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Now that the dust has settled, what does r9k think about eggy
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Turbo autist and not even enjoyable to watch sperg out
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Attention whore fag who just unironicly needs to end it already
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>>34739884
>not a KHV

He should fuck off

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I wanna become the best femboy possible. I got the physical looks down, but how can I act like a femboy? Like what are some personality traits i can develop?
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lewd manipulative meme personality
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>>34739847
Innocent, cute, clingy
Basically try to act like an anime girl but in person
If you have a waifu, become her as best you can
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>>34739847
cuteness is all! both in appearance and personality you must be cute!

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>Have to become a completely different person than the guy ive been thats made all my close friends and got me where i am in life just so i can have sex with a girl that i dont even care about because i dont act the way im supposed to

Why do people say love is real?
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>>34739821
Have you tried just asking girls if they want to fuck until one says yes?
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>>34739859
Yes, i actually just asked three this past week
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>>34739821
Because it is real.
You're just approaching it the wrong way

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You have to fight and successfully defeat your own Father in hand to hand combat.

How do you do it?
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>>34739804
I love my dad but if I really have to, he's 71 and Im 34. I take a blunt object and its game over. It doesnt hurt that he smokes weed literally all day.
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Pretty easily. I'm like 2 inches taller and 50 pounds heavier and 40 years younger than him.
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>>34739804
Just tell him about my sad life and watch as he dies with disappointment

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You can talk in this thread about whatever you want that is related to womans.
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>posts a shemale with brassy highlights
>for a trap thread
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>>34739782
>he doesn't get the sarcasm
>womens thread
>on r9k
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hows a woman put in a fuckin tampon?

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Start learning guitar.
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>>34739707
I love Doug, I wouldn't mind his face being posted here daily
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>>34739707
im learning the cello which is basically a giant guitar
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>>34739707
I've played almost all my life. Very enjoyable.
I recommend getting a teacher though.

I live in California. Are you jealous of me?
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no, as someone who lives in the People's Republic of Commiefornia, I can say without hesitation that it is complete shit, and like all shitty expensive places, it's designed to keep people trapped here. if I ever make it, the first thing I'm doing is moving to a more sane state
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You near Anaheim?
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Depends on where you live

SoCal is shit
NorCal is pretty based (outside of major cities unless you're a richfag in SF)

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anyone else here /toofargone/?

i know there's no going back to enjoying life. there's only one way out of these constant feelings of hate and depression. it's been like this for years now and i'm screwed. i've already debunked the concept of "love" so it's not like i'm gonna run into some dumb bitch and have the old "lmao she saved my life xddd" story you hear from normans.
don't take the red pill before you're 20. don't dabble in blackpill ideology before you're 20. you'll be screwing yourself. take it from me. past twenty and i now realize it wasn't a teenage phase.
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What I would give to be blissfully ignorant again
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>>34739666
Did you do anything wrong anon?
If you don't have a tonne of unresolved guilt I think you can still enjoy life
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Too bitter and old to feel alive. My dog has died, my grandparents have died, my HS Friends are now either married or dead, it's been a long time since I've even gone out to have fun. It's just alcohol and memories for me

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Ask me anything about sex, hobbies, daily life, etc. I don't give a shit.

I'm expecting an unfortunate amount of racism, but I'm bored so hopefully some of the questions are at least entertaining.

Here's a timestamp.
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did you know that your palms are light because there are no melanin receptors there?
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>>34739683
Well, yes. Humans in general have little to no melanin on their palms but it just stands out more on people with darker skin.
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Who the fuck cares about asking a random dude thats just like the rest of us robots questions? No one actually gives a fuck that you're black.

Math is the true pseudointellectual normie filter.

Everyone pretends to know some shit about the usual supposed intellectual subjects, philosophy, literature, politics and so on but they dont even try with math.

>omg my brain just doesnt get along with math xD

>i'm smart but lazy thats why i suck at math

>i have emotional intelligence instead teehee

Math is the key to separate yourself from the normies. why not start studying today?
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Because I am already studying it anon. Im only one more class away from a degree in (>applied) math

My favorite subject is graph theory
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because people enjoy talking about
>intellectual subjects, philosophy, literature, politics and so on

with others


ask someone "do you wanna do my math homework" and see the reaction
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>>34739712
yes, because making someone do your math homework is the only discussion you can have about math. get real queer. your hobby does not need social validation.

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Ask a happy person anything
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>>34739576
Why are you risking your happiness by coming here?
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>>34739576
How soon are you planning on dying?
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>>34739589
not op, but this place hones the sharpness of happiness if you do it right

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Why are girls so cute?! How do we stop them, bros?
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i hope you know your thread is about to be flooded with traps. just thought i would warn you
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>>34739539
girls are disgusting

i want some boi pussy
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>>34739539
You just need to steal the power of cute for yourself!

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>age
>virgin status (kissless, hugless, etc)
>why are you still a virgin?
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too busy sabotaging myself
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>>34739529
>21
>KV
Pretty sure I have aspergers
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>>34739529
>age
20
>virgin status (kissless, hugless, etc)
KHHV+
>why are you still a virgin?
why not I suppose

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Do genetics or environment determine a Chad?

I've seen ugly as fuck men with 8/10 women because they have humor, wit or money

I've also seen attractive men with
>tfw no gf

Is it a little bit of both? Like 30% genetics and 70% environment?

Robots weigh in
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Genetics: 0%

Environment: 0%

Free will: 100%.
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>>34739549
Are you a liberal or do you just unironically believe the tabula rasa meme
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>>34739660

I was actually being sarcastic.

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How do I get an asian gf? I'm white.
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>>34739467
be worthy of an asian girlfriend
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>>34739494
And what does that mean?
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>>34739467
Throw A+ test at her then rice then become doctor with a 5.0

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