other than asian is gross phamalam.
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Yep.
My sister is considered an 8/10 and I'm a 3-4/10 at best.
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After work Ballbusting thread with your favorite couple. Been Ballbusting for 8 years now every single day. Come ask anything you wish I just talk to us if you're feeling lonely.
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>>36451368
hey nice to see you again !
wats up ?
favorite book and movie and video game and soccer team and icecream flavor and tv show and what kinda undies you wear ?
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>>36451429
Husband: i dont read books, maybe like theory of airfoil analysis or something, any movie by jason blum, bloodborne is my favorite video game to sit back and relax, i dont watch sports, chocolate ice cream, dexter is my favorite tv show, i wear boxers exclusively.
Wife: good omens, I like anything action/comedy nothing girly, Animal Crossing wild world, I dont know soccer teams, strawberry ice cream, Supernatural or friends, and i wear boy shorts.
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A little early for this thread to die on a friday, might end sooner if our buddies come over
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Times someone was more autistic than you
Let me tell you about this guy who gave a speech in my uni speech class this morning
>white middle aged man
>speech is about rap music
>rapped I LIKE BIG BUTTS
>forgot lyrics
>asked to restart speech
>said only men can enjoy rap
>women in room
>said it was the best music ever
>said he is credible because he was born during black history month
>cited BET as credible source
>forgot half his speech and went rogue
>class cringing and looking at each other
>professor either had a stroke or is in genuine disbelief
>look over and see him tearing guy to shreds in grading rubric
>dances at end of speech to bust a move
>blares it loud enough to distort from laptop
>didnt even do the moves right
>actually mfw
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sad this thread will probably die too. rip r9k
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>>36451276
Hooly shit I wish I was there OP
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>>36451276
>went to 4 week job training class for autists who have little or no job experience
>first day, one of the teachers asks us to go around the room and share something about ourselves
>autist sitting next to me speaks up
>says he makes Youtube Poops
>cringe internally
>someone asks what a YTP is
>spends the next 5 minutes explaining what they are, naming popular videos/channels and how they're made
She didn't message me all day guys
I feel really sad so does anybody want to talk
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>>36451256
You're too invested. Start gaming other girls.
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>>36451341
I try to talk to other girls but I don't feel anything for them.
Having oneitis is the worst thing a man can have tbqh
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>>36451256
I'm so sorry anon, I know she feels special in your heart and if I were to tell you that she isn't actually all that special that would probably brake your heart even more, so I'm just going to say that I love you and that everything Is going to be alright
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>read that normies are going ballistic because they have to do their jobs at starbucks
>goes there and order one
>see Stacy die on the inside when I order one
Take that!
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>>36451227
What exactly are they mad about?
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>>36451274
It's too "complicated" apparently. You can google Unicorn Frappe and there's a twitter movement and articles from baristas bitching that it's soooo hard
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>>36451274
those drinks take forever to make and leave pink glitter everywhere
plug.dj/the-groove-room
We're back. Come listen to music and be miserable with us.
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I post an image. I bump the thread.
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I resolve to bump the thread as many times as necessary.
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I'll give you a friendly bump stranger
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>you will NEVER go to one of the famed my bloody valentine "holocaust sessions" where they tortured fans with 15-30 minute jam sessions upwards of 130 dB of pure noise
why live?
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>>36451163
Listening to My Bloody Valentine is torture even at regular levels.
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>>36451240
EDGE 2: THE RECKONING
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they probably all have really bad hearing damage now