I've never had a bf, I don't want a bf. But all my friends have one and I'm pretty sure they're making fun of me being single behind my back. Either that or they think I'm a dyke.
Should I get one just for the sake of "fitting in"?
I'll be your boyfriend. You can dress me as a girl in private and I'll be your girlfriend then, I'm into that.
>>35183714
I'll help you fit something in.
Hello Robots.
The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.
ROASTIE WHORES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.
>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.
Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.
They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.
The time for this has come to an end.
We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.
>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THEY WILL NOT DIVIDE US.
Robots, why do you play video games? Personally gaming nowadays fucking sucks and the community sucks as well.
The distraction.
>>35183718
Why don't you try reading a book, surely that's better than fucking video games.
>>35183703
it's fun to piss off normies trying to fit in with the no lifes
Does anyone else feel like they're slowly losing a grip on reality? For the past couple of months I believe I somehow brainwashed myself into believing things that could very well be lies but I can't discern them from the truth. Really am falling down the rabbit hole now.
>>35183686
Yes.
No, wait. No.
Yes.
...No.No.
>>35183686
Yeah, that happens. You can either keep spiraling downward or ascend to the truth and realize that everything is real.
What do you think you believe?
It's easy enough to only believe in things that are provable or follow the light of love such as being kind and such.
>you will never get stuck in el nath again
>you will never explore the ant tunnel with random noob friends you just met
What multiplayer games are my robots playing these days?
>you will never take the ship to orbis and stand outside to see the high levels take on the balrogs again.
>you will never hene-ho again.
Are they?
I was reading the type of people most suited as targets and I fit a lot on the list. If you're on r9k you're in the bottom of the barrel, unless you're a normie on here complaining about normie problems.
I think that taking a few traits from psychopaths could help with robotdom. Such as adopting an expansion mindset rather than a protective mindset
>>35183640
Hahaha, I'm all of those except charming
oregano cement
>>35183640
Good work OP. They certainly are. Source: was targeted by one.
>>35183698
Can I get a story?
who else schizoid personality disorder here?
oregano
>>35183581
yeah
now what?
i have no idea what i have anymore but i totally travel through dimensions
>>35183581
pretty sure i am. i'm at least avoidant personality disorder. might be schizo as well. not sure cuz i have depression which makes it hard to tell. i'm a sperg like lots of people on this board cept im not actually an aspie but i behave like one at time.
what's the most schizo shit u guys have ever done?
Do any of you have steam/skype gfs(or bfs)? I met a girl on here who is really great, been talking to her for a few days now and we are hitting it off.
Anyone else know this feel?
what's the first letter of her name?
originiallal
>>35183529
what's the source for that image OP
>>35183556
C
originelo
Girl just texted me saying she misses when someone knows her, how she misses feeling like someone in this world wants her. 4chan, what do?
>>35183457
silent treatment
bitches love silence
>>35183472
sounds like the asshole response
>>35183484
Well what were you thinking about doing or saying?
What would you do for Stacy, robot? If you see this situation happen in front of you... what do?
what does "wyd???" mean
>>35183344
It's "wat do?" In melanin-speak.
what do you prefer op, vitriol focused on women or
360 meme?
I only got time for one
r9k age census
I'll do it with a strawpoll so we don't have -them- saying that they're 18
Getting kind of sick of all the 25+fags constantly going on about this being their board.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12433933
So tell me, why are you here?
Where did you go wrong to end up on this board?
For me, it was the school system and all the zero tolerance bullshit of the late 2000s-early 2010s, basically when I was in middle school.
I've been a robot, coming here frequently ever since
wew lad only 7 votes and 25+fags already getting btfo
>3 underageb&
Fucking hell
>>35183242
>all the kids here
my god
>all women can get multiple orgasms that are 100x as intense as male ones
Where does this retarded meme come from? I'd murder to achieve an orgasm half as strong as the average male's, or even one at all
Are you on anti-depressant medications?
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>women only have sex with the top 20 % of men
>but the vast majority of men are not virgins
>>35183104
>>but the vast majority of men CLAIM they are not virgins
Fixed, etc.
>>35183104
Its more the top 60% get to breed.. the 80/20 rule is to demonstrate the phenomena of hypergamy. About 60% of men are at least satiated.. but the idea is the top 20% have harems, while the bottom 40% are just.. cucks.
>>35183158
>but the vast majority of men CLAIM they are not virgins
/thread
Why don't you move to Japan and impregnate a qt Japanese girl?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sP8ryqDksWM
>>35183065
>tfw people who've lived in japan either tell you life is pretty cool and encourage you to come or they tell you it's hell on earth and try to do everything in their power to convince from going
>>35183065
Is there a source material to this op?
Outside of porn they only like white men and nips
What point does "too young" fall at?
>>35182995
Whatever age the government tells you you're ready for.
>>35182995
This picture is wrong. Hebes like the girl to the left just as much as the girl on the right.
>>35183046
The girl on the left is prepubescent though.
>"He plays video games."
>"I know right, fucking loser"
No I dont. I masturbate to guro hentai.
I literally just saw both of you playing Candy Crush and Angry Birds. Explain yourselves.
>>35183292
Not those kinds of games you nerd