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>>35603404
>What are your experiences with Grindr?
I don't want people to know I am a fag so I will never download the app

Also some of the things I'd like to experience include but are not limited to
>fucking a cute feminine guy dressed as a girl
>getting fucked by a cute feminine guy dressed as a girl
>fucking several qt crossdressers all at once
>getting fucked by a crossdresser while fucking another crossdresser
>sucking cock
>sucking a bunch of cocks all at once
>sucking cock while getting fucked
>sucking tranny cock
>deepthroating tranny cock
>getting gangbanged by trannies
>eating a trannys ass
>69ing a tranny

Will Grindr provide me any of this?

>>35603497
>getting fucked by a cute feminine guy dressed as a girl
/r9k/ can provide this and many of these other services as well

>>35603394
*pinches the cute one*

>>35603394
Im not teaching you shit. Ill see you in juvie BITCH
*gets up and walks calmly to the door*
fucking Niggers!

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I've had 2-3 gallons of beer tonight so fuck off you fucking cock

Who cares? I don't think that's true.

>>35603453
thats official statistics it is true

>>35603783
Ah off course. Your official statistics conviced me.

I wanna sniff that ass

>>35603323
6'2" is the ideal

>>35603323
The farther you get over 6 foot the more of a pain in the ass it becomes to live. You need way more calories just to maintain skelly and need to work much harder to progress past skelly. You also tend to find that relationships with really short girls just don't work, so a large segment of the female population is excluded for you. Of the two, 6'1'' is clearly superior.

Do you remember it? Was it a result of drugs/WD?

Predisposition to seizures?

Medication withdrawals?

Sleep deprivation?

>>35603307
is this your first one?

Confusion

Ori

>>35603341
I understood this reference, great taste anon

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>>35603341
i'm fucking crushed that i understood this reference 2nd

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>>35603297
I'm gonna go do that right now.

Sometimes I like to pee all over the bathroom

>>35603297
Why would I do that. The toilet is literally right next to it.

>>35603236
what happens when she leaves you in a month or two? then you will another decade or so alone, but know the taste of being a normie.

>>35603282
>what happens when she leaves you in a month or two
then she didn't do shit to save him

misaki would never do that

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>>35603236
>sitting around waiting for a woman to better you because youre a lazy sack of shit that wont better himself
Your problems are self imposed and deserve no woman

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>wanna hear stories from girls
you mean you want to hear stories from trannies or guys pretending to be women

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>>35603182
Sorry for the off-topicness but what the fuck is that behind her???

>>35603319
an ad-hoc scarecrow

There is no way to prove it either way.
Even if you could perfectly predict every action I took, you could still never actually prove that my thoughts are not something more than a chemical reaction
because my internal world is inherently subjective and something that is not contingent on the external world

>>35603191
There is no reason to believe that your mind is separate from your body. This is equivalent to saying "you can't prove unicorns don't exist".

The only evidence for free will is that we feel like our actions are free. If you look closely, even this is an illusion. You don't have any more control over your actions than you do over what flavor of ice cream you happen to like.

yes it's all an illusion.

fucking pricks.

>>35603116
/r9k/ isn't the world, anon.

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>>35603126
You honestly think there will be a world where people no longer mate with the opposite sex

>>35603126
>/r9k/ isn't the world, anon.
it's my world

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>that
>girl

dude its 2017

>>35603027
I hope you realize that's not a girl anon

>>35603027
That's not looking like a girl, anon

>>35603013
Her lips around my cock.

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>>35603013
>What makes a woman beautiful?
The penis of course.

Her personality, her smile

You should take up reading or film. They're both hobbies that are far superior then 4chan and vidya. Another plus is neither of them require friends. Try browsing /lit/ or /tv/ and asking for some entry level stuff.

>>35602985
Why not do something else other than 4chan and vidya?

Try playing an instrument, making music on computer software, painting, drawing, building scale models, home repairs and DIY projects, taking up martial arts, etc.

>>35603026
Maybe its the depression, but nothing really interests me anymore.
I tried most of those things you said and gave up in less than a week.

http://koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2017/03/113_225890.html

girl dies of who can eat the most ramen competition with friends at school

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>>35602934
>unknown mounts of alcohol
>sharpen stick then place on sterling wheel
>floor it into cliff side
>survive long enough for ems and fire to show up
>fire starts as rigs pull up to sceen
>scream and burn to death while firefighters desperately pull hose off truck

>>35602934
My ex gf od'd on fent and her boyfriend at the time tossed her in the shower and left her there, her mouth was open or somthing cuz she drowned like a turkey in a rainstorm.