ITT: We all have a good laugh and post a recording of it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S3ew6gjEN1
>>35564200
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nEbtkamK4G
>>35564676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GHOz23NbRf
>>35564200
Mobilepostingfag since Vocaroo won't develop a fucking app
https://clyp.it/odvw0vaj
how many of you robots have fallen for a catfish on here? be honest
>>35564177
none cause i am the catfish
ama
>>35564177
I use to cat fish people but then I transitioned so I'm kinda a girl now
>>35564216
>So I'm kinda a girl now
>Tfw the Reich is never coming back
>tfw your thousand year reich lasted less than 15 years
GTFO wehraboo
>>35564091
Sehr gut. Wenn der Leute wolken und krieg ?
>>35564159
>Sehr gut. Wenn der Leute wolken und krieg ?
Was hat er damit gemeint?
>construction in my area
>tfw sipping a cool drink eating some pizza while watching the wagies from my apartment window as they slave away to build convenience stores for me
Oh, and don't forget to pay your income tax, I deserve my cut for putting up with all the noise.
>>35564049
Most wagies pay no income tax, that gets refunded at the end of the year.
Kek fuck wagies those fucking leeches
>>35564064
Hahahahaha NEETS BTFO
Let's see which month has the most robots.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12541682
This threads need a good cheesy BUMP
>>35564024
Bump the shit the fuck up
>>35564024
Hmm, it's all even
Really makes you think...
>Anon, you look exactly like [insert unattractive male celebrity]!
>Anon, you look like Danny Devito
>Anon, you look like Keanu Reeves
>>35564021
I got that too
oregano II
We were all normal, popular at parties, had friends and gf in school, right? Then something went wrong (like breaking up with gf) and we became robots?
I have a hard time believing you bros were that one autistic loser everyone laughed at for fun
>>35563963
I have never been to a party. Had friends who abandoned me in second year of high school. Always been autistic loser.
This has to be bait
>>35563963
I was normal and kinda attractive but got sick at 18 from ehlers danlos syndrome. Each day I want to die more.
>>35563963
>We were all normal
>We
who?
>no gf to give me prostate massages
>no bf to give me back rubs
>>35563972
>no bf to give back rubs
>>35563972
you can just get a friend to do that
my friends called me a faggot when I asked them to finger my ass
What would you rate this man's facial aesthetics from 1-10? Is he unattractive, handsome or more than handsome?
>>35563819
8/10 bone structure inb4 white guilt
is that my nigga A$AP???
>>35563819
My gf says he's cute every single time she sees or hear his music. Do you guys think she's hinting at something?
>tfw coffee is your only joy in life
>Not black tea with milk
Fucking whities and their coffee
>>35563848
Fucking non-whites, niggers, Jews, spics, faggots, sand coons with their existence on my planet
>be me
>friend is dating korean qt
>he drops me
>ff 6 months
>korean qt dumps him
>kek
>'the relationship was unbalanced'
>she was a cold, spade-faced tempter
>he wants to start talking to me 24/7 again
>what should i do?
>also, mfw is pic related
>also, what did korean qt mean by that?
>>35563805
talk to him like a good friend and express how you felt when he abandoned you.being petty isn't worth it
>>35563805
it happens to me a lot, but i don't have enough good friends to tell them to fuck off. although i should if i had any feeling of self-worth, because they pretty much ignored you completely for a roastie
sounds like an opportunity, OP.
suck his dick
>Just be confident confident bro
>Just be sweet to her bro
>Just flirt with her bro
>Just have a positive attitude bro
>Just be more upfront bro
>Just be funny bro
>Just trust me bro
Just don't be ugly bro
>just be a completely different person, have different personality and different interests bro
>>35564193
>Just don't act autistic bro
Reminder that the only people hyping up "traps" to be so much better than women are traps themselves. Don't fall for the meme, in reality traps are even more stuck up and picky than actual women because they usually spend most of their time online and get a huge amount of desperate orbiters that normal women don't have. Sticking your penis in other men's shit covered stinky ass is gross anyway. Oh and trannys and feminism go hand in hand.
Robin banks pretty much said the same thing, and he would know, he dove had first into the tranny world. He said its pretty much just a guys body once the cloths are off.
The porn is still hot though.
>>35563873
This desu.
>have tranny "gf"
>"she" tells me it turns her on when people watch her cum
>"she" jerks off in front of me while she asks me to stroke my dick standing over her
>look down at "her"
>"she" has a contorted man face, leaning forward makes her fat rolls show, exposing that all she has is the body of a man
I still came desu; but since that experience I've been far more cautious of trannies because most of them (Pizza) rely on angles to look good. Once you do stuff with them in real life it's totally different.
>>35563944
>i expected gay sex not to be so gay, but it was
How do to get money?
Ask mum for an allowance
suck lots of juicy dicks for cash
>>35563747
You get a job you green pig fucking nigger.
why do i even want a dang gf when girls are so stupid, selfish and mean?
what's the point?
why do i want one so badly?
she'll want me to entertain her and i can't even entertain myself.
cry cry i want to die
>>35563658
Four billion years of evolution.
>>35563735
WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE??????
IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE THEM BUT I WANT THEM TO LOVE ME
IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>35563658
Yeah thats pretty much the reason why i gave up. Actually tried getting one when i was 17 but now im glad im alone. Everything i get home from work im kinda satisfied theres nothing that needs my attention