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>tfw glorious head of hair when others are going bald

I suppose it a sign of low test. But whatever.

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>>36764643
Do you look like Link?

>>36764643
Nah, I'm low test and balding; gonna look like Aang in a year. It's just an unlucky lottery.

>still wonders if it's considered normal that mum would dig through your trash from childhood to HS

>>36764751
not normal
you're twisted

>>36764751
probably didn't want you throwing away valuables or sneaking food without paying the appropriate GBP

if he's on his way to being another Elliot "virgin" Rodger do everyone a favor and put a bullet in his head

do you have a picture of him? maybe i can date him instead uwu

How do you know he's gay for you?

>>36764576
Well 4 years old is lynching territory. But I think that if you're old enough to bleed youre old enough to breed

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we put far too much faith in the reasoning of the regular person
the regular person is a fucking idiot. an absolute, one hundred percent piss pot. the type of idiot who leaps to the first thing their stupid emotion driven brain tells them is right. there's no reasoning, no logical thinking, just a lynch mob mentality whenever they see something they dont quite approve of, and they always manage to blow it the everliving fuck out of proportion
guy parked in a disabled carpark? we should evoke his rights to drive for the rest of his life, and break his TV.
fuck people and their stupid fucking opinions, the internet was a massive fucking mistake

>>36764617

pretty much this.
the taboo should be removed for developed young girls but actual children shit should be execution level.
Though a proper quiet execution after proven guilty in a kangaroo court of lawl.

>tfw mum practically begs you to cry just once for your dead dad

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>>36764618
how did we end up like this

How many family deaths have you had? I've had:
>both grandfathers
>a grandma
>sister
>brother
>childhood best friend

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>I believe that I have won the greatest lottery of all time. I live in America.
lmao

>>36764570
Like half of that is just corporate bullshit telling you to enjoy doing shit work for shit pay because we've entered the capitalist end-game economic hellscape.

There are some useful tidbits in there, but they need a thorough washing to remove the wageslave propaganda.

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still /our guy/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDBM8lwVmQo

>>36764512
Maybe put your skill points into English next time

fuck you op, I studyed so much and know my stuff decent but now I my mental illness is now to much so I'm unfit to work, I'd fucking kill to be in your shoes

He's pushing you to BEE your best. Make sure you have a good and personable attitude. There's more than one way to make the staff like you.

Waifus are the best medicine

>>36764499
how do you tell another human being such embarrassing things about yourself

i can't image telling somebody you have a fucking bodypillow

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>>36764499
im seriously considering getting a body pillow for this exact reason
i need to atleast feel like im cuddling with somebody to be comfortable in bed

>>36764495
You ever want to kill yourself, but then don't do it because you have family who would be terribly sad and disappointed?

It's kind of like that, but more so. You no longer get to moan about 'why do I bother working this shitty job?' You just think about those people waiting for you at home. And you'll do anything it takes for them. And you can take real pride in their accomplishments, no matter how small.

And you miss them terribly whenever you are away.

>>36764564
Bleugh fuck that

>>36764564
it's nice seeing stuff like this on r9k. Too bad I'll never experience it

>some cheeky comment like, "feel free to invite yourself ;)"
>let her get drunk
>see what happens when she's loose
>proceed from there

>>36764491
just tell her that you're just getting a beer by yourself because it's your day off then ask her if she wants to get a drink with you next time you both have time off

if your too retarded to actually hang out with somebody you don't actually have to because you never made a solid plan, and if you aren't, you got yourself either a date or a coworker that's your friend

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"c'mon over roastie, let's get toastie"

>>36764483
nah. one was a sociopath and the other a depressive. rodger was the robot

>>36764483
If anything they were failed normies

>get bullied in school
>columbine happens
>bullies friends now pull them back saying things like "dude what if he comes after us?"
>teachers now take bullies aside and mutter things like "our school wont be next"
>never bullied again

eric and dylan are heroes and saved many more lives from bully inflicted suicide than they took

ask someone who has an >impairments to get them for you, work something out with them. or buy shady stuff from unknown people who may be selling sugar pills or rebranded medications

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Just buy meth, it's the same shit bruh

>>36764593
No, it's not. Adderall is amphetamine.

>>36764450
inb4 poopoopeepee ones

Expect them OP, saving a tab for this thread.

>>36764450
wtf why is fem wojak getting hotter and hotter?

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>>36764450
Murdoch Chan superior waifu.

>>36764428
>Does anyone else deeply resent their parents for giving birth to them?

Story of my life. My mom is such a selfish bitch that she brought 8 poor souls into this shit world.

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>>36764479
>tfw 9 family household

I swear, the only normal one is my oldefr sister and she's a whore that got knocked up

the rest of us are sub normie, with me being a kv

>>36764428
My parents really shouldn't have had any kids. My drunk father messed with me and my brother's head so hard, that we're both mentally unstable and prone to panic attacks.

Ban evasion is stupidly easy.

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Phonefag reporting in

If you use a PC your just an oldfag who needs to get with the times.

>>36764393
If your on the phone just lurk. Stop posting. Its faggots that feel the need to make posts and comments of everything that are ruining this website. Stop it.