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Why do feminists whine about being catcalled? First of all, it means they're at least average looking and should revel in it before they get old and ugly. I'm a woman and recognize this.
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>>36363336
Being a woman, you should know it's a tendency of women to whine about anything they can.
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>>36363336
Probably because they've read so much horseshit on tumblr that they're brainwashed at this point
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>ugly women aren't being catcalled
>ugly women are jealous
>ugly women convince pretty women that catcalling is evil
Pretty much this.
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>founder of snapchat
Is he a robot?
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He's a beta virgin cuck, so probably.
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>>36363314
He looks pretty chad to me plus his fiance is a victoria secret model
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>>36363314
How so?
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mfw I think about going steady with you fembot
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Listen I know I'm not the coolest guy and sometimes my jokes make you groan but I think I we'll enjoy our time together fembot.....
I would like to be able to send you flowers with a stupid love note I wrote that makes you blush
I would like to hug you as we watch something boring on Netflix and low-key enjoy how nice you smell.
I would like to hear your voice of approval when I cook you something delicious and then tease you that I'm a better cook than you.
I would like to hold your hand in public and enjoy how qt you look when I lightly squeeze your hand
I would like to see you try to coax my cat into letting you hold him. I'd apologize profusely if he scratches your arm
I would like to nod intently when you vent about how your friends are being total bitches.
I would like to cuddle in bed with you then suddenly nibble on your ear and watch as you shout that I stop because we're just sleeping tonight.
I would like to see how red your face gets when I tell you that you're the cutest girl in the world.
There are so many things I would like to do with you. I know this is weird but.... I would really like to go out with you....
Fembot, please be my gf.
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You sound like a massive faggot and you'll never get a girl with that attitude.
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>>36363287
Sorry I don't do the whole "hurr durr roastie bitch needs to choke on muh dick" song and dance
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i'm not sure if this is pasta, but even if it is someone had to take the time to sit down and write this.
jesus christ
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>only chance at life
>born with hairy hands
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>born without hands
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>>36363196
why not just shave it anon?
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My entire fucking body is covered in really thick hair, I turn into a gorilla if I don't get rid of it. I'm probably the closest living relative to neanderthals.
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>you'll never be a qt pet slave
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>>36363186
>you missed on the normalization of trans people
>you missed on high school trap gf slut deepthroating your dick in a cute way
>by the time having sex with traps will be considered "okay" you will be in your 50s, and at that point in will be weird regardless
Ahahah whatever, I don't care.
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>>36363186
>my name's futaba
Fucking normies stealing our original 4chan ideas once again.
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>>36363186
Where'd you find the English version of this? I can only find it in nip and chinese
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What do you do with all your free time?
I make bombs (not the big amonium nitrate, diesel and fertiliser kind)
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polish katanas desu
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I enjoy counting
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anime, videogames and masturbating
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Is this board actually full of normies or are they robots shitposting?
What was /r9k/ like before normies? Is /r9k/ better now or before?
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is this a robot thread or a normie thread? I don't get it
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Fuck the normies. I want this to be robot only. The mods should ban females and dudes with gfs. Fuc them.
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>>36363187
It's a robot thread. I'm really autistic and bad at communication
Who here's whos a NEET and life failure had parents who were one or more:
1) Helicopter parents.
2) Overprotective.
3) Gave you (as a child) no responsibilities, no things to do on your own to build confidence.
4) Sheltered and restricted. I wasn't allowed to go over to peoples houses or spend the night, do after school activities, watch tv, or browse the internet till I was 18+.
I could go on but I want to see who can relate to these basic bulletin points. Because I think the way I was raised with this method really fucked me up and turned me into a NEET with phobias of everything.
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>>36363120
Shameless self bump. Just curious if anyone can relate.
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>>36363120
OP still here. Can really no one relate? I thought there would be more...
My parents, mom particularly, didn't want me watching/reading/playing anything harry potter or pokemon, apparently because they were demonically influenced.
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I can relate to #3 but #4 just seems like insanity, what did you even do with your free time as a kid?
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My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that.
Looks like my family's had enough of me too. Help
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>>36363060
nice pasta
origigigigiggigigiigigigiggiigigigigigiginal
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why is this a pasta? I don't get it. it's not funny or interesting or noteworthy in any way.
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>>36363092
Maybe its because youre a normie because you dont see being sent to another country as a big deal
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>tfw just ate atleast half a kilo but still painfully hungry
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tfw only eat one meal a day
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>>36363116
Teach me your secrets master
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it'll take at least half an hour before your body begins to recognise any nutrients you ingested
and if you ate a bunch of junk, you're gonna be listless and tired and not get any energy from whatever it was
and it won't have helped if you waited for ages before eating, because your metabolism will be all slowed down and not ready for a huge dump of carbs and fats
course if you eat some fruit now, you'll be painfully bloated - but you might actually prefer that to the feeling of being starved
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XXXVI
1. Use a name. In the namefield.
2. Share your problems, ask questions.
3. Be listened to, cared for, and maybe even get some answers and more.
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a. we're looking for online psychological tests that are worth something; if you can recommend some, go ahead.
b. we're also looking for artistic anons who can make OC for the thread.You'll be paid in happy Pepe's.
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Hey Nick, where do you live?
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>>36362998
Switzerland, you?
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>>36363001
America. I thought that you probably lived in Europe. You start this thread early everyday from where I live.
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explain to me why the fuck is everyone using discord, i hate it, i dont use it, but why the fuck is everyone using it but me and then i just feel like the hugest faggot for not liking the new and cool stuff
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>>36362902
Because they are normies desu
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i am also too old to be here
>dumb new apps
>dumb new slang
>unironic reddit posting
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>>36362902
One of my childhood friends called me "a fucking retarded idiot" for sticking to skype and not using discord. I dont play online games and I only use Skype to talk to my irl friends, family, and girlfriend. I dont talk to that autist anymore
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any robots got any deep web horror stories? i keep trying to find stuff but all i find are cocaine vendors lol
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>be me
>go on deep web
>find very spooky stuff
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>>36362871
Somebody screencap this, this is amazing
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About five years ago I found a site called "Cafe at the end of the internet"
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where would she be if not rich?
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>>36362843
She's pretty much a fembot if not for the fame and ""looks"".
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>>36362843
>Dirty feet
>Unkept feet
>Callused feet
>Non recycled paper bag
Just no, eww, why post this.
>OP has no class
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>>36362874
>implying it wasnt on purpose
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hey /r9k/, I need to ask something
do the things said in that image apply to you? if yes, how closely? Because honestly, I often feel like typical /r9k/ user. Intelligent, but no real drive for anything, spending most of my time online, virgin... and in the past many of the images of that type felt really close to home for me, but not this one. It feels like it was made to affect me, but it doesn't.
I don't believe I'm a good person, I fully accept myself. I actually have much more friends as an adult than as a child, I don't wait for anybody to 'save' me. I feel like I have some positive traits, or at least I pretend to have infront of others, in my eyes that counts too. I don't have many hobbies, but I love writting and coming up with stories, I have lots of passion for this. I don't feel like people are too good for me, usually it's the opposite. The only thing I feel truly inferior about are my looks, I'm fat as fuck and don't really care for hygiene, but other than that, I feel like I can do lots of tasks and offer valuable input. And I don't actually want a change in my life. Right now I'm finishing the University and after that, all is left is to go to work. But right now I have plenty of time and I'm free to do anything. And I love this time, I call it my 'Heavenly Days' and what I fear the most, is that my heavenly days will come to an end, soon.
So yeah, this apple falls really far from the tree and I'm wondering why. Is it just a poor image that doesn't resonate with anyone but the author? Or am I just the 'weird' one and it resonates with you guys fairly well? Please, share your thoughts about the matter with me.
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>>36362724
The image describes me somewhat, I do have basic skills but my social anxiety holds me back from making friends.
When I do try to improve I start to think that everything is pointless and i'm tired of following daily routines. I want to end it but I'm too scared that I will fail and will have ti live the rest of my live like a handicapped moron
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>>36362724
I feel the same as you do, OP. Only thing different is that I don't really have any friends. I have acquaintances because I tend to put on a normie mask when I go outside, but that's about it.
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Yea pretty much honestly. Maybe a couple of minor things like I haven't completely thrown my life away yet but overall fairly accurate