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>>39505568
same thing as when you were 19

Big tiddy goth gf

>>39505568
Next is 21 anon

>>39505539
You don't want to live in Atlanta. At LEAST move out west or north. But it's still as bad unless you're wealthy.

>>39505539
Atlanta is ok. But it's just ok, I don't know why anyone would dream of coming here. Are you from rural Georgia?

>>39505575
I don't give a fuck what it's like nothing is worse than a cow town with 5 people and no money or anything fun

>>39505461
If it makes you feel better I broke up with my first gf after three days because she sent too many text messages...

>>39505461
>caring about poltics
>dating a girl who cares about politics
you boring fucks deserve each other

>>39505461
> renumeration

Dump people pretending to be smart people are hilarious

same thing happened to me a few weeks ago, op. couldnt get it up at first, finally did and couldnt cum in her.

it was fucked, but the next time i saw her i didnt jerk it for like a week. then fucked her bareback and came all over that bitches tummy

It's because women can't compete with porn. I can't think of anything more boring than vanilla vaginal sex

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>>39505411
>she tells me after she wants to stay friends and see her friends with benefits while we test things out.
How can they say something like that with a straight face? Jesus christ...

yeah?

tell us about it

>>39505404
me too anon. I'm tired. I want to sleep forever.
tell me about your life anon.

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>>39505467
I'm almost 27. I've never had a friend or even held a girl's hand. I've spent the past 5 years going to college, but withdrew or failed half my classes. I really don't want to be there, surrounded by people and alone, pretending to be a person. The worst part is it was such a waste of time and money (loans), the only reward from which is the promise of more time and money lost in the future. The idea of working for the rest of my life makes me wish I was dead.I need to find a job soon though. And get to work on this semester's assignments, which I can't fail now or else. Every single day seems the same, the only thing that changes is I get older and more worn out.

I wish things were different...I'm watching this mediocre anime instead of doing anything about it though...it's a decent escape. It's strange to think I'll never know anything resembling companionship. I will never have a young girl care about me...or any girl probably.

Any other anons want to share?

>>39505334
Do you care about the future and your overall health? Yes? Quit. No? Smoke.

You should. I should. Fuck it. Cigs are going in the trash. I'm done with this shit.

>>39505334
Pick up smoking cocks instead. I'll warn you though, it's way more addicting than tobacco ;)

>the virgin presidents/prime ministers
>the chad sole dictator

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>>39505328
i know right like what the fuck is even going on anymore

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>>39505328
His bomb even looks like a rock solid metal cock.
Meanwhile US bombs are fat chodes.
Really makes you think

>>39505242
>gf
get out of here you fucking normie invader

>>39505264
Most people on this board have a gf or fuck buddy, tho.

>>39505242
>he fell for the gf meme

It's amazing how many among us strive for one despite not understanding how shit they are.

>>39505202
its the inside that counts

>>39505202
Apparently he got along well with Ted Kazcynski in prison.

Coincidence? I think not.

He's not really good looking desu, he's just not 400lbs

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My first clue was the trees in the background which are fairly noticeable from the start.

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The second was the houses in the background that look very very fucking similar.

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I then looked at the windows on the houses. If this doesn't fucking prove it I don't know what will.

Any thoughts?

>>39505121

> I could have*

>>39505258
Im shaking writing this and that. 1st near death experience

>>39505276

And what have you decided to change in your life?

>>39505113
Why does it matter. You're asking people to choose between two fairly similar things with no background information on yourself to indicate any kind of preference. If you haven't done any lysergamide before, either one will be almost exactly the same kind of experience. Stupid thread

>>39505225
I've done LSA and LSH and other kinds of natural psychadelics. I haven't done blotters.

>>39505113
lsd 100ug perfect amount for anyone, not too trippy but you'll have an awesome time listening to music and staring at the wall

is there a girl in there or something?

>>39505191
There is no way of determining whether or not this is a trap.

no you don't have to hate yourself anon

Yeah, my cat died a little over two years ago and I still think about her everyday.

>>39505163
what kind of cat was she?
Do you ever think about getting a new cat?

I'm sorry for your loss, anon.

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by playing union hymns over the intercom all day

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>>39505125
"We can use this as their Latin lesson!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HGUNERuc_4

This is white only school, I'm pretty sure I made myself clear about that when I hired you.
You have 10 minutes to kick 3rd, 4th and 5th girl from the right out of school and since it's labor day you should celebrate it by sending them to labor, now get on it.