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>you will never be huge
>you will never kill all the normalfags
>you will never have all eyes on earth staring at you, in fear for their lives
why live?
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>it's an anon gets kind of turned on at the thought of being crushed thoughtlessly by a giantess girl episode
I don't want this autistic fetish.
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>>35529971
our universe could be wholly contained inside one atom of a cute loli
does that get you hot and bothered
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>>35530011
can't say it does, sorry. only what i described
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I'm so happy, Anon. Our little girl is almost here. But what should we name her?
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arya
:^)
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>>35529694
Mona. Or Lana. Something short, probably.
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Shotgun. It'll be funny.
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You buy a monkey's paw from a mysterious store in a back alley. You get one wish.
What do you wish for?
First anon to respond to your post decides the ironic twist.
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>>35529599
unlimited amount of money
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I wish for this wish to never come true.
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>>35529599
I want to be a good looking white girl.
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Tell me what you belive your biggest flaw and how you feel about it.
For me:
>shit memory
>Always forgetting to do things/on time
>constant fear I'll fuck something up while driving
>constantly disappoint people
The good part.
>get spoiled on thing
>usually forget about the spoiler when I eventually watch/play it unless it was some kind of major twist
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Small penis
It kills my confidence. I can't talk to women because eventually they'll find out I have a small penis and walk out.
It's 4x4. I'm also fat as shit but I have a few fat friends who all have gfs too but I just never try because of my dick.
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my facial features are pretty shit, and i'm also just not a very likeable person
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Depression and anxiety about money.
I feel like I'm not in control, like it's never going to be enough. And it's a hopeless feeling, that I'll never be happy.
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Is a job modern slavery?
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Existence is slavery. You're a slave to your urges and needs. You can never be truly free. We're designed to struggle and suffer. Your choices are non-existence or unimaginable horror.
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Would you eat her pussy on her period?
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>>35529096
No, a voluntary contract is not slavery you commie agitator
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If you were given $1000, would you fuck your cousin?
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>>35528740
Silly question. I fucked mine for free.
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Do I get to pick which one? Would they also want to fuck me? Would anyone else find out about it?
These are important questions, op
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I'd fuck both of my cousins for free OP.
They're actually both former models!
Even as a teen I'd jerk it to the thought of fucking them.
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am I the only one like pic related ? My flacid dick is laughable and I fucking hate it
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>>35528708
Don't feel bad op, I'm a grower too
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Why? If a girl sees your flacid dick, it's not being stuck inside her
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same. i think it's 5->15cm. never cared about it
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"Fembots" would you willing to date me:
>5'7-8
>young(18-23)
>not balding
>Cute or at least kinda cute
>know how to treat girls
>mentally stable
>good skills for a lot of stuff
>100% romantic
>I hate cheating and vice versa
>prefer personality instead of looks
>prefer love than sex, or at least equal
>my family raise me very well
>personally I think that my love partner has to be my only friend
>would dedicate all the time in the world withoug being that sticky bf
>etc
So?
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>5'7
No sane woman wants to date a manlet :)
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>>35528549im crying :'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''(
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>>35528524
I would give you a chance, umless you spaghetti horribly
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>mfw I realized that there are men over 21, who are virgins.
Seriously, I thought this board was satire. How the fuck are you guys still virgins?
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>>35528516
Because no fucks are given to us
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Gyno This shit is a curse on life.
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>>35528516
Still making shitty template threads I see...
Oh well, gotta get attention some way or another.
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Who notoenail masterrace here? I had mine removed when I was born and I think it's pretty great. I don't need to clean under them and mom says women prefer it.
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>>35528449
That's gross and it would hurt so fucking much to get them removed.
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masterrace here, now my nails look like a pornstar's and chicks dig it
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Wow anon, that sounds convenient. Ingrown toenails and infections are no laughing matter, and I'm glad this is getting more popular now.
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>"Haha you always look so grumpy anon!"
>"Wow, you're tall enough to be my dance partner!"
>"I bet you're really picky, huh anon?"
>"We should go to Six Flags together anon"
>"Y'know, it's rude to play hard-to-get with a girl anon!"
>"I'm make you open up anon, watch. Hehehe."
FUCK OFFFFFF
I AM NOT GOING TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!
Why are normies so obnoxious? Do they think frowning and sarcasm means "try harder"?
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>>35528438
fuck off chad
we don't want your bragging
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>>35528454
I've never had sex or kissed a girl
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>>35528438
>complaining about a girl throwing herself at you
I'm not even angry. Or maybe I am I don't know. Anyway, your thread is dumb
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come vent at a normie couple, what has you down robots. or bring us some good news about today.
also ballbusting in general (if you havent guessed yet)
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>>35528332
Eat shit.
Hhdrigcxjh
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>>35528355
>Hhdrigcxjh
Did you forget where you were bubdy?
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>>35528332
Can I have a threesome with you guys?
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Any /drug addicts/ in here? 2017-03-14 11:05:22 Post No.35528113
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Any /drug addicts/ in here?
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I'm about to fix myself a nice shot of heroin. What are you on? What do you wish you were on? Do you plan to get clean?
Personally I hope I die of an overdose as soon as possible. I hate this life, but I hate sober life even more. Enjoy my new pepe.
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>>35528113
nice pepe, saved. i used to be hooked on a lot of shit, now just muh weed. plus booze. prob booze worse than any of the drugs
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>>35528187
thanks. i can't stand weed. it just make me feel awful. i love booze but yeah daily use fucks you up
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Made some poppy seed tea when I got up today. Been feeling comfy since. I'm really surprised so many people have to take pounds of this stuff. I only use 1/3 of a cup and it already gives me a nice buzz the whole day.
Anybody know if it'd be possible to get on some kind of rotation with PST and alcohol so I don't build up tolerance/get addicted?
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How often does Robots drink alcohol?
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>>35528093
I used to drink all the time. Caused me many problems. There again, I'm not a robot.
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>>35528093
Fucking never. That shit is disgusting as hell.
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>>35528093
A few times a week. Always feels like it will help me feel better and does for a few minutes after taking the first couple of sips and then I start feeling shit again so I drink more and more until I get absolutely shitfaced and wake up in the morning feeling ill and wanting to kill myself.
I then repeat the process a couple of days later.
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Who else here have impossible dreams?
>Become a genius
>Build a floating island
>Nobody is allowed but me and TRULLY good people
>Other nations try to contact me, but I say FUCK U
>The island has a shield, so they cant harm us
>There is no violence, no work, no jobs, robots do everything for us
>Unless you want to work
>Infinite resources
>We have access to internet, so we can have some fun too
>Everything is perfect, forever
>Mankind is dying and we are prospering
But I know that this will never happen
I will work till the day I die (Unless I kill myself before I'm forced to work, wich is probably what's going to happen)
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This will happen is 20 or so years.
Only chads will have such privileges though.
Not you.
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ive had people say mine is really strange but i don't think it is
>pocket dimension that im able to enter at will
>pocket dimension is a shapeshifting interior of a mansion, changes look, shape, size to fit my current needs
>has computer with internet
>infinite $, able to buy shit online and have it shipped to the mansion with magic shipping
basically a dimension traveling hikkimori
>sitting in uni
>bored
>decide to teleport to pocket dimension and go shitpost on r9k
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>>35527885
i love the idea that you would have a literal utopia and you'd STILL want internet to shitpost on /r9k/