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Who else here is legally classified as a midget?
>tfw 4'8
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I can be your BF
oregano original
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>>38409353
>5'2
>Original Male
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5'6'' here. If I ever get my shit together I will go for height surgery to be at least 175cm or so more.
Not talking much about it because I don't want it to become popular and height standards be increased. Feel free to ridicule it, it'll help.
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Anime girls = perfection 2017-07-16 01:11:36 Post No.38409337
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Anime girls are the epitome of perfection. I can't help but admire them and aspire to be be like them. What can a 19 year old, 3D girl like me do to be more like an anime female character ?
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>>38409337
U gotta watch love lab and nozaki kun and pick a waifu then emulate that waifu.
Possibly oreimo but there are objectively wrong choices to be made there.
Anyway waifus are diverse and you will not have success by emulating all of them. Pick one and specialize.
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>>38409383
I'm more interested in the yamato nadeshiko type. Any good animes with main/secondary characters of this type?
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>>38409337
Get bigger boobs since you're probably a washboard and then wear cleavage-accentuating china dresses.
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>Get degree
>Get job in field
>Could honestly do the job without any formal education whatsoever.
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>>38409162
Maybe you can, but not everyone can think for themselves or have the initiative to figure things out. So the formal education is more of a filter than anything.
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>>38409162
maybe you got in the wrong job?
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>>38409162
>>38409162
The only jobs that require you to use eveyrthing you learned are the high end jobs mate. no every task must go all out
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I THINK I KILLED MY GRANDMA WITH MEME MAGIC 2017-07-16 01:06:03 Post No.38409141
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I THINK I KILLED MY GRANDMA WITH MEME MAGIC
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> Be depressed anon
> tfw no gf, anxiety, depression the whole shebang
> feeling particularly miserable last night in bed
> For some reason I try to make an offering to god
> Grandma has been super sick for quite a while, in hospital for a few weeks now
> Say to god "if I get a gf sometime soon I'll let you kill my grandma"
> woke up this morning with a call from dad telling me she is dead
what the fuck anons I'm fucking scared. I didn't do anything did I?
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too early to tell. If you do get a gf soon then you'll know
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>>38409141
You have to be careful with what you are saying to god, he is very powerful man.
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>>38409661
I'm starting to believe that, but hopefully i get qt 3.14 gf out of this
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I've always wondered if you guys really are virgins. I mean unless you are underage faggots, it's literally impossible lmao, you must be just larping. Literally everyone I know has been fucking since 15-16.
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Yes, there are, we exist now Fuck off normal fag
Reeeeeee
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>>38409100
Yeah I'm 26 and I've never been in a relationship or had sex.
I've had the chance but I didn't do anything.
Is that bad?
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>>38409123
OP is probably another virgin autist like all of us, he is just trying to make some bait.
Congrats for taking it.
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I FUCKING HATE WOMEN FOR NOT DATING ME 2017-07-16 12:58:18 Post No.38409055
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I FUCKING HATE WOMEN FOR NOT DATING ME
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holy shit what do you expect me to do?
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>>38409055
Um, duh, just treat them like real people and be yourself, loser
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>>38409055
MGTOW, dont be a beta orbiter that just serves to boost womens self esteem.
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>>38409055
Have you even tried to get a gf or do you simply expect her to fall into your lap?
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Here's you steak master. Cooked just the way you wanted it.
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I want you instead of that steak
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>>38409021
>tfw no giant dicked gf to lewd
Fuck
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>Have you eaten your daily serving of semen yet master? Don't you want to be big and stong? Come on, eat up while its still warm!
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What nauseates you this week?
Got three auditions. Anxiety through the roof, can't think or concentrate on anything else.
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>>38408942
Applications and interviews.
Even online ones make me freeze up.
Also, if I make a choice to go somewhere, I start overthinking it.
"Should I really stop by that store? What am I really going to do at the park? Wouldn't it be better just to stay inside today?"
Stuff like that.
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>>38408964
>Also, if I make a choice to go somewhere, I start overthinking it.
Shit same here. Some days I question every god damn idea I have. I've been procrastinating on major life decisions for years that way and it seems like I leave no chance for anything spontaneous to ever happen.
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>>38408942
>flying
kind of terrified, mostly worried I'm going to lose everything that's precious to me lol
it's not probable, r-right?
If you ever feel pathetic for being a worthless NEET just remember the vast majority of people on the planet are poor and you're actually living a great life relative to the majority of the worlds population in having the privilege of comfy confinement.
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>>38408913
If you ever feel pathetic for being a lazy human just remember the vast majority of beings on the planet are not human and you're actually living a great life relative to the majority of the worlds beings in having the privilege of not being systematically genocided.
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thats right, just remember you've been given this great chance and you fucked it up and now hide away on your computer.
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Yeah, but those poor third worlders at least make an effort to work and be productive instead of just playing vidya all day
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>all your parents wanted was a normal son
>they got you instead
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>>38408909
>normal
everyone is getting divorced, everyone is depressed, tons of people are unemployed, it's normal to be fucked up
Just do the best you can bro, don't be so hard on yourself
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>>38409099
i feel like it will all explode in a fire of darkness and pain
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>>38409125
so what if it does, I'm sure you've been in bad positions before this before
and had great moments in between then and the pit you're in now
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>Getting a boner over Daisy Ridley's armpits while listening to Dark Ambient
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teeth and pits > feet and tits
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>>38409002
>she will never mongle my cock
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>>38409002
I bet her blowjobs involve a lot of teeth.
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I used to be a NEET for 4 years and I didn't leave my house for 2 years in a row at one point, I was going on for months without washing myself, then I ended up homeless for half a year, then I got a shitty night shift job, I got back in education, now I got a pretty cozy surprisingly low stress well paying IT job and I'm working on a few side projects.
After being through all that, if you're a NEET that realizes he's fucked and doesn't consider himself above everyone else then carry on, there is still hope for you. However, I can wholesomely say that every NEET that is constantly PROUD of his situation and indulges in it is an absolute subhuman piece of shit that deserves nothing but excruciating death, you all preach that normies are degenerate, yet YOU are the final state of human degeneracy, the domesticated human parasite. I've met hobos that were far better human beings than you will ever be.
Out of the many reasons why the west is importing shitskins, you are ultimately the final state of the problem. You see, western governments, especially western European ones, don't really give a shit about your average joe, they don't care if you're white, raghead, nigger or chigger, not even the so called "right-wing" parties care. Their only purpose is economic growth in a desperate attempt to stay relevant on the global scene, if your population is quickly declining and/or is incapable of producing more money, then that's a big problem. But no worries, Mohammed, M'konko and Pajeet are more than glad to fill in that economical gap that YOU are leaving there.
Inaction will be our doom, and you are the purest state of the problem.
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>>38408813
steamy wagie
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>>38408832
orginmiamle
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>>38408901
here's a better version originally
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AUTISM TEST:
http://socialintelligence.labinthewild.org/mite/
See how autistic you are...
The lower the score, the more likely you are to have autism.
>pic related
My score...
I'm definitely not autistic, and in fact, have higher social intelligence than most people.
Post your results!
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There were too many condescending looking women in this test
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>>38408837
damn son!
well hey at least you may be eligible for bux
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git originally gud
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Would you rather be poor or ugly?
Explain your answer.
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>>38408761
I'd rather be poor. Being ugly is a fucking curse and there is nothing you can do to fix it.
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How poor and how ugly are we talking? And how rich or beautiful would I be with either choice?
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>>38408761
Ugly, I suppose. Currently I'm both, but I'd rather come into a lot of money than become handsome, since that would go to waste anyway. If I had money, I could live the rest of my life comfortably as a NEET.
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Alright /r9k/ post a image that makes you truly happy and explain why it makes you feel good
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Reminds me that there's silly people.
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>>38408713
smug pepes always cheer me up desu
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she just looks so happy