if you get your act together
>>38442040
>implying I want to share a couch with a bunch of normies
I want to live by myself desu. Just me, a big couch, and a bowl of popcorn. I dont need no stinking QT taking up space and talking during the movie.
>Implying I have friends
>Implying I'm more than NEET with no money to afford a phone
>>38442040
Being dependent on a fucking cellphone to communicate is not the pinnacle of human evolution. Would rather encourage small talk face to face instead being a wired zombie over some overpriced electronic component. Unless you absolutely need it. Throw the phone away.
>tfw you are even socially more inept than some fellow diagnosed autist
I am going to a psychiatry, and fuck, all those diagnosed high functioning autists are actually normies according to my standard and the general consensus of r9k.
They have jobs, they even fucking chat with each other, even though they claim they hate small talk, fucking hypocrites.
Well, many of them also have friends and even had gfs, also a job/career pretty much.
Wtf seriously, it's uncanny that I feel nowhere at home.
These so called HF-autists are really getting on my nerves, the same as normies.
I better shut up my mouth when talking to the psychiatrists there.
If I were to unfold my real me and let everything out, they'd start an Involuntary commitment to put me forever into a looney bin.
FYI, ICD is gonna introduce autism as a spectrum, so more and more people can easily get diagnosed with it.
>>38441925
I'm autistic and a non-functional human being, if that's any consolation.
Just take some benzos man
Or Phenibut
>>38441925
Yeah makes one wonder how fucked one has to be to function even less than them.
WHY did my parents put me here on this planet with a tiny penis
there's absolutely NOTHING i can do about it and every single time i take my pants off women will be disappointed and disgusted
i'm not suicidal but i don't want to live either, i don't know what the fuck i'm feeling. its like it was a joke but it isn't, this is the fucking reality, i will never get to enjoy life because i was born inferior.
>>38441901
What is the size of it?
>>38442295
originally 5.5"
>>38442344
You have no right to complain with that slightly above average dick.
Let's say you aren't autistic/uggoo/ whatever is holding you back from getting a girl. And you get one.
What kind of fashion sense would you want her to have? I feel like what they look like has been over done.
Post fashion outfits, items, hair you hope she would have.
I low-key love this girl. She seems so sweet and kind.
maybe something like this she would look
the crazier she is the better
>MFW I'm so lonely that instead of having sex in my dreams I still just watch porn
I don't even know how I fell this far.
>>38441857
Well I have only had 2 wet dreams in one of them the girl said no and in one of them I sucked my own penis, can't be as bad as me.
I had 2 one was me just waking up cumming while fucking a girl from my hs, and the other one was me fuck some guy and I cummed in his ass. I was sleeping 2 feet away from my friend I woke up moaning he never said anything so I assume he didnt know
>>38441857
holy fucking shit this is gold
oregano oreganillcson
is this guy /ourguy/?
his sister said that he spended 5 years of his life in his social isolation
>>38441833
>5 years alone
then she should have fucked him
her pussy could have saved lives
>>38441833
anyone here has probably spent 5 or more years in social isolation his case isn't at all special or relevant.
What was his motivation, was he trying to start a race war? You can't start a war if you're just one loser with no followers.
Is Japan cool?
>>38441786
>Is Japan cool?
Yes
>>38441970
>Yes
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndd why is it cool? Hmmmm? Evidence?
It can be a nice place to visit, but it's a pretty shitty place if you're average or worse. It's a hyper-capitalist dystopia senpai. I'm looking into teaching English overseas and have talked to a lot of people. Japan is usually last on most people's lists of countries they liked working in.
>>38442069
>>Yes
>Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndd why is it cool? Hmmmm? Evidence?
>It can be a nice place to visit, but it's a pretty shitty place if you're average or worse. It's a hyper-capitalist dystopia senpai. I'm looking into teaching English overseas and have talked to a lot of people. Japan is usually last on most people's lists of countries they liked working in.
Idiot
a tinder match I never messaged, trips decide what I say
>>38441780
sit on my face
originale
"I have genital crabs, just to let you know"
Say nothing, just send her a picture of the tip of your penis
Only the tip
r9k Minecraft server
Haven't seem a thread with a link in a while. Found this one. I don't own it. Join for comfy fun
192.169.44.9:26094
>>38441765
Nice find, anon.
[spoilers] Ignore the fags saying minecraft is gay
>>38442417
Ignore the fact I screwed up spoilers
>>38441765
>spigot 1.11
why are chubsters so smashable?
>>38441695
Is this Jacob? Huh????
>>38441852
Tfw you unironically are looking for someone on 4chan
>>38441695
Jesus, do you got any that learned how to shave like a real woman? For fucks sake, that's disgusting.
who here /cant swim/?
>family's having a pool party
>they've got all the sodas in a cooler outside
>i leave my room to get one from the cooler
>uncles see me and think it'd be funny to pull me into the pool
>i land in the deep end
>start flailing my arms around and jumping up every time my feet hit the ground
>manage to squeeze a word out each time my head pops out of the water
>"i.....can't....swim..."
>uncles pull me out
>everyone looks at me
>i run back inside the house
>>38441688
>born in a seaside town
>never learned how to swim
Feelsbadman
>>38441688
I'm probably the only person in this water surrounded city that doesn't know how to swim. I don't really give a shit though. The few times I ever found myself in pools, someone had knowingly pissed or shit in it. Touching and breathing some stranger's nasty water that I might get some infection off of is not my idea of fun. I can enjoy the beach without being in the water.
Learn to swim dude. So many fun activities you just can't attempt because you'll drown.
>older sister asks me if I've thought of what college I plan on going to after community college
>tell her that I'll just go wherever my friends go (I actually have one friend, known the guy since kindergarten, never really made other friends)
>she tells me I can't just hang around the same friends my whole life
>I shrug
>she tells me I should just get a gf already, as that would give me the motivation to work towards a career
>"just get a gf?"
>she replied, "yeah anon, just get a gf. I don't know why you still haven't ever had one"
>I didn't say anything, didn't know what to say
>she continued, "don't any of your friends have gfs?"
>"...yes"
>"then why don't you get one?"
>I didn't reply, just walked back into my room
I can't tell if she's just trying to make fun of me or genuinely oblivious as to why I don't have a gf. Half of me wants to ask her if she'll help me get a gf, and the other half suspects that she wants me to ask for help just so that she can laugh in my face.
>>38441682
it's really way easier to get a gf than you or most of the faggots, myself included, on this board think.
what's stopping you is literally all in your head. I've met many fat reddit annoying socially awkward motherfuckers with girlfriends.
anyway if it were my sister she'd help me but I'd never do that. if she laughs in your face then she's obviously not being sincere and you can retroactively stop caring about this exchange you've just greentexted
>>38441682
god youre such a baby. If anyone asks you why you don't have a gf, consider that a compliment. They must think youre actually decent enough to get on.
Trust me if youre really undesirable noone would ask they would already know
If she isn't making fun of you, she must be severly retarded
>she tells me I should just get a gf already, as that would give me the motivation to work towards a career
yeah, right
But then again your whole thread seems like a giant troll. She can't be THAT stupid.
Osiris is such a dumbass. Seriously how do you fall for such a retarded trick? Osiris is seriously the biggest cuck. He didn't even lose his virginity until after he died like the fucking loser he is. God I fucking hate Osiris. This is why Anubis is the best Egyptian god of death.
Discuss Egytian gods.
Ra is the one true god just as Akhenaten says
>>38441671
who is medjed though???
why is he such a hottie
white girls are too good for white men.
>>38441477
We know you're all jealous of our women.
Believe me, we understand it.
We think they're the most beautiful and desirable women, too.
But here's the thing, if you mix with them, then you murder that beauty forever.
Future generations won't look like them, they'll look like you, and you know you prefer our people to your own.
>>38441477
Literally how? What have white women ever contributed to the world? They have the worst skin of all women as well. And they can't be thicc. All other races can be thicc but white women just get disgusting they can't handle the weight.
>>38441477
What's so great about black men?
This "physical superiority" shit is absolutely not true. That's the top 1% of black men. The rest are absolutely shit-tier. The black men bell curve is less curvy than the white men bell curve, essentially. Most white men are average, most black men are either shit or great.
Oops sorry Jameel. You won't be fucking me tonight. I'm sucking some master cock
>>38441413
That's okay. I'm a slave nigger who knows his place.
this shouldn't be here but given the antifa shilling I will bump it.
top joj senpai 2bh