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I have the siftiest flatmate
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She is so dumb and strong
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>>35487502
That pic is the cringiest virtue signalling I have ever seen. I can just imagine some numale posting it on his feminist gash gf's facebook wall and feeling so fucking good about himself.
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>>35487712
it is blatantly ironic
that said, it's more nu-male catholic
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Bored with sex?
Once you've had sexual intercourse a reasonably number of times, you know most of the associated physical and psychological effects. Dopamine rush, heightened Oxytocin levels, some adrenaline, increased heart rate and blood pressure, yadda yadda...
Sure you could try kinks, but in the end, the intellectual depth of sexual interaction remains very shallow. Even some fish have sex, and all of the most primitive mammals do.
You're not missing anything of intellectual importance.
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>>35487500
The problem isn't with sex itself, but the lack of it. If I could have sex a few times I wouldn't worry about not having it again.
>You're not missing anything of intellectual importance
Being able to relate to the experiences of the rest of my species?
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>>35487539
Rent a few prostitutes. They're good at their job, usually better than amateur women.
Then realize it's much ado about not much.
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I agree. I'm content with jerking it. As soon as I jackoff any desire for sex disappears.
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Should you ever ask roasties for advice on anything? 2017-03-13 04:38:14 Post No.35487452
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Should you ever ask roasties for advice on anything?
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really any female.
give me examples of when you've taken advice from axe wounds.
Are they to be trusted?
pic unrelated.
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You can ask normies how to act around other normies. I'm currently communicating with a normie to help me get my oneitis
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>>35487566
what kind of advice did he give?
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>>35487452
I've never liked a black girl before, but I'd be a sucker for freckles.
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>5:40 AM
It's so god damn hard to keep a schedule as a neet, I just stay up every night cuz I don't have anything to do.
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I feel you, NEET brother. I try to set an alarm for myself, but it's impossible to get up, let alone stay up, when you have nothing to do but sit in your bedroom all day. I hate waking up at 3 PM, but I just can't force myself to go to bed any earlier.
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I just sleep when I'm tired...at 8 am. Sometimes it messes up so bad I'm back to sleeping normie hours.
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I just go with it; my schedule eventually fixes itself
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>attracted to loli white girls but not adult white girls
>attracted to adult Japanese/Korean women, but not their lolis
What does it mean?
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>>35487421
It means asians are flat
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>>35487438
Say that again, nigger.
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>>35487421
Better start sucking dicks. Just to be safe
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Wild felines roll over on their backs when they can't flee, allowing them better use of their claws and teeth against their predators. So, don't be too surprised when your sweet kitty bites or scratches when you go in for the belly rub, because their reaction is instinctive.
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>>35487481
Your subscription is now renewed!
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>>35487418
They also luv to scratch a human as a revenge for being captivated by him. <3 :)
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>fucked a couple girls first semester of college
>nobody since
this is truly the worst suffering. I'm not ugly, I'm average looking 6'4" in shape. I'm just repulsive enough personally that nobody is interested unless they're naive drunk and 18. I might not get laid again for like 5 years. Anybody else had this sort of situation?
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>>35487382
>chad crying because he hasn't fucked anyone since 10 minutes ago
yeah, you can fuck right off and never come back
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>>35487382
Wow anon I've abstained for like two weeks can you believe it whoaaaaa fuck off
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>>35487382
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
You're a fucking normie, if you had sex once, you can easily find someone to have sex with again. You'll never know true despair.
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Alright, I've gone and fucked things up with my oneitis, so I'm gonna drive out to somewhere further out and try to forget thinking about her romantically.
Anyone else drive to forget their feels? Do you listen to anything to stave off boredom, or is the open road all the entertainment you need?
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https://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY
>drive
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>>35487347
I used to do this all the time Annon,
Always on country roads, with this kind of shit playing.
Glorious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf9xLcVpvkE
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I drove 1700 miles once (then back the next day)
pretty miserable
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what are r9ks favorite comedians? 2017-03-13 04:31:47 Post No.35487302
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what are r9ks favorite comedians?
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>george carlin
>bill burr
also reccomend me good non normie tier stand up thats not one of these guys or lois ck
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I like Steven Colbert and Seth Meyers.
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>>35487302
demetri martin
nathan fielder
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Good start, OP. Here's some more non-normie comedians for you.
>Mitch Hedberg
>Bobcat Goldthwait
>Emo Phillips
>Steven Wright
>Andrew Dice Clay
>Lenny Bruce
>Andy Kaufman
>Lewis Black
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If one day I suddenly became omnipotent.
Immortal.
Absolute.
I would create an incident unanimously refered to as
>'The Apology'
What actions do you think this would indicate?
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>>35487267
personally appearing to everyone individually and apologizing to them for their shitty lives
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This is why you don't get pussy
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>>35487398
I dont get pussy because I don't want it.
It looks visually disturbing to me.
And until people know me longer than an hour, they assume its something i'm already familiar with.
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Who here /dicklet/. Why is life suffering.
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>tfw small, hairy cock covered in fordyce spots
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>>35487275
That's me, kek, 5x4", not that hairy though.
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>tfw uncut 9 inches
I don't know about that feel.
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Why does borderline personality disorder seem to be an almost exclusively female phenomenon?
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Some males may have it, but have enough emotional control or temperance that it isn't noticeable or considered a disorder worth treating.
When women don't have control of their emotions, especially their negative emotions about their looks, they're off the goddamn walls.
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>>35487203
Emotional disturbance in men tends to manifest as antisocial personality disorder. The two disorders likely have similar causes, but differing brain chemistry causes men and women to present different symptoms.
There are, of course, women who display antisocial disorder and men who display borderline, but those are rarer.
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>>35487203
I don't know why it seems to be to you, but in fact it isn't.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2676679/
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>Chad got fat
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>>35487182
Its the xenoestrogens in the water supply.
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>>35487182
when you see how big he started out he is actually not that fat
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red flags for women :
>she doesn't have the bob
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>>35487129
Please tell me who this is. Looks too familiar.
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>>35487941
A bob cut. The objectively cutest haircut type.
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>>35487985
johnny depps daughter
Are deaf people retarded?
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I mean, they have a disorder that makes then lack behind other people
so objectively yes, if you wanna stretch the definition of retardation
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>>35487137
was going to post this. They can live productive lives but they can't hear and while not as noticeable as blindness that fucks you up in a lot of ways.
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>>35487107
Yes, they can't listen to reason