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>>34490033
What the fuck is wrong with you? I am a NEET and I at least shovel my parents driveway. Seriously what the fuck man. I bet you don't even clean.

>>34490033
You're giving too much info to us, OP. Delete that pic.

>>34490061
Nothing bad is gonna happen.

No one cares.

>>34490013
i just assume they have lesbian sex and then call chad over to get an orgy

>>34490013

they get nude and try out their strap ons on each other duh

>>34490013
It's alot of girl talk and peer bonding, maybe some cuddling.

>>34489990
like a slut i think

>>34489990
Stubby af. Now Leave me alone I have vidya to play.

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>>34489990
>chads
>Wanting to fuck little white dicks
LMFAO

Real women only fuck BBC

>>34489943
Shes way past her prime and shes thinks
>nerdy anime loser playing video games= money money money.
Could have bought the big dick meme and views you as a life like dildo
Have fun idiot.

can i touch ur hair :3

>>34489977
>Implying it's a meme

Are you half her age? Probably some weird fetish.

>>34489865
it's your anus

dedeeddedeed

>>34489884
I wish, man. My asshole looks like someone exploded a firecracker in some roadkill.

>>34489950
Anuses are gross and you should end yourself

>>34489854
Shut up faggot.

*wink wink*

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>>34489854
It really is brutal. I can't even begin my meme sorting tbqh. It's just too big a task.

>>34489854
lol what are you really that lazy? it takes a couple hours at most to sort about ten-thousand

>>34489836
Craigslist? Just post you are a boy who wants to suck a cock and leave. You will get dozens of offers in a few hours.

Gay as hell. Dicks are not just free-floating. They're attached to men, you know. If you want a dick in your mouth that badly why not just buy a dildo?

why count dooku tho

>>34489833
Because we fucking hate you stupid pale faggots for ruining our perfection.

>>34489842
ooga booga
You wouldnt have internet without us nigger

>>34489833
why didn't they all go back to africa when lincoln freed them

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>>34489829
Pure Heavenly

>>34489829
will listen to it later
it's giving me a good first impression

>>34489829
Percussion's so repetitive I got a headache.

>>34489784
Are you old enough to even like hard liquor? If still tastes like shit, your taste buds haven't matured a whole lot. Try beer. That's easy on the palate.

>>34489825
I'm almost 23 :(

I'm also heaps fussy with foods, I don't eat veges at all. They make me retch.

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>>34489840
Give it a few years. Until then there's all kinds of faggy sweet liquors for those who can't really take straight liquor. Personal recommendations are Amaretto or Irish Cream.

Also you can just mix your own drinks.

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I wish I was built like tomoko so big fat monster cocks would bulge my stomach desu

>>34490088
>I wish I was built like tomoko so big fat monster cocks would bulge my stomach desu
That's so crazy haha

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>>34490105

Being this tiny and perfect is not crazy at all.

>>34489600
Id tell you but id have to kill you.

I feel you man. "Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all" - Jeff Mangum

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Why does the universe exist?

Why do things either exist or not exist? Is there another option? Why are we limited to this binary system?

>tfw no friend to smugly smirk at me because we both know his cock is so much bigger

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>>34489590
>guy on the left is still bigger than me
ive had sex with 2 different chicks so whatever right

>>34489590
I had a friend who did sure before I cut all ties to him after he went out of his way to assassinate my character. I would love a dickboy tho. If only I knew my predicament years ago I would've took a twink friend up on his offer. Believe it or not the only gayboy he could fool around with was 5 years younger than him. If I accepted it would've been an awesome deal for him since I was his age with a good dick and lips.

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>>34489489
Then why am I single?

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tee-hee! nerds are so cute!

>>34489657
I believe robots shouldn't have the right to complain until their body looks like this. Do you think this dude sits around and plays games and gets a body like that? I'm sure he puts in the work.

https://discord.gg/z2GaVHh

virgin discord

>>34489474
o-okay, ohayo op... i'm from australia :3