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No one wants a shitskin.

>>39359276
he's half asian at best

>>39359276
he's a lightskinned asian

>>39359214
I have been buying some tapes too. Sometimes, I'll buy blank tapes to record my own music on them. The sound quality on these tapes isn't terrible at all provided you have a decent player to play them with. It's definitely cheaper than vinyl too.

Bottlecaps, my rooommate and I are making a united states map out of them.

>>39359214
I like to collect ammo and bullet casings, it's fun and looks nice desu

I consider suicide daily

By consistently making an effort to change the way I view life, bit by bit.

>>39359174
I'm not implying that the way we think is incorrect

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"UGHHH yes Hannah I love jerking my tiny white penis to your massive silicone filled jugs, god I'm blasting all my genetic material all over my ipad where it will dry up and die but its so worth it just to cum to your insane hotness!!!"

>>39359072
Sauce please.

Asking for scientific purposes

>>39359072
Nope sorry, i got your meth pipe, you littleshit, get on your knees

Just kill yourself manually instead of traumatizing some poor copper

Florida police fatally shoot woman threatening suicide
Published August 26, 2017, Associated Press

It works!

>>39358991
call the cops and say you're going to murder a bunch of people then point a water gun at them and they'll do the rest

efuckt iz bretty gud :DDD

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>>39358943
I am here to show you pic related address.

>>39359483
efukt is fucking gold. I like the cringiest porn scenes ever compilation, especially the knife fight one

do you not wank off?

>>39358974
Oh I'm the master of wanking off. I even have a meiki sleeve and plush sex doll. Doesn't help (not that I want it to help, this feeling kinda rocks)

>>39358895
I was pretty obsessed with the idea of sex when I was a teenager. When I lost my virginity at 20 the obsession vanished and I didn't worry about all the sex I wasn't having after the relationship ended a few weeks later. I was a lot less depressed and lonely as a result. I still masturbated and watched porn but I didn't >tfw no gf anymore

I should point out that getting laid outside of a relationship is undesirable and harmful, and anyone who tells me I should just get laid is asking me to hurt myself

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>>39358832
>throw it in his face
shared, you bastard.

>>39358832
>Maybe, as a thanks, he'll give some tips on getting laid.
or he'll take it and treat you like a tool for giving him something just like that.

>play danganronpa 2
>Sonia hints multiple times that she's not a Virgin
Rip my nigga Soda

>Needing to relate to a video game character.
You're a cancer.

>>39359338
Literally this. If you can't self insert and lose your shit over something like that, where the character is different than you with a different life, then you have to be some kind of narcissist. Isn't the point of these things ESCAPE FROM YOUR LIFE??

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO PLAY A GAME ABOUT AN AUTISTIC FAT VIRGIN

hope you'll die in a fire

>>39358573
>Hey Anon! Be Happy! Be Positive
I remember when I used to be primarily positive and somewhat happier

>>39358825
Geez Anon, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today?
>>39358845
Why not bring it back Anon?

I do drugs and kill my body gradually

>>39358470
That's not true. Im 26 and I've seen some shit.
More shit than most, but maybe not as much shit as some.

Anyway, you don't have to be friends with everybody.

>>39358470
I don't deal with it because I already did deal with it. I moved on.

Where do you live anon? Let's eat.

>>39358452
You gotta keep your strength man. You gotta eat big. Order few number nines and number nine large and number six with extra dip, two forty fives one with cheese and a large soda baby.

>>39358452
i'll feed you my cum if you're really that hungry you ugly ass tranny

>tfw you realize you will be the last male in your bloodline

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>tfw you realize you are the last person on this board who has never had friends

>>39358357
>your friend group

wew, sure is normalfaggy in here

>>39358351
Not anymore. I used to have a few but after everything went to shit i lost all my hopes and dreams.

Find a chick who loves me for who i am and what i think despite of my many flaws. After that, I can die with some modicum of happiness in me

i want to visit hong kong for a few weeks

then i can kill myself

Normies created the technology as well.

>>39358274
Basically, anything that gains any sort of fandom will be picked up by mainstream media and shilled for the masses. There is no escaping the normies, because companies have people constantly searching for anything to shill.

>>39358331
This. Once you start naking products to appeal to wider and wider audiences, you have to dumb things down. That's why all new tech is these awful slabs with big colorful buttons on them and written in simple language. It has to work for your 7 year old to your 70 year old.