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>"So tell me a little about yourself, anon"
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>"So what do you do all day non"
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>"Tell me where you like to go out on The Weekends"
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>mfw I've come to like making normies uncomfortable
They have no power over me any more
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>tfw my classmate married someone at the age of 18
>tfw I heard that there was going to be a baby shower on the 22nd of September
What does /r9k/ thinks of young marriage?
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>>38191140
Retarded. Unless there is a financial benefit for you (aka you're the poor one), then it's alright i suppose. Otherwise there is zero point to getting married in the US.
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>>38191178
All I hope that his wife doesn't cuck him, since he's going to the military.
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>>38191205
She will.
t. I'm fucking the wife of someone away on deployment who got married at 18
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I need a few pictures of a qt girl that I won't find when reverse searching.
Thanks.
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>>38191109
Moar pls.
Danks a lot
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I have the opportunity to fuck a black girl with huge tits and ass, but she's considerably overweight, right on that line between chubby and fat. She bears a strong resemblance to pic related. She's also kinky and wants to try anal. Should I do it or will I feel gross afterwards?am not a virgin
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>>38191003
Go for it, just make sure to give yourself an enema beforehand.
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>>38191019
That's not what I meant don't be a weirdo :(
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>right on that line between chubby and fat
>strong resemblance to pic related
fucking americans
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>banned from /a/ for saying I fap to 3D
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nice job mods
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That's what you get for saying something so stupid
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>>38190972
And yet we can't get mods to banned faggots, race cuck threads or "fembots"
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How do I get over being a 5 inch dicklet?
At this point I can't even watch porn because I always focus on the dude's dick, checking how much bigger his dick than mine
I'm literally going insane
Should I try having sex with someone or is it gonna end in dissapointment?
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You'll never fuck anyway, Robot.
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>>38190970
>watching porn with male dicks in it
Maybe you should stop being a fag and only masturbate to porn with girls who have small feminine penises that make you feel better about your own?
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just ask people if they like 5 inch dicks. go up to them and ask them.
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Need some advice, m8s
>Go to Home Depot daily for lunch and/or dinner.
>Cutie 3.14 cashier has begun to notice me
>every time I come in she smiles, says hi, and asks how my day is going
>I think she likes me
>She always has a Mickey Mouse pin on her uniform
I have enough money saved up. Should i book a trip to Disneyland for us and surprise her? I think it's a good way to show her how nice I am and it's a good way to start a relationship. What do you guys think?
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I think that's a terrible idea and who the fuck goes to Home Depot for lunch and or dinner?
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>>38190905
no, you have a 1/1000 chance of that working.
>ask her out
>go to watch a disney movie or something childish (take her to a theme park or something)
>ask her if shes ever been to disneyland
>then date her for another week or 2. then ask if she wants to go to disneyland.
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>>38190905
That's a stupid idea, but I'm more concerned with why you're going to the Home Depot for lunch/dinner
Do girls compare their bodies with each other in the locker rooms?
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Lol wow. White girls, not even once. Anyway of course they do.
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Probably
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>>38190885
Don't guys feel each others muscles and stuff?
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I have a date Tomorrow Robots, what do I do? 2017-07-06 12:00:33 Post No.38190862
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I have a date Tomorrow Robots, what do I do?
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I have a Date tomorrow with a catholic boarding school qt 3.14, How do I not spill my spaghetti on a date with 1 in 10,000 girl that hasn't been roastied, yet?
I haven't been on a date in years.
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Make sure to give her a firm handshake
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>>38190862
>hasn't been roastied yet
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talk to her like you would talk to anyone else. if she doesnt like it, better without her.
jus b urself.
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Encyclopedia Dramitica is being sued right now. They say that they can easily win, but need money for legal defenses? Would you ever donate?
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i would gladly donate to the plaintiff
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Piece of shit site that has lost its purpose years ago.
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lol.
but no
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>be me
>be 19
>be walking through the jungle with my squadmates pete and tyler
>looking for gooks to shoot
>tyler falls into a pit filled with sharp bamboo sticks
>impaled and suffering
>i have to spare him the suffering and shoot him to the head
>i still have nightmares about that
>ppl saying traps aren't gay
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>>38190849
Gook is a racial slur for japanese not Vietnamese you tard
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>>38190975
>expecting some underage tard that just found 4chan to know specific racial slurs
All this idiot know is shitposting.
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>>38191102
wrong and you're retarded
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>When a boy can pull the gyaru looks better than you.
Feels bad, I wish I could dress up as one at least once.
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They're imitating black women and I am one so...
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>>38190766
>Feels bad, I wish I could dress up as one at least once
Tons of dominas offer that service for a bit of cash and even fuck you with a strap on
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>>38190766
He's covering half his face and wearing a crapload of make-up. Not really a feat.
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Question for true robots only. 2017-07-06 11:53:01 Post No.38190765
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Question for true robots only.
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>be you
>anxious
>virgin
>possibly even kissless to
>zero social skills
>you are out at a public gathering
>suddenly you notice this cutie is staring at you like she wants to fuck
>you decide to look her in the eye
>she winks at you
>you know that your family is gone for the day
>but you remember you are a fearful anxious virgin that drops spaghetti around women
Do you nut up and approach her when she clearly wants you? With you knowing your parents are away for the day?
Or do you continue to be the pathetic sexless beta that you are and decide to not talk to her?
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I'm too ugly to receive attention from her. She's making fun of me. WHAT A FUCKING BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38190765
>staring at you like she wants to fuck
I don't understand what that means and would not interpret it correctly and would leave without interacting with her.
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>>38190765
She's obviously winking at the Chad standing behind me.
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why even live?? Seriously tho
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If you are not a man and indeed a qt woman you may have 1 to 2 legs depending on how qt.
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>MY LEG
looks like a slab of meat. i want to eat it
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I'll cut my legs off if you promise to love me forever
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Name my band goys
I like peperoni pizza with oregano
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>>38190723
Glorified White Boys
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>>38190723
lllllllllllllllllllllll Nice shoes! llllllllllllllllllllllll
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