Thank you god for the robot who posted that thread two weeks ago. I've made 5k in two fucking weeks by pressing a few buttons. We're all gonna make it bros.
>>36779957
The wut? You made what?
I don't know if this is a meme, but I'm going nowhere near that shit, I'm not losing half my savings once again.
>>36780040
You're literally a retard if you lose money in crypto just buy it and hold it for awhile. Literally every legit crypto is up and hitting new peaks. It's a crypto bull market, this is our generations .com boom and your missing out.
Post your top boards
>r9k
>wg
>x
>>36779955
>/a/
>/g/
>/gif/
>/o/
>/s/
>/vg/
>/r9k/
>/fit/
>/pol/
>/v/
>/g/
>/r9k/
I only come here to aggro the wizards and shitpost about tee eff doubleyou no gee eff
>>36779955
>/b/
>/r9k/
>/gif/
I used to enjoy /v/ and /g/, but I seemed to have lost interest in them over the past year or so.
Is it worth it to go into a lifetime of debt because a 75 year old woman (my grandmother) has cancer, which she's going to die from in 5 years anyway if she has the treatment or not?
>>36779936
No
origaroni
no no oregano postero
no.
what's the situation?
How would you rate this man's facial aesthetics from 1-10? Is he above average or below?
Why do you feel the need to keep posting this?
>>36779851
Above.
He's wearing Raf. Everyone knows once you wear raf you gain +2 points.
>>36779851
8/10, all of the negative traits of being black are huge, has a jaw, great skin
"Yo Anon, you're good with computers right? You think you can fix my laptop?"
>>36779831
sure, i charge $40 per hour of labour. Minimum of 1 hour
No, sorry Chad.
I'm good with cars though, call me if you ever need help with one.
>>36779849
>>36779850
>not fixing his computer for free now so you can get hired as the IT guy at his finance firm later
I stopped taking Lexapro cold turkey three days ago because I was tired of being tired as fuck, having a reduced sex drive, and having soft, tiny boners. I still have all three symptoms. How long until they go away? I was on that shit for almost half a year.
I've heard some people never recover their sexual function. Is there any truth to that?
quitting cold turkey is a dumb idea. Everyone knows you're supposed to taper off. enjoy the withdrawals. I think youd probably be too depressed to fap for a month or two til it wears off..
Couple of weeks I think? Like >>36779823 said you're supposed to taper off, not like going cold turkey will stop the side effects any faster
>>36779823
>>36779888
There wasn't much to taper off of. I'm only on 10 mg which IIRC is the lowest dose. I also didn't have to titrate when I started so I figured it was fine.
>be me 28 year-old Robot Muslim
>have a good job and apartment, time to find a good Muslim wife
>arranged marriage to a 21-year old traditional conservative religious qt lebanese girl
>shes like an angel, always polite and happy around everyone
>different in real life
>constantly bosses me around
>wants to control every aspect of my life, forcing me to work out and diet
>denies me sex when shes mad at me
>is mad at me almost all the time
>doesnt cook
>cleans the apartment once a week and makes sure I hear her complain about it all night the one day she cleans
>defensive, zealous world-view
>if a sexual scene comes on in a movie or tv show we are watching she covers my eyes
>is baby-crazy, already has plans for what to do with our kids once they are born
>mfw Im living with an anorexic bipolar ocd qt controlling every moment of my life
Robots who can have an arranged marriage, RUN DONT DO IT STAY ROBOTS. IT IS 100% A MEME that you can get a submissive qt through arranged marriage
>is actually muslim
kek
>>36779758
Fellow muslimbot here, i knew it all along, muslim women are nothing but scum don't ever let anyone convince you otherwise, blue pilled sub species, im surprised they managed to survive so long.
Jesus you Arab men are such mothered manchildren. Arabs are like r9k, the people.
You realise in your society you can basically control her in every way possible without consequences? If you just had the balls.
Hey robots give me some ideas for cool and interesting things to buy.
an oregano sex slave
lol sex slave was not original
>>36779662
How much are you willing to blow?
>>36780185
Say anything up to 500 buckaroos
Do you think female social rejects feel the same way as their male counterparts? Surely if they did, they would date each other. Right?
does anyone know how anyone feels?
also i killed your dog.
Female social rejects don't exist. Basically: """""""""""""Fembots"""""""""""""""
Society privileges them socially.
>>36779728
you realize you're making literally the same argument as those identity politics people saying you can't be racist against white people?
Most of you will get the chance to have sex. If you keep fapping to porn you will get soft when your chance comes. You're going to ruin the best day of your life.
>>36779596
Why? Because porn girls have much more attractive bodies and faces?
>implying
Wew lad.
>>36779635
Porn causes ED
This board used to have nice greentexts and somewhat oregano content, now it's just angry incels crying like a bunch of the women they so ironically loathe. /bant/ is shaping up to be a nice board though.
/bant/ was shit the last time I looked. This board used to be a lot homier though, it was slower and posters were actually robots and not r/incel trash. I doubt the current userbase could even understand robots of even just a year ago.
lol already got banned on /bant/ for 4 days
even followed the rules
mfw
>>36779589
Wait there's a difference between robot and incel? Whodathunk
>when there's a thread about you on Lolcow, but they have no MILK on you so the entire thread is mostly them poking fun of the way you look and speculations of you being promiscuous
>>36779545
link thread and tell us more
They are very quick to take any "negative" attribute and blow it out of proportion.
>bullied for using snapchat filter
>bullied for using make up
>bullied for favoring certain camera angles
>bullied for taking pictures with other guys
>bullied for not always dressing like a model when out in public
They take any mundane thing and try to make it look bad.
>>36779952
Ok. So where's the link.
I hate tall people. I hate normal people. I hate seeing myself in mirros. I hate knowing I'll never get to just have a normal male life.
Anyone else a fucking /lifelet/? I mean truly manlet, wristlet, brainlet, facelet--everything?
I am a fucking /lifelet/ and I'm even too much of a pussy to end it (for now).
>>36779422
hairlet
cutlet
facelet
manlet
racelet
brainlet
i have no redeeming features holy shit
>>36779422
I just fucking hate my normie parents for not understanding that they're basically genetic trash.
I have an alright face, even some nice features, but just holy shit. Being a short guy is just not okay. People hate me for the way I look--I can hear it whenever some wagie roastie has to take my order. I'm friendly and everything, she just fucking hates me for the genetic trash I am.
Being a short guy is a fate I would not wish on my worst enemy. No one deserves this.
>>36779422
>manlet
>brainlet
>wristlet
>voicelet
>weightlet
>facelet
>personalitylet
kill me now
So, guys, this cesspool of autists probably isn't the best place for relationships advice...but, whatever.
I dropped out of high school abnd now i'm attending a night school to try to get a diploma.
There's this girl in my class that i like...she's a redhead, petite, shy, maybe a bit immature for her age (19).
We talk to each other in class, usually about school related stuff, but sometimes we talk about things outside of school too.
Now, i want to ask her out. I'm not scared of rejection (well, not that much), what i fear is things getting awkward if she says no, if both of us pass the year, i'll have her in class with me for another 2 years.
Also, i don't know when to ask, there's always someone who doesn't leave the classroom during the break and there's a lot of people in the hallways, she's always the first to leave too...i tried to go after her a couple of times, but she was already gone.
So, thoughts? Some advice?
She's already seeing someone, stop now before you embarrass yourself and her
>>36779368
Why you think that? Also, I know for certain that she doesn't have a boyfriend.
Play it like a cold douchebag,
Be like
>So, do you have anything better to do tonight? Im bored out of my mind by routine
She could be skeptical if its asking out to a date of just hanging out. She won't stop talking to you over this.
What else do you have to lose?
You'll eventually die and rot in a hole, do whatever you want now and die without a regret.
Don't be clingy, you don't want being brought down by anyone.
How in the fuck can I ever get a gf at my school if I am labeled as a weirdo/outcast?
>Dead quiet at school, almost silent I dont talk to anyone.
>A girl would rather form a trio with Chads than be partnered with me.
>Girls who are seated next to me move seats and the teacher calls them out on it, making it a big ass scene and exposing how repulsive I am to others.
>Counslers and teachers shocked that I want to join infantry after high school, I find it hard to give any other reason than wanting to kill people but of course I can't tell them that.
>I go to the library at lunch or get high in the woods alone, crept around at school high off lean today and heard sluts clown on me.
>Even if someone does ask me a question I respond aggressively so I don't come off as a wimp.
>I confronted someone who was making fun of me about a week ago, I followed him to his car and yell at him and told him to fight, instead he got very nervous and ran back in the building.
>Realize the power I get from being violent/aggressive but I can't always maintain this state.
>Also I am 5'9" but atleast I am built.
How in the fuck will I ever be able to find a gf, when I can't even fucking talk or socialize with normal people? If I ever approach a girl she will either get hella scared or tell me to fuck off before telling everyone about my pathetic fucking attempt.
>>36779307
>How in the fuck can I ever get a gf at my school if I am labeled as a weirdo/outcast?
You don't.
Have fun, anon.
>>36779307
approach a girl who wont be scared of you, simple as that
>>36779307
The absolute best you can hope for is a pity handjob from the fat gothic chick who is later gonna say you forced her into it to save face