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i can be your friend anon, you dont have to force me

>>37732896

Find similar hobby and talk about that???

>>37732896
Put them in a life-threatening situation and save them.

>>37732716
>how do I escalate from ambiguously hanging out at the park, to banging at her place
It's purely amazing someone wants to meet any of you stinking, vomiting-causing filth bags. I hope you get AIDS from her and die slowly and painfully, as a punishment for only wanting to fuck women, instead of loving them. And if you won't, I'll see another way to slowly and painfully end your life, as well as the lives of all filth of your kind.

I like the dog you posted tho.

>>37734026
Well I think she only wants sex. I mean I really hope so. She's going back to France where she lives in 2 weeks anyway

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>>37732716
gradually escalate physical contact until you're touching her ass and kissing her, things like that.

disclaimer: if you aren't attractive you will probably get brutally rejected at best and charged with sexual assault at worst so make sure you're at least 8/10 before attempting these maneuvers

I stayed away because I didn't think I could make things better. I hope you didn't see it another way. It hurt me to do it.

I'm sure you were confused many times. I wish I could tell you what it was, what happened, what was going on, but you didn't seem like someone who would be understanding or even sincere. I guess untrustworthy?

L

i was hoping/wondering if you want to talk again. if you do, you know where to reach me. i'm sorry for being such a sperg.

W.A.

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Maybe something along the lines of this.

how good that dick is

>>37732674
that's not the alpha cock

>>37732628
spend more time with your friends.
it's not like your parents will worry that you're off shooting dope

The only solution is to transcend beyond the expectations of others

i.e. ignore them

>>37732628

that's a nifty picture.

>>37732516
Nibba link op deliver

>>37732516
i dont understand how to work FL....

>>37733756
What's it like being a brainlet?

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I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some r-responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this w-wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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>tfw she wouldnt get further than half of the first post
>tfw i cant imagine someone having a genuine crush on me
>tfw i would help her dress the moment she puts her honkers in my face
>tfw id start calling her names

>tfw i will just manipulate and ruin every chance i get because im just too far off

>>37732510
>>37732538
nice copy pasta stupid

>someone put a marker down in my shitty little hometown
>invalid email address, nothing else to contact by

Fuck you

>contact fembot that's been on the map for days
>I'm the first to contact her
lmao, you're all bunch of pussies

>>37732708
you can have her normalfag, I'm sure I'll find a nice robot who will be a better friend than some roastie would ever be. r-right?

>>37732407
Lol u suck dude

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>use group photo from time I met band
>asked which is me
>middle one
>calls me shorty and never messages me again

inb4 you just gotta keep trying
don't be yourself

>go to bed
>wide awake
fuckin showed them

>>37732221
>Someone asks on r9k for fitness advice
>Carefully convince them therebis nothing they can do and its just genetics

>sign says no littering
>throw garbage on the ground anyway

DEVILISH
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>>37732132
you are more brainwashed than you think you are.

yes but you need to be a lot more subtle and slowly build up to the big red pills

>>37732132
Yeah it's not going to work stormfag. Your entire /pol/tardery is based on white people being assholes to the rest of the world and being proud of it.
The only people you can redpill are assholes.

>>37732057
Is there really no one interested?

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>>37732057
I would, but...
>Live in a country with barely any Robots.
>Writing is hard to read and really bad, no one but me can read it.
>Can't afford sending mail across countries n such.

>>37732717
Where do you live? Also, economic letters are cheapest ones, literally the price of bottled water. Can you write in caps lock? Wtf. No idea how to name that. Ohh, capitalized!

Plus, the point is to exchange letters with robots across the world, not in same country only!

>>37732019
I have
>autism
>schizoid personality disorder
>torretic ocd
>depression
>anxiety
Do you think any of them will be cured or will we still suffer from these so the therapy Jews can get our neetbux?

the meme ones like depression, bipolar, OCD, autism

schizophrenia is too disabling for anyone to care about it, schizophrenics are just a burden, nobody cares about you if you're a burden, while someone with an otherwise normal life can identify as one of the vague meme ones and create a pity party / attract that kind of girl who likes to "fix bad boys"

Not sure about the other ones, but I don't think there's ever gonna be a magical switch that's gonna make anxiety and depression go away instantly.

>>37732017
Fuck you you stupid piece of shit its not 1999 anymore

>>37732058
You stupid fuck, some movies are always actual. No matter if it's 1999, 2017 or fucking 2277 Kys.

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best film ever
orgnilty

>>37731978
Dude holy fuck. Do you take pride in being a complete fag?

>>37732006
I actually am homosexual no need to throw around the f-word. But to answer your question I made my motives clear without being confrontational. Something wrong with that?

>>37732037
You do know what site you're on right? I'm gonna say whatever the fuck I want. Why the fuck are you such an unconfrontational beta fag? At least try to say somethting