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ghost the roast

If it is actually a LDR as in you have met irl and had sex tell her to stop seeing him. If she lives you she will do it. If she refuses it means she doesn't love you so you end the relationship there. Don't wait to get cucked Anon you need to move.

>>38857232
Don't wanna come across as pushy or insecure.

>>38857140
8/10, getting better every day

While I agree with your message rapping Tomoko it needs to be said that you only attack traps and gays for (You)s. They are the most pathetic niche on /r9k/ and hating them is a guaranteed way to get replies.

>>38857140
I like how Tomoko-chan is slowly improving her flow each time she posts.

>>38857053
post your feet and asshole you twink faggot

lunarepic flyknits? which ones are those, they don't look like the 2s.

i got the white ones because they were like 40% off.

>>38857121
Free rn 2017

>>38857043
>Am I normal?

No, but here you are not the worse. The worse is, of course, the anon that had sex with a dead body.

>>38857043
>Finally cum into her bottle of hair conditioner
Nice. Remember to shake it up nice and good afterwards. How often do you do it? Does she get curious about it never running out? Do you think by now it's mostly cum that she's putting in her hair?

>>38857245
And that guy who blackmailed his mom into taking his virginity.

>>38857023
Yeah, I mean you're not wrong.

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>>38857023
They are not though. You are born with privileges and don't really have a say in if you get them or not. Love and affection on the other hand are rewards almost everybody can earn if they stop being a whiny pathetic bitch.

>>38857023
But like hot water, all the people who matter have access to it.

>>38856914
That's why anonymity is so valuable

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>>38856914
>Stop shitposting and genuinely post your real opinions in an argument
>Return
>Hide thread

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>anon tries to beat me in a war of who can get the last reply
>doesn't realize i'm a shut-in neet with insomnia who spends almost 20 hours of their waking moments browsing here

>>38856820
W-What if I marry you?

>>38856971
You'll have to convert to do that (Or as revert as muslims like to call it because they are retarded idiots who like to believe that everyone were muslim from the start).

>tfw read that in a cute arab accent
>tfw had Arabian flower oneitis who was perfect

feels sad mang

>>38856805
Start with some bodyweight exercises. push ups, burpees, sit ups and weightless squats are a good all over workout. Do say 3 sets of 20 each, or whatever you can handle. Could be 5 of each if you really want. Build from there each day. Jump rope for ten minutes beforehand if you like, to loosen up and get you in the mood. That's a real basic boxers workout. It'll help you get a taste for endorphins.

Dumbbells are good for simple exercise routines. They can help lots of areas in your upper body. Kind of like your bread and butter for upper body and arm growth. Buy a couple of them and look up different exercises you can do and make a routine out of it. It worked well enough for myself.

Your body weight is the perfect weight for your working out strain. So push ups are excellent. They cost nothing, they WILL be effective and they're easy. Go down with a straight back, nose close to the floor, push yourself up, repeat a set number of times. If you're just starting I would suggest doing 10 without stopping, working on something else and then doing another 10. Eventually you can build on that number. You do not want to overdo it and cause injury because then you cannot work out maybe for a month or more.
Cardio. Running is my favourite form or exercise because it gives my NEET ass a reason to get some sunlight. Get some running shoes, think of a place and just do it. Most importantly, find your pace. People get exhausted quickly and give in because they are running too fast and then slowing down and then running fast again. It shreds their lungs and teaches their body nothing.
Start at a slow pace, maybe do 10 minutes a day for a week. Next week add 10 more. See how your breathing reacts to a bit of extra speed after a month and hopefully you can take it.
They provide these breathing techniques that I tried but it just really hurt me and I could only run for 20 minutes trying it. However, I begun to breathe purely through ny nose instead and got my body used to it because it reacted strangely at first. Now I can currently run for 2 hours and still developing thanks to the nose breathing.

>>38857308
I would like to commend this anon for the gargantuan effort he did on writing such a long well thought reply to an ephemeral thread that is faded to die

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>>38856795
>People who don't erase wojak's original eyebrows and draw more on

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>people who make shitty threads about things that have always been on /r9k/ and are taking up useless room on my screen

>>38857109
>people who act as if everything was always shit on this board

>>38856779
You need money to live, that's a fact of reality. You should work so someone else doesn't have to subsidize your life with their own work.

Be a leech all you want, just call yourself a leech and don't deny it when we call you a leech.

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>>38856779

>YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH ME AND YOUR FATHER FOREVER.
>Going to sell this shitty 7 Million dollar Southern California home when they die and move to middle town USA.

hahaha

>>38857096
My parents are taking too long to die. Considering killing them.

>>38856769
Just stop being anxious, bro

>>38856784
Have you tried just not being ugly, bro?

Just get a hobby. It's easy bro. Just like a thing and do it.

just go outside lol, i bet you dont even go out.

>head home and realize I haven't showered in 2 days
>only had breakfast and it's fucking 6pm
>I'm exhausted
>sit in a car with parents for an hour in silence
>pass out
>wake up there
>there was a thunderstorm warning for a full day and I didn't put together how this would fuck this up
>festival is outside
>eat Scottish food
>if you want a nice tourist fact Scotland isn't recommended for the food
>see my brother play for only a couple minutes
>mostly had an old cunt talk forever
>apparently trudeau was there
>lots of cool Celtic nicknacks that I didn't get to look at for very long
>meet brother
>barely acknowledges me
>spend 20 minutes walking slowly with him as he talks about his life
>happy for him but he is pretty self centred
>would rather talk about his friends then ask me anything
>become a fucking ghost for 30 minutes
>suddenly thunder and rain out he ass
>have to cut the trip before we even got to buy a god damn corn dog let alone look at souvenirs
>wasted the evening driving in silence, walking in silence and driving on silence and in wet

>could have enjoyed doing literally anything else, instead I've spent 2 and a half hours being a bitch

Not falling for this shit again. I don't know why but this evening has pissed me off so far that I'm not moving my ass for him again. Seriously what the fuck

Give me acknowledgement. Give me fucking anything.

My family invited me then fucking ignored me and brushed off any attempt from me to talk and have fun.

Hell I'm still in the car. I have 4 hours after work to enjoy my fucking freedom and I've spent it doing FUCK ALL

FUCK FUCK FUCK

I feel you family

as someone whos closest relative is almost 600 miles away (iirc) its the FUCKING LIFE

just me and my gf's family, who I'm never really obligated to do shit with anyway.

I buy weed all the time, its so swagg

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>>38856738
My parents just punished me because I was always failing math. 6th-11th grade I spent my days folding everyone's laundry as punishment. Same with no internet for over an hour a day.

It was a trap tbqh

>>38856738
That is just conditioned behavior, it is not moral values. A dog you train not to attack people is no more moral than a dog that's been trained to fight.

>>38856738
>operational conditioning
It's called operant conditioning. Sorry OP, you just failed your class

>>38856727 Nope. Just you, my friend.

Ich finde nur altere Manners Gesichten sexy uezs

>>38856727
The one on the right could be as good as the one on the left if she got slimmer and fucking smiled once in a while.
Both have generally attractive generic facial features.

>>38856664
>>think about the trillions upon trillions of years after my life I'll be dead

You're coming back anon

Never understood this fear, doesn't it just mean you have less responsibility

>>38856664
10^10^10^56 years in the future:
ecause the total number of ways in which all the subatomic particles in the observable universe can be combined is 10 10 115 {\displaystyle 10^{10^{115}}} 10^{10^{115}},[103][104] a number which, when multiplied by 10 10 10 56 {\displaystyle 10^{10^{10^{56}}}} 10^{10^{10^{56}}}, disappears into the rounding error, this is also the time required for a quantum-tunnelled and quantum fluctuation-generated Big Bang to produce a new universe identical to our own, assuming that every new universe contained at least the same number of subatomic particles and obeyed laws of physics within the range predicted by string theory.[105]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future

Identical versions of yourself will be reborn for all eternity and live out your life exactly the same way you do now indefinetly. there is no end