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>6'0''/160
>fit and well-built
>white person with dark brown hair
>no acne or facial blemishes or freaky deformities
>wealthy parents
>23yo KHV

How is this possible? Am I a robot in a chad body?
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>>38949293
Go on tinder.
Get pussy.
????
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>>38949293
>6'
>160 lbs
You need to lift dude. You should try to gain like at least 15 lbs of muscle
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>>38949293
>6'0"
Painfully average heights. Manlets have it bad but at least they are special in a way. You might still grow an inch, but if that doesn't happen you should consider getting really skinny or fat (as in overfed dadbod).

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honestly, i don't have any talent. i don't excel in any particular areas. and i have no idea what i want to do in life. i graduated from high school this year and everyone i know is going to college. i would go to college, if i ever had a fucking clue what i wanted to do. but i just don't. i have hobbies, but i enjoy doing anything that would get me a job. what the fuck am i supposed to do?
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>>38949216
Pick something you are not terrible at (=/= good at) and stick to it. That's how I unironically became a HS teacher. I'm bad at social interaction but for some reason I'm somewhat good at explaining things in a way people can understand
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forget about your life and the world around you
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Join the Navy

Oregano pepino

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Alright, I've had enough of this shit, and I'm certain many here have been sick of this too.
Ban the fucking faggots, or make /r9k/ a blue board.
They physically can't go five minutes without posting a male ass and stroking each other over it "such a cute boy xdd" "why havnt u taken the fagpill yet r9k lol?".

Roasts and faggots are the thing ruining this board.
I've been seeing more and more of their trap-shilling threads, and other degenerate behaviors.
Day of the Bullet when?
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>>38949138
Hey OP, can you grab my coat while you're in the closet?
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>>38949138
free bump for fag ban
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>>38949138
>tfw literally had a guy's dick in my mouth six hours ago
I'm not a faggot though I just do those things because there is always some comfy cuddling afterwards and it makes me feel loved for a change

Since some of you guys probably are /m/
Post your favorite robot and make friends with others that lime the same robot as you
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I like Getter Robo as well. Favorite form would be Getter 2.
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>>38949459
Nice
Wish I got into it sooner
Don't like selling a kidney for having a dino getter kit
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>>38949502
Sucks how the writer for Getter Robo died while he was halfway through with the final saga.

Why did this happen? What caused this?
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>>38949089
Feminism & the sexual liberation of women
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Goobergate and then Trump's election

AKA when memes became reality
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Elitism stopped being a thing.

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You're sitting behind your computer, shitposting late into the night, and looking at the time, you see it's 2:34 AM.
Maybe you'll fap, maybe not, but lust isn't the reason why you do it.

You think it'll make you feel better, but it doesn't. Once you do the deed, you'll feel worse off than before, and you might make a post or two on here.
You might sit and complain about the normies and roasties, but you know it isn't their fault you are in the state you dwell in, day-by-day.
Maybe you'll go on another board in search of something. You don't know what that something is, but you still want it.

At this point, you don't even want sex, you don't want parties, friends, or anything of that sort.
You just want someone who will acknowledge you, or at least value your company, the things you offer.
But deep inside, you understand that you've got nothing to offer. You are as empty inside, as you are outside.
You don't even know what keeps you going, but yet you still shitpost, day by day, week by week, month by month, year by year.

You might be working a dead-end job to feed yourself, but why work if all the time is spent earning money so you can live a better life,
only so that you waste that life on more work?

You watch your neighbors' children grow up, and become teenagers themselves.
You see politicians being elected, one by one, but nothing changes. It never does.
You see celebrities and singers get in feuds, and resolve them as fast as the elite wants them to.
But nothing ever changes.

And so you sit on your computer, shitposting in hope that you'll be able to relieve the growing pain inside.
And you do this day by day, perfectly capable of understanding the time you've wasted, but not caring at this point.

You don't even feel sadness at this point.
It's just emptiness, and the void grows.
Goodbye /r9k/.
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see you in a cuple days
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>>38948973
>>38948973
>You're sitting behind your computer, shitposting late into the night, and looking at the time, you see it's 2:34 AM.
>Maybe you'll fap, maybe not, but lust isn't the reason why you do it.
>You think it'll make you feel better, but it doesn't. Once you do the deed, you'll feel worse off than before, and you might make a post or two on here.
>You might sit and complain about the normies and roasties, but you know it isn't their fault you are in the state you dwell in, day-by-day.
>Maybe you'll go on another board in search of something. You don't know what that something is, but you still want it.
>At this point, you don't even want sex, you don't want parties, friends, or anything of that sort.
>You just want someone who will acknowledge you, or at least value your company, the things you offer.
>But deep inside, you understand that you've got nothing to offer. You are as empty inside, as you are outside.
>You don't even know what keeps you going, but yet you still shitpost, day by day, week by week, month by month, year by year.
>You might be working a dead-end job to feed yourself, but why work if all the time is spent earning money so you can live a better life,
>only so that you waste that life on more work?
>You watch your neighbors' children grow up, and become teenagers themselves.
>You see politicians being elected, one by one, but nothing changes. It never does.
>You see celebrities and singers get in feuds, and resolve them as fast as the elite wants them to.
>But nothing ever changes.
>And so you sit on your computer, shitposting in hope that you'll be able to relieve the growing pain inside.
>And you do this day by day, perfectly capable of understanding the time you've wasted, but not caring at this point.
>You don't even feel sadness at this point.
>It's just emptiness, and the void grows.
>Goodbye /r9k/.
TL;DR
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>>38948973
You have talent with writing, consider going to /lit/. This is pretty well written imo

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Your parents have probably searched "Is my child autistic?" on Google.
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internet wasn't really a thing when i was a child
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>>38948946
whats the name of this T H I C C fuck again

I remember a friend sending me her years ago but can't remember,
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>>38948946
90% of this board's content is satirical

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>post ad on craigslist looking to get sucked off
>hour and a half and tons of spam later get an email that sounds legit
>she asks if I'd be interested in getting together with someone younger than me
>only 24 but guess I could see some 17 or 18 year old asking this
>ask how old she is
>13
>mfw
What the fuck is going on in this world? Little 13 year old girls are already falling victim to the roastie menace.
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>13
>nigger spic
UMA DELICIA
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>>38948851
That's FBI bait, retard.
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>>38949246
That's what I guessed. I replied back saying I'm not interested at all and when is the next season of To Catch a Predator. They replied back, whatever and that I was probably fat and gross anyways. Idk, would the police bother making a response like that?

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Is calling your friend "dude" gay? I was informed of this recently.
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>>38948833
Who cares? If you feel natural saying it then say it. Anyway who has an issue with it can think what they want
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>>38948833
>Doing anything other than having sex with another man is gay
I haven't called my best friend by his name on years. I just call him "dude" or "man".
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>>38948833
Know how I know you're underage?

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>visit family for the holidays
>Little brother has become a complete fucking degenerate
>Like nigger tier
>Drinks, smokes weed and overall an asshole
Is there any way to save him bros? I just want my family back.
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>>38948829
What the fuck are your parents doing about him?

Btw cute photo, OP ;)
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>>38948829
If this is who I think this is then fuck you. And no I didn't eat your fucking cake you cunt.
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>>38948829
Dude these things happen to some people in life, it's their test as a person, some fail and some overcome it and become the strongest kind of person

What's the most painless, effective, and risk free method of suicide?

Painless being not being hit by a truck or blowing your brains out with a shotgun, effective being statistically speaking of the people who have attempted suicide which method has the highest success rate, and risk free being minimal risk should the attempt fail, i.e. if charcoal burning suicide fails, there is a very high risk of severe brain damage.

*pic not really related*
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Hang yourself on a doorknob.
Pinches your artery so you pass out quickly and then die.
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>>38948744
drink a fuck load of acetone or rubbing alcohol
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>>38948744
dont worry charcoal burning wont fail.


obligatory dont kill yourself here.

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>one chance at life
>incel
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>>38948689
>>one chance at life
>>incel

wow something that doesn't exist. congrats
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>>38949209
What point are you even making here, that there aren't people who would like to be sexually active but are not?
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>>38949262
He's saying you have no life anon

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Onii-chan, why are you just standing there? Please help me up!
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What's with that vacant expression on your face? Are you feeling okay? Have you become mentally ill?
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>>38948620
another low iq anime-poster
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>>38949651
high iq actually, like all anime posters

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What superpower would you wish for?

If you guess the last two numbers of your post you get it.

59
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I wish I could be a magical girl
Covers all bases pretty well
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The power to be a useless piece of shit and die alone

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>>38948581
Multiple Man power.

21

>tfw I begin to idolize characters like Griffith from Berserk and Kaworu from NGE
>tfw I am slowly realizing why people worship Jesus Christ as their lord and savior

Religion is starting to make sense to me now.
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>>38948566
I don't get it, people worship Jesus because they believe that following his morals they will go to heaven, and I'm pretty sure that's not why you like Griffith. Care to explain?
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>>38948799
He's an idiot, just ignore him.
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>>38948799
People also worship Jesus because he is an heroic ideal to strive towards.


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