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>itt we discuss our prom night
well robots how was your prom night?
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>>38416300
I played Call of Duty and ate pizza, so it was great
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Never went to prom. Don't want to pay money for a shitty night. Just went to theater with the gang.
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>>38416300
I didn't go. Sat at home and played Forza instead.
Take a wojak and customize it to look like you
no normalfags
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>>38416293
You first, OP.
oh wait:^)
i bet you are pajeet too
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>>38416293
OP's a fag and didn't start with a template.
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>>38416683
very cute wojak
Why do you seIf insert as the girl?
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>>38416221
crippling gender dysphoria
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>>38416231
This unfortunately enough
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>>38416221
it's weird that the men in these hentai comics are always anonymous, blurred out or shadowy faces with smelly monstrous dicks, and the girls have the facial expression and the detail. It seems hard to identify with the man in any of them.
It's like they want you to jerk off to the idea of sucking a lot of dicks more than they want you to get off on getting your dick sucked.
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No one has any idea what they're doing and you shouldn't let anyone tell you what to do with your life.
Society is a mental construct, there's nothing saying it has to exist or you stop existing. You're free to do whatever the fuck you feel like, you just have to make sure nobody catches you doing things that could get you locked up or killed. I know you're probably thinking "what an edgy child" but I'm right and you know it. It's time to realize you've been brainwashed from birth into thinking you're part of a hivemind, that you're a cog in a machine and you need to play by the rules or you won't be happy.
Bullshit.
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True, but some hive minds are better than others so just make sure you play for the right team (white countries)
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>>38416217
>everyone is winging it all the time
Really wish I had figured this out earlier
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>>38416262
You can get away with more in 3rd world countries if you're from there though, downside is the police won't save you if anyone catches you in the act of a rape or murder
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Why. Why do women do this.
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What? Post thumbnails? Retard.
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>>38416178
nice thumbnail,
but i can see what you're getting at and the answer is obvious: women want their cake and to eat it too. also they're stupid.
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Because it's hard to stay hot, they only have a limited golden age to stay hot, then get replaced by the next hottest.
They just want more job security desu
Hey /r9k/, OP here
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ROBOTS IN MOVIES THREAD
Hey /r9k/, OP here
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ITT we post NEETs, robots and beta cucks depicted by media
>I start
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>>38416160
This entire movie was basically about a nerd ruining the entire college experience for normies.
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The Hank/Charlie duality in Me, Myself and Irene is the epitome of the Alpha/Beta poles in each man.
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Posting the obvious one
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>tfw I was born in a log cabin that I built myself
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Op how high are you?
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How did you build the cabin b4 being born
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Literal or metaphorical logs?
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Let's say you have a ton of money, what would be the best way to get laid regularly with hot women without paying them
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>without paying them
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Send money to my paypal. Bitches love people who send me money.
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>Buy a huge boat.
>Invite a ton of women to take a trip on your boat.
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tomatopepe
wa la
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Nice OP! Do you have any other food pepes?
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>>38416289
hotdeg
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>>38416289
pepemont
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Amazon delivered a package to my house, but it's a Sunday. It's a package for my boyfriend.
Would it be okay if I open it to check what he ordered?
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>>38416074
Sure, post pics when you open it
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>>38416074
>Would it be okay if I open it to check what he ordered?
no, but you're going to do it anyways.
you're also going to post pics for us, right?
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>>38416074
Post pics on your Facebook and other social media also. Be sure to specify that the package was for your boyfriend in your posts.
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i almost never see one for a long time
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kid who created this must've been a genius.
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>>38416135
Not really. He fucked up and wrote the thymus gland twice. He never drew a thyroid, so he probably failed that test.
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this ones gold
>tfw 19yo 5'6 ugly kv
>tfw I can't be confident or narcissist because im ugly and i will look pathetic
a ugly kid of my school with a weak chin tried to act confident and he was so weird, everybody was making fun of him
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genetic trash belongs to the bottom of social hierachy. you know it.
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>>38416031
How do you look like. Pics?
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>>38416165
yeah, you should be ok if you stop browsing r9k
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Fembots, how could you suck a guys cock knowing it has been in other women's mouth, vagina and possibly even asshole?
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That's why you find a pure virgin boy OP, nobody should want a man slut.
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Doesn't that make it hotter desu
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>>38416028
But, if he was inside a lot of vagoos, it means it belongs to a man of quality.
Females don't care about this things, they prefer it that way.
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Dating Rules
>If you want to get laid
$40.00 Spending Limits
Don't spend more than $40 on a date. More money spent during a date will not necessarily lead to a better chance of sex.
3 Dates Rule
This one can be the hardest to follow, but abide by it. If you're not laid by the third date? Get out.
No Means No
Regardless of the situation, when a woman says NO, stop whatever you are doing or about to do and get out.
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>3 dates
I'm out after the 1st if I don't get sum fuk
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>>38416100
>Dating to get laid
Tip top fucking kek lads
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>>38416100
Dis nigga know what up. OP, you're a complete retard if you think sex is worth going on three whole dates.
Also, no very rarely means no. Unless you're completely autistic, you shouldn't have too much trouble differentiating the various kinds of "no"s.
I see a lot of women wearing these things. What EXACTLY are they trying to accomplish?
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>>38415986
Choker:
+1 aesthetics
+2 charisma
+50% chance for sex
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It means 'choke me daddy I'm a slut'
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idk tqhb man its a fashion trend probly