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How does it feel to own/drive a car?
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>>37173625

Just how old are you exactly.......?
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>>37173625
Fun for the first couple months, then you realise how much of a money pit they are.
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>>37173625
it's another bill, however you have the freedom to go anywhere whenever you want. so it's not horrible.

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Post your home screens, robots.
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nice apps op
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>>37173605
nice screen anon.
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>>37173605
>>37174416
Why would you use iOS? I hope you didn't actually buy an iphone.

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>anon just go get a job

>jobs requires 2 years of experience and a degree that I just got

did boomers fail our generation
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boomers dont give a shit about anyone other than themselves
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>>37173577
The system was never set up for your benefit, Anon. The sooner everyone realizes that you are required to suffer so that a handful of very rich people can become wealthier, the sooner we can heal.
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apply anyway and put all relevant skills in your resume that you have, even if you're only partially good at it. everyone does it so you would be in a disadvantage. you can just learn the rest that you'll need on the job. try to do well in the interviews, your chances increase exponentially if you set yourself apart

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>Just read up about the thousand cock stare
>Now im afraid I'll notice it in women I know


Fuck
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You will at some point. If you had any respect for women before, you'll lose it fast.
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>>37173546

I read about it a couple of months ago and now I notice it in women all the time. It's a real thing, desu. Women I've noticed that have it really do act much differently from those that don't.
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>>37173546
>>37173833
>>37173862
What do i look for?
Is it just a dead expression? I want to see if girls at the grocery store have it

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What are some robot hobbies beside vidya, imageboards and anime?
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>>37173450
arguing about them
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>>37173450

Reading, Body Building, Running, Hiking, Drawing and Writing. Basically anything you can do by yourself.
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>>37173450
train autism, toy collecting, tabletop games, manga, programming

Does NoFap work? Should i try it? What are the gains of it?
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>>37173390
>What are the gains
Blueballs, future health issues, and a superiority complex
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Ehhh, gave it a try for a little over a month.

Really not much happened to me afterwards. everyone mentioning the presence of "super powers" and whatnot, but I haven't noticed much of those changes.

I think it's a placebo.

If you want to give it a shot, go ahead, but from my experience, it was rather difficult because it was like having to neglect my sexual desires.
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>>37173467
I was thinking it would be really hard, so i don't really want to try it, that's why i asked about the benefits.

I hung out with my ex girlfriend and her friend last night. I pretend I'm cool with us being just friends but I still love her. She tried to set me up with someone but I wrecked it because no one will compare with her.

I saw her tits (in a drunk way not a "fuck me way") and I had to try so hard not to stare. Seeing what I no longer have made me catch feels.
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>>37173241
Have to be willing to let something go to not be dependant on it
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>>37173241
You poor, poor man.

How do you not kill yourself? Truly, your life is hell.
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>>37173258
I really don't know if I can let go

>>37173282
I tried. Pussied out

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Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee! You know how I get it the morning. If I don't have my coffee I'll go nuts!
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>>37173164
What did you just say to me?
Did you forget our little rule?
No talkie 'till I've had my coffee.
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>>37173164
a cup a day keeps the normies away
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shut up until I finish my morning poster

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Anyone here interested in hearing the story of a guy who went from sexless NEET to gainfully employed normie with a great sex life over the past 6 months?
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>>37173090

Not really interested in your humble-bragging story starring you as the misunderstood hero. Why don't you leave /r9k/ and never come back. You're no longer welcome here, desu
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no thank u :)

origanoluli
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Sure but can you skip to the good part?

How did you find the girlfriend? I just want to know where I should look desu

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>ugly guys can't have girlfrien...
look at this, he is fat, short and has a qt blonde girlfriend
>h-he is rich
nope
>his parents are rich
nope
>b-but confindence is a meme!
nope
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here's how:
She's not that qt
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>>37172943
she thicc tho famal
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>>37172876
How do I not know she is not a relative or is he is just a friend to her?

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It's hilarious how both Democrats and Republicans turn a blind eye to Saudi Arabia's human rights abuses. They whine about Syria, Iran, ISIS, North Korea, James Kony, etc. But Saudi Arabia is 100 times worse than them.
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>>37172799
Damn why are you so racist it's just their culture. Smh
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>>37172799
Democrats were systematically working towards dismantling Saudi and sandnigger influence by promoting alternative energy and robbing them of their only source of income.
Leftists are, and have always been, the party of the white man.
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>>37172833

And North Korea torturing their people is just part of their culture. So stop whining.

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So last night after I masturbated and blew big load all over myself, I started massaging my body, pretending it was someone else. It felt good and relaxing. But then I experimented. I started to massage and lightly scratch my ass. Holy shit! That was orgasmic! I started moaning and breathing heavily just from rubbing and massaging my ass cheeks. I got a raging boner and I'm sure if I kept going I could've orgasmed from it alone. Anyways I wish I had cute bf to massage my ass for me and to cuddle with at night!
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That's some high level faggotry.
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>>37172558
omg yaas

Get a BF like everyone else on 4chan ^w^
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>>37172558
Lewd story. Got any more?

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/cdl/ Cuddle General, no bully edition

It's a lazy Suday, get some cuddling done to the sound of the rain.

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Become sad with your fellow anons. Discuss cuddling/affection and the warmth of others. Share experiences if any.

Discord
/uqAXJVp
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>discord

get the underaged kids out of there first pls
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>>37172609
it's fairly new, idc about age but I'll kick people who are annoying in general.
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I want to cuddle my robot boyfriend but we're in a LDR. We'll only see each other at the end of august, I wish I could see him already.

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The week draws to a close

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929
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If you were on Desert Island Discs, which three tracks would you choose and why?
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>>37172516
>tfw u are in the first comments
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>the bees are swarming

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Should I send it? (19 M to 18 F)

" Hey oneitis, it's me anon. I know we haven't been talking lately and given this is the last time we'll talk (I won't go to prom), I wanted to tell you this last thing. I don't hold any grudge against you for not willing to date me. I just want to leave you on good terms. You've changed my life and everything in you made me love you. You're beautiful, you've got something to the way you are. I can't tell - I know we're very different, but there it is, I never felt something like this before. You felt like the one. Even though I know you don't feel the same way, I still hope for a miracle, but I don't want you to feel bad. I simply wanted you to know the true nature of my feelings and to know that I didn't ignore you on purpose [after she rejected me].

I hope with all my heart that you succeed in the finals, and in college, and beyond. But above all, be good.

-Anon"
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>>37172258
No.

Stop bringing it to the forefront of your mind. In 5 years time you'll think about this and realize it's pathetic.
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>>37172280
I can't, I grew kinda obsessed with this since I'm compelled to spend my days in her division.

Honestly I just don't want her to think I'm a prick, because I became a tad depressed after she rejected me (& other shit), and I started ignoring everybody.
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Don't send it, she's probably going to show her friends and make fun of you. It's not like it's going to change anything anyway, save yourself the embarrassment

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