Serious question here, dudes. Why is it that people (me included) even having the whole fucking internet one click away, with an infinite source of porn, we still lose our shit when someone post five seconds of some random clip, or a picture, or a page of a hentai, or whatever the fuck you are into? Why is it that we need so badly the whole of that random piece of porn? There are full movies out there we just need to go to the nearest site. What the fuck is wrong with our brain anyway?
You weren't thinking of porn and then the image triggered it, as oppose to being in the mood for porn and seeking it.
>try to improve life for the first time, feel confident (probably due to meds)
>asked if onetis is busy last weekend
>She says she's busy and ask why
>Tell her I just wanted to hang out.
>She then says ''Why don't we go next week?''
>Agree, we start to talk about where we should go, but don't decide anything
>She ghosts me. Doesn't talk to me the entire week not even on the marked day
You know, I used to come here and hide all those woman hate thread, thought you were all just a bunch of angry faggots... but now I see the truth. Sorry for being so blind, I'm back where I belong. which is here. I left 2 weeks ago, did I miss anything?
>inb4 normalfag
I tried faggots, didn't last half a month
Welp, today I had my first driving accident and I'm going to pay the fine on Monday. How was your day today, Robots?
>>37784996
ANON NEEDS TO PAY A FINE
GETTIN' READY TO GET IN LINE
I have my final exam in 3 days. I still have 15 lectures/half a course's worth of content to get through but I can't do anything. Ever since I messed up my last exam I'm scared of studying. If I start I stop a few minutes in because it feels painful remembering the last exam and knowing how much I still have left to go through.
I'm constantly distracting myself in order to not feel anything. It's been 2 days without studying at all now when I was studying 4-5h a day before the last exam. I don't know how to fucking start studying and keep at it again. I know the steps I have to take but when I do I just stop and go back to distracting myself. Help
Probably terrible advice since it took me down kind of a dark path for a while, but a couple of drinks might help relax you enough to ignore the anxiety.
I only finished my phd thesis by abusing alcohol and pain pills, since sober I found it difficult to work on for reasons similar to what you described.
hmmm sounds like me. But then I failed out of university really quick. Good luck though. Maybe you should have a coffee, remove as many distractions as you can, and then push through. And get off 4chan ffs
I'm pretty much exactly like OP, and I'm wondering if any anons here were like that previously, but overcame it? And if so, could you tell me how you did it? It feels like I'll never stop being a lazy piece of shit, so it would be comforting if somebody could tell me its possible to overcome this
>tfw so alone that you're thinking about going to church events just so you have someone real to talk to
and then you go but you re too shy to really strike up conversations.
it's a waste of time anyways, people at church are mostly dicks now, unless you find a cult'ish sort of church.
The only thing i have yet to try is joining a cult, i think it would be a good way to meet people. But then you cant leave and stuff, also the probably wouldnt like my Vidya
>>37784880
You should go to this anti-religion cults they're more friendly and open, some of them are desperate for memebers so they accept you no matter what.
ITT: Sexy teachers
Post any teachers you have pics of that you find attractive ad think are 6 or above. This is my maths teacher and she has the juiciest ass, I want to shove my throbing cock in her but only have this pic. Im gonna post my English teacher too
>>37784779
>>>/b/
this kind of borderline rapey perversion thread fits right in over there, you fucking degenerate
>>37784779
She is quite the fatty but her boobs and lips are so fucking nice every classmate wants her to blow us, also she quite cute ngl
OREEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEREEEEROREEEEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEEEEeeeeeee
>wear shirt
>well here's my left nipple and over there is my right nipple we're going to hang out all day and be in everyone's face
>see old guy with moobs wearing the same shirt
>nipples nowhere in sight
>>37784752
Idk what the fuck you're saying to me but I like it
no, it's ok, i just have to tweak them and pinch them and they shrink down to reasonable, non-estrogenated homofag size. i'm gonna go do normal heterosexual man things now.
AAAAHHHHHHH!!! ELMO ON FIRE!!!! ELMO ON FIRE!!!! AHHHHHH, SOMEBODY HELP!!!! ELMO ON FIRE!!!! ELMO ON FIRE!!!!
>>37784717
OREEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEEEEeeeeeee
Someone give me the courage to text an escort.
>>37784668
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT starts playing
>Develops urge to shuffle
>And with it, the courage
>>37784668
do it you mega queer
>>37784668
How did you even get an escort's number?
I think my absolute favorite part of the entire Chrischan saga was when some guy pretended to be Kaycey's (some roastie troll catfishing Chris) father. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call
>Their conversation is illuminating. This is probably the most blunt assessment of himself and his place in the world that Chris has ever directly received: Matt berates Chris for his laziness, egotism, lack of empathy, inability to grow up, unhealthy lifestyle, obesity, and general failure at life. To this day, Chris has never taken any of Matt and Kacey's advice to heart; throughout the call he retorts by saying that he leads a hard life, which includes such laborious tasks as doing menial chores, mowing the lawn, and cleaning the house.
It's actually saddening that Chris' mother and father never had this type of discussion with him, it was just some random troll. https://youtu.be/Jhp5WyvPWNI
>that fucking snowglobe
ever time
>>37785140
>atkins essentials
>any form of controlled diet
>in the chan household
bwahahaha
>Mommy is starting to grow old
Literally the only reason i reason i haven't yet killed myself is because i don't want mommy to experience the anguish it would cause her.
Once she's gone i'll have no reason to continue living.
>>37784616
Have you been an extra special good boy? Will you be receiving any sort of inheritance?
When did you realize women have a completely different scale for rating attractiveness than men?
For example, if a man says you're 5/10, a woman will rate you a 3/10.
They're just into different shit. Not a lot of women are into bara shit or femboys or guys that look like Nazis.
>he LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY wore shorts in winter because he thought it made him look tough
>he doesn't know winter is the time to do outdoor cardio
>he doesn't know the sweet sensation of a biting cold breeze after hard exertion
Or because I have less than 10 pairs of pants/shorts total and don't give a fuck
>>37784526
Hey friendo, one already exists:
>>37784503
YO, I'M RUNNIN' THROUGH THESE HOES LIKE DRAINO
I GOT THAT DEVILISH FLOW ROCK AND ROLL NO HALO
WE PARTY ROCK, YEAH THAT'S THE CREW THAT I'M REPPIN'
ON THE RISE TO THE TOP NO LEAD IN OUR ZEPPELIN, HEY
>>37784515
wow ur so cool XD
Just how many psyops can be run on r9k at once? From musky cock sniffing threads to traps and now the party psy op has begun
>not getting any attention
>threaten to kill myself
>everybody gives me attention
Normalshits are retarded