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Be honest wagecuck, when was the last time your gf had pitty sex with you?

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How did emo, hip hop and anime all get intertwined recently?

Why is a sudden rise in emo weeb rappers & wiggers happening?

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>g'mornin' anon! What's for breakfast?

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attention whore looking for beta orbiters to worship me and send me free stuffz xD 100% roastie

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I think today is the day I realized I can't socialize with normal people anymore. The only people I can relate to are people on here. I knew I was a social outcast already What did you do when you realized the truth about yourself?

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>22, Introverted, akward cyborg with no car
>In a relationship, both of us are virgins
>Her parents invited me to live with them to save up money for a car
>GF is overweight, also a little spoiled
>She's still a very caring person
>My dumbass starts sexting random girls behind her back because I am sexually frustrated
>Talk to many dumbass whores, makes me appreciate my GF a lot more
>Start talking to this emo girl who is crazy/weird who cuts
>Not super hot, but she has a nice body. Super skinny
>It's like she knows everything I'm thinking in my head
>I start to open up to her, tell her secrets I have never told anyone
>Even though she is filled with red flags, I can't help not to like her
>She's dating a recovered meth addict
>I've tried to prod her to see if she is destructive or harmful, cannot find anything
>She has bipolar, ADHD, major anxiety, and has been sexually abused and raped
>While she has sent me provocative pictures, she will absolutely not send me nudes
>She claims she likes me a lot, but she wants to stay with her BF. I say something similar to her

If you were in my situation, what would you do? Do I fuck up mine and her 2 year relationships to get with her? I just feel so happy texting her, it's like she's an open book and so interesting.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY QT THICC EMO BITCH THAT I DESERVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Be in high school
>Tell a joke that everyone clearly hears
>No one laughs, all stare at me awkwardly
>A few seconds later, popular kid tells the same joke
>It's word for word
>Everyone is hysterical
>Teacher is holding his gut
>Girl winks at him

Why?

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This shit's fucking torture. I'm 19 and about to spend another fucking summer working at a job I hate just to pay for insurance to go to said job and school to one day get a job that hopefully isn't as shitty. My parents don't help at all, I have 2 friends total, and i'm just gonna keep wasting my life away like this. What reason is there to not just fucking off myself at this point?

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Does anyone on here ever go on facebook and look through random people's profiles? Not even to find material to fap, but just to see what's interesting in there. See a window into other people's lives. It's like going in their house while they're not home and looking through their photo albums.

One thing I've noticed a lot doing this: a lot of people are very similar. I know that sounds really dumb but it's a stronger feeling than ever after you look long enough. You see the same "person" repeated in different people and places.

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>when you want to let your friends listen to your favorite music, but you forget they're normies and hate on any singer whose voice isn't conventional

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This is a crawl thread for those of us who are dysfunctional retards waiting for death. Everyone posting in this assumed to be a morbidly obese, retarded, ugly, poor, suicidal loser who piss in bottles while staring blankly at shitty television shows. If that upsets you then this thread isn't for you.

Please keep political discussion and serious arguments to yourself because we're too retarded and depressed to read your source links or spend the weekend learning about it. If you honestly have hobbies, skills, or passions then accept we literally just stare at a screen all rotting our brains.

What was your new low today?
What simple task are you struggling with?
Anybody treated you like shit lately?

This is the second attempt at a thread for this, any ideas welcome.

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My dog died today.

He was the only friend I had. I don't know what to do now, my heart aches knowing he'll never sleep at the foot of my bed again.

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My cat is so fucking annoying idk what to do anymore. I don't know if I can handle him.

Whenever I'm trying to spank it or talk to girls he gets in my shit. From the second I'm home until I leave again he follows me around all day and he just begs for food. That's all he does is beg beg beg. He literally sprints straight to his food dish and will block my path and walk in front on my feet getting in the way forcing me to either stop or kick him and he just sits right next to me licking himself and staring st me and being loud until I give him attention and feed him

I literally can't jay off without him running in the room staring at me and just sitting there and climbing on top of me to beg for food. Like it's non stop. From the second ive had him he just aggressively begs for food.