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I wouldn't know, but you might be on to something here...

>>36972054
Just wondering because I fucked like a 4 (maybe a 5 on a good day) last week and took her to the bars with me a couple times. I don't want to ruin my chances with the hot girls at the bars though

She was big, like 5'7" 175 with a like 5ish face

bump oreganal

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I fear it may turn out to look like this instead of being big round and soft :o

>>36972020
Your butt will only look like that if you have a very low body fat content. You can get moderately lean and still have a nice ass that doesn't look ready to open a jar at a moment's notice.

>>36972100
Thanks senpai, any advice for good butt exercises?

/v/ did with "feels good man"

think /r9k/ started smug pepe

When pepe can now feel the sweet release of death, lucky bastard.

>>36971964

/pol/ steals our memes

now they are taking our normie

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5'10" Here

>B-but it's average...

>>36972033
That's what the government tells the people so they won't all kill themselves

5'7" manlet here ;_;

Needless to say, I'm becoming a trap.

>>36971867
No. If I did it would probably be to the effect that there was nothing anyone could've done.

>>36971961
Or maybe I would leave the manuscript for a novel or something.

Would you not blame anyone?

>>36971835
Me neither, but we'll always have r9k.

Maybe it's because you're such a faggot

I wonder the fuck why

With disgust for plebs

For a split second I always wonder if falcon punch would work.

>>36971627
>Not a virgin, gross

>>36971564
>if you're dating a guy who makes $20k/year doing menial work and has no desire to do anything else, maybe that's a legitimate reason.


Why do you have prejudice against poor people?

The median individual income in the US is $30,000. Literall half of the population makes less that $30,000.

SCREW YOU!

>>36971564
>But demanding it from your partner is bullshit

No, it isn't, not if you want to build a better life for yourself and your partner and your children. If someone isn't at least as ambitious as you are then it's very likely you aren't compatible.

My question is, why do you feel you get to decide what's bullshit and what's not? Why do you feel you get to decide who people should be with? Why do you think it's unfair for a person to decide not to be with someone because their expectations aren't met in a certain area? Why is that so hard for you people, other than the fact that you personally cannot meet these expectations?

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>>36971564
>i left him because he dared to suggest that we get separate checking accounts

this is exactly why my ex left me
>inb4 ree normie get out

The objective answer is hell yes

>>36971550
Shamelessly self bumping this thread, r9k needs answers.

Them and the orbiters, just start mass banning everyone that posts in a "fembot" or discord thread

>tfw you'll never have a gf(male) to make pregnant and cuddle with
Life is suffering

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>>36971515
I love this doujin anon!
>you will never be the smaller boy and give your cute boyfriend a secret handjob

>>36971515
Can I originally get a source please?

>>36971513
>wagieholocaustwhen.png
I got all the time in the world

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>>36971513
I know the rule my man.

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>>36971513
who here double haircuts today?

>>36971505
do it after, if you do it before there's a chance you'll smell like dry cum

probably not, prepare yourself before you go in

>>36971505
no. jerk off after but only if you do good.
also take some kind of stimulant like caffeine beforehand to keep you at the top of your game (unless these things make you shit then dont).
be prepared for bullshit questions like what is your life like and stuff like that to

>>36971467
>"you're always so calm"

I've had this too but I'm not, I'm a complete mess but I'm too socially inept to show my emotions in a socially acceptable way so I just keep quiet.

>>36971467
>"you're handsome"
>"you're beautiful"
>"you're cute"
>"you're god"
>"you're so sexy"
>"you're making me wet"
>"you're my best fuck"
>"you sucks"
>"you are nothing but shit"
>"you're not a man and will never be"
>"you're pitiful"
>"you're gross"
>"you're my lover"
>"you're like a big brother to me"
>"you should kill yourself"
>"you have no value besides sex"
>"you fuck like a beginner"
>"you have a small dick and too much hair"
>"you're aging like good wine"
>"you look old now"
>"you're so weird"
>"you're so mysterious"
>"you look like a creepy stalker"
>"you have nothing to say"
>"you're so smart"
>"you're so dumb"
>"you're uninteresting"
>"you're a faggot"

>>36971467
They haven't, I don't talk to any women.
:(

Scream like a bitch and fling it off

once a month i wake up and jump out of my bed thinking that this is happening to me

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Hope it has venom and kills me.

Or, more realistically;
>feel spider
>panic
>flail arm to get it off me
>get up, run to another room and close the door
>call someone to get rid of it for me.

Lucky for me, no big insects live in my country, but I'm still scared of them, even if they're small.

>tfw ISFJ
>tfw I can't stop caring about people's well being
>tfw even when people are nasty and mean I want their approval
>I just want everyone to be happy and the world is cruel.
>part of me wants to die so I don't accidentally hurt someone
>but I know that my death would hurt a lot of people too.

>>36971576
>tfw INTP
>tfw I can't begin to care about people's well being
>tfw even when people are kind and friendly I don't care about their approval
>I just want others to fuck off and the world doesn't care
>part of me wants to hurt others
>that'd get me in serious shit though

I am INTP

I am the Void