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It's now hour 6 of no fap.

I'm not gonna make it. Please help.
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>>39584546
whats yoir fetish anon
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>>39584578
sticking my penis between a PB&J sandwich
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>Can't even stop pleasuring himself for 24 without whinning.
No, you are not gonna make it.

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How can non-white women even compete?
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Isn't she the one who thinks she's black and wears a durag?
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Yep that's definitely her
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By not having STD's

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Do you ever get the feeling that your standards are the reason why you are alone?

this is for bots and fembots
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>standards are a girl that isn't fat and won't cuck me
>this is asking to much
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Well no shit, my standards don't meet my looks so I'm fucked.
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>>39584392
Nah, it's mainly insecurities about a small dick.
I could have gotten laid or had multiple relationships if I tried and put myself out there.

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Post music that plays when you're about to partake in some mischief!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amlz_oNBAiU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB7SZqKweEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V1J3pmVAQ0
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no replies?
original
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alright then, see you later
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>>39584367
this 100%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmZvOhHF85I

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>diagnosed autist
>sign up for a autism forum
>have to pick avatar
>decide to use a pic related because my name is also Hans and I also have lots of WW2 pictures on my computer
>post my bio in one of those "introduce yourself" threads
>get perma banned for "hate speech" the next day
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I think you should try a forum for ultra autists.
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>>39584398
Ye, I think the board was full of jsut self diagnosed faggots anyway
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>>39584427
I hate those self-diagnosing cunts. The way they infiltrate places with people of whatever condition they claim they have plays out exactly like the comic does.

Makes me wonder if cancer will become a trend years from now.
>OMG I found a pimple on my nose guiz I totes have skin cancer XDD(

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PC broke so gotta use mobile

Anyone else know the pain?
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>>39584273
trust me I do. its been a couple of months now. most of my days are spent either asleep or jerking off
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>>39584273
how do you differentiate phoneposters on 4chan?
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>>39584399
The images that they post usually don't have normal filenames, just a bunch of numbers instead

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why dont you just outright ask girls for sex? it might work
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Yeah sure.... Women don't even be friends with me. Was recently ghosted, even i told her that i only what friends and no Relationship or anything.
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Women don't want to have sex with me
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>>39584313
Maybe she ghosted you because she wanted to be more than friends and was upset that you didn't make a move?

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Reformated my harddrive, forgot to back up my reaction folder.

Post le frog memes.
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>>39584219
rare, do not redistribute
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>>39584231
wrong type of frog meme, reddit
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Posting the superior frog meme

How do us nonwhites I get a qt white gf ?
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>>39584181
Your best option is probably rape. People are already assuming that you're a rapist, anyways.
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>>39584181
>How do us nonwhites get a gf
fixed that for you
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>>39584181
you dont you should keep to your own

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>therapist says I need to socialize more
>ask her how to socialize if I hate people and having conversations
>"lol just try it Anon. People aren't that bad haha."
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Yeah, we're not that bad!
Send me an iTunes gift card.
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I need to get the iTunes
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>>39584110
>he has a female therapist
if you're a guy, get a guy
if you're a girl, get a girl

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Who the fuck are you supposed to talk to when you feel like shit? Are you supposed to keep that shit in and suffer? I feel horrible. I feel like a waste of space and no one would care if I died. I don't know what to do anymore.
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I don't know how much more of this I can take
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I think there might come a point when it won't bother you as much as it is doing right now and you'll come to terms with that. Life's a bitch, but keep on truckin'
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Don't talk to your family, it's a trap they don't really care

Go see a therapist if your healthcare is good, besides that look for 24/7 depression hotlines, if you post your discord I'll add you and you can vent to me

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>that kid who dissappeared during the summer who either became really fucking smart or really fucking dumb

>that kid whose parents didn't buy him anything so he played roblox all day

>that kid who was absent most of the year because they were sick and ended up moving away
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>that kid who FUCKING DIED by falling into a well

>also that other kid who FUCKING DIED from getting cut in half by a thick metal wire who snapped out of control
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> that kid who sat in ICT and computers science looking at Memes

>That kid who absolutely sucked at maths

>That kid who left highschool with a D grade in English and managed to get it to a C grade in the first year of college.

>That kid who can only draw animals

>that kid who only has an IQ of 80

> Tmw each and every "that kid" sentence is actually me
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>that kid that makes that kid threads on r9gay

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>move to decent neighbourhood in America
>construction literally 24/7
>multiple houses per block under construction or renovation at all times
>americans literally use leafblowers every single day, every day, in every season except winter
>they use them to blow dust off the sidewalk for 35 minutes
>every day i listen to 8 straight hours of diesel engines, leafblowers, lawnmowers, stone-grinding, and hispanics shouting

I think I'm going fucking mad. I can't remember what silence sounds like. I tried walking as far as I possibly could and all I heard was either traffic or construction, or both.
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>>39584051
>not viewing the property and area before moving in
That's your own fault, idiot.
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>>39584051
Get noise cancellation headphones.
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>it's a neighbor's dogs starts barking at 4 in the morning episode

If I drink soda does that disqualify me to being a "straight edge cunt"? I think I might just be a cunt.

Sakaki is best girl,if you don't know.
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>>39584048
Only if it includes a theobromine cousin
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I prefer Tomo-chan! She's so energetic and cute! Sakaki is great, too, though!
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>>39584048
>Sakaki is best girl,if you don't know.
believe me i know

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>be born female
>can send literally any man to jail and/or ruin his reputation for life by accusing him of sexual harassment
>pretty much guaranteed to have the option of getting a mans money one way or another, hard work is a completely optional thing for them
>be born male
>pretty much impossible to get a woman charged for any crimes she commits, even rape or murder
>have to slave away your entire life just to eat, lucky if you don't have to pay child support or take care of a woman and her spawn
How the fuck is this fair?
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>>39584033
not to mention all the special treatment and attention
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>>39584033
That's just the tip of the iceberg.
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>>39584033
Its a lot worse than that. I dont even care anymore for this society. I live only with the knowledge that all stacies will be raped into kitchen by muslims in the future.

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