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>>38949138
Hey OP, can you grab my coat while you're in the closet?

>>38949138
free bump for fag ban

>>38949138
>tfw literally had a guy's dick in my mouth six hours ago
I'm not a faggot though I just do those things because there is always some comfy cuddling afterwards and it makes me feel loved for a change

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I like Getter Robo as well. Favorite form would be Getter 2.

>>38949459
Nice
Wish I got into it sooner
Don't like selling a kidney for having a dino getter kit

>>38949502
Sucks how the writer for Getter Robo died while he was halfway through with the final saga.

>>38949089
Feminism & the sexual liberation of women

Goobergate and then Trump's election

AKA when memes became reality

Elitism stopped being a thing.

see you in a cuple days

>>38948973
>>38948973
>You're sitting behind your computer, shitposting late into the night, and looking at the time, you see it's 2:34 AM.
>Maybe you'll fap, maybe not, but lust isn't the reason why you do it.
>You think it'll make you feel better, but it doesn't. Once you do the deed, you'll feel worse off than before, and you might make a post or two on here.
>You might sit and complain about the normies and roasties, but you know it isn't their fault you are in the state you dwell in, day-by-day.
>Maybe you'll go on another board in search of something. You don't know what that something is, but you still want it.
>At this point, you don't even want sex, you don't want parties, friends, or anything of that sort.
>You just want someone who will acknowledge you, or at least value your company, the things you offer.
>But deep inside, you understand that you've got nothing to offer. You are as empty inside, as you are outside.
>You don't even know what keeps you going, but yet you still shitpost, day by day, week by week, month by month, year by year.
>You might be working a dead-end job to feed yourself, but why work if all the time is spent earning money so you can live a better life,
>only so that you waste that life on more work?
>You watch your neighbors' children grow up, and become teenagers themselves.
>You see politicians being elected, one by one, but nothing changes. It never does.
>You see celebrities and singers get in feuds, and resolve them as fast as the elite wants them to.
>But nothing ever changes.
>And so you sit on your computer, shitposting in hope that you'll be able to relieve the growing pain inside.
>And you do this day by day, perfectly capable of understanding the time you've wasted, but not caring at this point.
>You don't even feel sadness at this point.
>It's just emptiness, and the void grows.
>Goodbye /r9k/.
TL;DR

>>38948973
You have talent with writing, consider going to /lit/. This is pretty well written imo

internet wasn't really a thing when i was a child

>>38948946
whats the name of this T H I C C fuck again

I remember a friend sending me her years ago but can't remember,

>>38948946
90% of this board's content is satirical

>13
>nigger spic
UMA DELICIA

>>38948851
That's FBI bait, retard.

>>38949246
That's what I guessed. I replied back saying I'm not interested at all and when is the next season of To Catch a Predator. They replied back, whatever and that I was probably fat and gross anyways. Idk, would the police bother making a response like that?

>>38948833
Who cares? If you feel natural saying it then say it. Anyway who has an issue with it can think what they want

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>>38948833
>Doing anything other than having sex with another man is gay
I haven't called my best friend by his name on years. I just call him "dude" or "man".

>>38948833
Know how I know you're underage?

>>38948829
What the fuck are your parents doing about him?

Btw cute photo, OP ;)

>>38948829
If this is who I think this is then fuck you. And no I didn't eat your fucking cake you cunt.

>>38948829
Dude these things happen to some people in life, it's their test as a person, some fail and some overcome it and become the strongest kind of person

Hang yourself on a doorknob.
Pinches your artery so you pass out quickly and then die.

>>38948744
drink a fuck load of acetone or rubbing alcohol

>>38948744
dont worry charcoal burning wont fail.


obligatory dont kill yourself here.

>>38948689
>>one chance at life
>>incel

wow something that doesn't exist. congrats

>>38949209
What point are you even making here, that there aren't people who would like to be sexually active but are not?

>>38949262
He's saying you have no life anon

What's with that vacant expression on your face? Are you feeling okay? Have you become mentally ill?

>>38948620
another low iq anime-poster

>>38949651
high iq actually, like all anime posters

I wish I could be a magical girl
Covers all bases pretty well
33

The power to be a useless piece of shit and die alone

60

>>38948581
Multiple Man power.

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>>38948566
I don't get it, people worship Jesus because they believe that following his morals they will go to heaven, and I'm pretty sure that's not why you like Griffith. Care to explain?

>>38948799
He's an idiot, just ignore him.

>>38948799
People also worship Jesus because he is an heroic ideal to strive towards.

please help me
please make my brain stop working
i cant stop crying

>>38948537
>>38948580
I love you so much, anon.
You're so special to me.
Stay strong for us both.

>>38949438
i want someone to love me
nobody loves me
kat wont hug me
im all alone
im gonna be thrown in a psych ward
i want to be loved
why wont big sister love me

is true that terry davis wrote a fucking compiler?

>>38948507
a fucking scam by scammers

>>38948683
Cryptocoins are really just easy ways for their creators to run pump-and-dumps on everyone else.