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>tfw trying to transcend nihilism
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Rust Cohle the god
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>>36722598
Why are you trying? What's the point?
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>>36722733
Make time pass

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>be me
>socially awkward, stuttering, not really funny "geek"
>have been accepted by some amazing friends that I respect, that are way more popular than me
>they go to parties, everyone around us loves them
>I can't be as charismatic as them, too shy
>Most of them like me, some consider me a good friend the rest don't mind me staying around
>Found my best friend in this group
>He has the same interests as me
>Most charismatic out of all of them
>Leader of the group
>Known them for a year and a half now
>Three months ago my best friend started ignoring me
>He's still nice to me, I still hang out with them, everybody is nice and hasn't changed
>He keeps not talking to me except I do first and tries to escape the conversation very quickly
>From time to time still acts in ways that make me think he really is my best friend
>Confronted him about it
>"Nothing is wrong anon, I act wih you as I would do with the other"
>yeahright.jpg


I don't know what to think. What can I do to deepen my bond with him ? I try just telling him jokes, talking about him about things that interests us or doing small talks but it just seems like he doesn't want me to talk to him. When we are with someone else he never tells me jokes or speaks to me as he would do with the others, even if it's obvious I have interest in it or that I know about it


Can /r9k/ help me ?
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Did you really think it was going to last anon?
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>>36722476
the more you push and try to hangout and get special attention from that leader best friend the more he will push you away.
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>>36722476
Friends are overrated.Having friends will destroy you, sooner or later.

tell me your type and your real life best match so far
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>real life best match so far
??????????
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>>36722484
like your girlfriend and whatnot
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>>36722458
I'm INTP, and this is startlingly accurate not just for me but also for the people I can think of off the top of my mind (ENTJ, ESTP, ISTJ and INFP).

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Come the fuck in the pool bruh
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>>36722383
I don't have a swimming pool, and who filled it with monkeys.
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>>36722383
>sure let me bring my qt black gf
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>>36722383
I fucking hate niggers and women with their primitive instincts wanting to fuck them. Fuck this world and fuck everyone.

How does one become the perfect trap? I can imagine that just growing long hair and wearing makeup + women's clothes wouldn't cut it.
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wrong boarrd, piece of shit faggot
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>>36722259
Female hormones
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>>36722286
>wrong boarrd, piece of shit faggot
I think you are on the wrong board actually

>Wake up in the fucking morning
>0 calls on my phone
>Go work
>Come back home
>Try to treat myself to fast food since it's my birthday
>Carddenied.jpeg
>Come back home
>Call Bulgarian friend
>''H-hey, today's my bday. Wanna hit the bar or something? I haven't seen you in a while.''
>''SORRY I GOT WORK.''
Why do I even try senpai. My parents didn't even call me just fmlutbhq.
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>>36722240
Im sorry. Happy birthday anon.
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>>36722240
mm tough shit. get some good to eat anyway, then have some booze or whatever. have a good time and happy birthday
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>>36722240
Kek. Would be funny if you kill yourself on the day when you were born.

BTW happy birthday ,anon.

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> be me
> be in math class
>class ends and it is our free period
> thicc 8/10 tall nigress walks up to me
> she starts trying to converse
> "what aee you doing for free period anon :3"
> she is very intimidating
>break into sweat
>literally run away
> sprint all the way to my dorm
Realize how much of a pussy i am
Shes not even ratchet/ trashy
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>>36722230
>free period
Highschoolposting should be grounds for a permaban
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I'm not very good with the ladies if you know what I mean female humans do not see me as a potential mate
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>>36722276
>Highschoolposting
> sprint all the way to my dorm
hmmmm

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In your opinion robot, what could I do to better myself?

Naturally I'm the faggot on the right.
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>>36722156
never wear that hat and go to to the gym
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Your head is too big for your body so you should go to the gym
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>>36722156
Don't ever put your hand on another man's lower back, Jesus.

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have you ever gone limp while having sex with a girl? how did you react
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>>36722140
Got up, took a shower. Left her feeling like it was something she did or that I just came quietly.

Seriously why is this even a problem
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>>36722154
i still managed to comeback in the end but it was really awkward during the whole thing
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I started eating her out. Did that for several minutes until my boner came back and resumed fucking her.

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How would you stop your daughter from becoming a slut at college?
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>>36722112
teach her the word of jesus christ
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>>36722112
aborting the female fetus
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>>36722112
You can't
2 second mute for posting truth

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mfw i hear something about animal rights
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>>36722051
Is this bait. Yeah probably.
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>>36722051
Piety please
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I don't hate animals, but it's silly how much some people (pretend to) care about them.

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Is it okay to hate people as a group but like some individual members as people?
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>>36722002
What am I your fucking dad?
Do whatever you want
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>>36722021
Can you be my dad please
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>>36722035
I've got enough problems

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When i am listening to a song i like and listen to a lot i dissect every beat and rhythm of the song as if it's in a video editor and concentrate on it then think about how it complements the rest of the song (like how ambient background tracks contributes to the overall feel of the piece) and how the sound transitions along with the lyrics, i could go on
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>>36721999
don't worry senpai i do this to
lots of artists use this ability to make music too y'know
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>>36721999

analyze this and post a comment

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if you like doing this then you would absolutely love being stoned and listening to music, if you can get your hands on some weed then do it. when i listen to music high i can hear every individual instrument so clearly its amazing

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Did you ever get pranked as a child?
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>they lost custody of their kids
L E L
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These videos make me feel like shit because my brother and I would taunt our younger brother into similar rages. He once got so angry he tore some pictures off the wall. It was funny at the time
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Sure
>every morning as early as memory goes back, wake up to a small rubber frog sitting in front of my bedroom door
>think that's the norm because that's what I've known since I was a baby apparently
>be six
>have massive army of tiny rubber frogs in my closet
>be in kitchen
>for for the cabinets
>mom says no treats right now
>but mom
>no, were going to have lunch soon
>ree
>mom goes to bathroom
>go for the cabinets
>take rice crispy treat
>first time I ever remember disobeying anyone
>eat part of it
>feel guilty
>hide the rest in my toybox
>next morning
>no frog
>confusion
>fear
>check closet
>not one frog
>don't say anything
>don't want parents to know their only child isn't getting frogs anymore
>be anxious all day
>parents ask what's wrong
>won't tell them
>next day
>still no frog
>day after that
>still no frog
>break down completely
>tell mom I stole a treat and now her only child ran the frogs away forever
>mom tells me I did the right thing by telling
>she says maybe if I'm good from now on, they'll come back
>they never come back
>tfw I'll never be up to frog standards again

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Hey NEETs. How do you pull this off? I get there's probably a large portion of you living with your parents. So let's just strike that because that's fuuuucking insane. How do the rest of you live functional lives and still be NEET? I don't mean functional as in productive or normal, I just mean like how do you afford rent and Internet and your WoW subscription if you don't work?

Inb4 bait. Just legitimately curious how to pull this off because I'd really like to do it. Been working for 7 years and have hated the alarm clock every morning.

Pic related, she seems happy.
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>>36721892
It's pretty easy
If you don't know how to pull it off then you don't deserve it
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>>36721892
I get NEETbux because I'm mentally ill and I use all the money on cigarettes and junk food
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>>36721918
Thanks that is very helpful.

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