What kind of willies do girls like?
>>37680143
the way the foreskin goes back a fourth is so satisfying. mine doesn't do that, it stays back even when I'm 100% soft because it's too small
>>37680245
more like a threeskin hehe
>>37680143
large girth, length doesn't matter unless it's a micro. Also don't care about whether it's circumcised or not. Fat dicks are insanely hot to me
>blocked my ex on facebook 5 months ago when we broke up, so it would be easier for me to move along
>some days ago decided to unblocker her, just to check her profile every now and then
>wasn't expecting any reaction from her, thought she forgot me long ago and never bothered to check if I unblocked her
>couple days later she blocked me again
Fucking bitch
>using kikebook
Fuck off and never come back
People like you should be banned on sight. Leave and never come back.
>>37680132
>Ex
>Normiebook
Get the fuck out. PERMABAN 4 NORMIES WHEN?
Buna dimeaneate, wagie. I'm sure you'd like to spend a few more minutes tossing and turning in that comfy, comfy bed, but you wouldn't want to get stuck knee-deep in that bothersome morning traffic, would you?
It isn't easy being NEET, having to decide what I'm going to do with all this free time I have on my hands. Perhaps I shall brush up on my Romanian after I've gone for a jog, taken my morning coffee, and indulged in reruns of all the best police procedurals from yesteryear.
Scuzati-ma, I'm cycling through my favorite podcasts, and I wouldn't want to miss them. I'd invite you to join me, but you wouldn't want to disappoint dear old Mr. Shekelstein, would you?
>>37680116
The wagies are still asleep you idiot
Oh?
But it's never too early to make sure that our friends wake up and get to work on time before Mr. Shekelstein has a fit. Those premium rewards cards won't sell themselves, after all.
You know what they say: Another day, another dollar. Right, wagies?
>>37680116
du-te ma la munca si lasa internetu
women: its because of men and the patriarchy that women feel pressure to change their apperance but WE ALSO DRESS LIKE SLUTS BECAUSE WE WANT TO, ITS NOT FOR MEN but yeah, unrealistic beauty standards are dangerous
also women: 80% of consumers in america, notorious for using instagram and other apps that allow for editing, copycats/sheep until they realize that they'll never look like the basic bitches that use filters, makeup and plastic surgery to look good
I don't understand?
>>37680061
>WE ALSO DRESS LIKE SLUTS BECAUSE WE WANT TO
keep telling yourself that,goy
>WE ALSO DRESS LIKE SLUTS BECAUSE WE WANT TO, ITS NOT FOR MEN
Not for common men but for Chad
>>37680061
>I don't understand?
Basically it's Jews
there is a dead mouse behind my fridge
I was smelling his decaying corpse for several days
I hate life
someone please kill me
>>37679907
Why didn't you just pull the fridge forward and pick it up with a bag or a dustpan or something and throw it out? You DON'T have it hard, you're just dumb.
>>37679929
How dare you insist I move I am not lower class scum
>>37679929
I called the cleaning company to do that for me
I am leaving my keys to them and getting the fuck out as soon as possible
the amount of disgust I felt when I found out can not be compared with anything in this world
I am disconnecting my home internet.
It has ruined my life due to addiction.
I will only use coffee shop wifi for essentials and research.
Porn, imageboards and satanic media curses will be broken.
Wish me courage.
>>37679890
Hope you've got some plans for how in the hell you're going to spend all that free time.
>>37679951
fasting praying and reading the bible.
I'm coming with you let's do this. Excellent idea
> tfw no 2nd gf for a nice poly relationship
> will never see her hang out with my gf
> will never cuddle them both
id kinda like to talk with a couple actually. not sure about relationship. what are you interested in and are you okay with a self hating ugo femanon?
Where my r9k gone
Oh where my r9k gone
Oh merciful god
A loser like me
Whose house of losers
Is full of normies
I know this is some messed up bait thread but the off chance that its true and some fuck with a gf can just attract another girl like tht while I never had any interactions with a girl made me scream
>finished boning my gf
>went hard at her doggystyle, so we're both tired
>I suggest we eat something to sate our hunger
>she doesn't say anything, but excitedly follows me to the kitchen
>I whip out some apples and peanut butter
>awwyiss, got the creamy stuff
>give her some and she wolfs it down
>gives me an idea
>slather some peanut butter on my dick
>she looks at it with puppy-dog eyes
>go forth, my child
>starts licking with her cool tongue
>here we go again
>at full mast
>I stand and mount that bitch
>she turns and barks as I enter her
>mrw when I got some sweet snacks and great sex
Who says I'm not boyfriend material?
>>37679797
Nobody cares, normie. get out
>>37679815
You are absolutely retarded, aren't you?
>>37679797
That's pretty hot OP.
What does your bitch look like?
Why don't you just go to law school? All you 4chan warriors pride yourselves on analyzing and making judgments. Law school is only 3 years. No classes required to take the LSAT. Why don't you? ;) If /pol/ is so smart, why aren't they all at Harvard Law? hmm.png
>>37679787
>Super competitive
>Shit load of work
>Not very interesting
>Shitty job prospects
>Fucking expensive
>~100% isn't smart enough for it
wrong board newfag
organ
>>37679813
Why would the job prospects be shitty if you get into a top tier school? Assuming you get into the top 15, aren't you set for life?
Or is 4chan only capable of cc? People say law is dead but what if you get into a good school like an Ivy? :)
Why haven't you spermed inside a woman's vagina yet?
I lose all interest after I jack off
>>37679747
Because:
>I'm quite unattractive
>I'm not very personable
>I'm personality isn't great
>Muh """autism"""
>Muh depression
Because I jack off to much that I can't ejaculate from any kind of sex, only from my right hand
Feels bad man
>how long have you been one
>did it ruin you or liberate you
>how often do you think about suicide
>hows life going in general
>been one for 2 years now
>ruined me when it comes to motivation liberated me in terms of giving a fuck about anything serious
>think about killing myself daily but I doubt I'll do it aby time soon
>life's looking ok rn I've some how manged to get into nursing school. Though a could see my lack of motivation being a big problem in the future it got in my way when I was doing my prereqs.
>>37679736
nihilism is the cuck philosophy
>>37679742
How so? Ac orgins
cool band, don't think they're still together tho
>been ordering various drugs from the darknet markets
>they never fucking arrive
>use various different vendors and order shit as simple to ship as LSD
>they never arrive
>turns out my parents have been intercepting the parcels
>they are kicking me out of the house for this
Seriously what the fuck is this? Opening other peoples parcels is an invasion of privacy and a serious crime, does anyone know if I have any legal recourse in a case like this?
>>37679633
Good parents. Degenerates like you belong on the street
Nigga your evidence is drugs. That you ordered. Have fun going to the police!
>>37679633
Dumbass, you should have better made damn sure that they weren't going to be intercepted like that. And I'm willing to bet that the courts wouldn't be with you in this case, especially since you ordered drugs from the goddamned darknet. Consider yourself lucky they're just kicking you out.
Normies leave now and get the fuck off of this board I'm sick of hearing about you're sex lives you don't belong here this is a beta male board not a normie board get out leave and never come back rrrreeee.
You seem to be mistaken. This is 4chan, not wizchan.
>>37679623
lol im fucked yore mom :DDDDD
>>37679628
Lurk moar newfag normie that's all I will say.
This is your daily reminder that "women love tall guys and will fuck any guy over 6"' is a just meme. If you don't have a good looking face or body, interesting personality, money etc than being tall won't help for shit.
t. 6'4 KHV.
>>37679460
>play life on easy mode
>still lose
>>37679505
>still not knowing that tall men are more likely to be virgins
>>37679460
most of the things you listed can actually be honed and improved
however, manlets will always be manlets, and women despise manlets more and more with each passing day.
Fembots don't exist, guys. It's a meme, don't trust anyone who claims to be a fembot on this board. They are either a homosexual trap or an attention whore roastie who wants to be validated by other men. This is a big fucking meme, don't catch feelings for no woman or you will end up brokenhearted like everytime. There's no escape for us, robots.
Normie and roasties get the fuck off my thread.
>>37679441
We both know it's not true
>>37679441
Are you seriously implying that there aren't socially inept women who are ugly as sin on this board? There are more than you think.
>>37679452
What is not true exactly?