I'm normally a little lonely but had some wine and now I'm feeling really alone. How do I acquire a bf?
>>35816206
Offer to please their penor
Stop being a lazy cunt and go outside.
>>35816273
I do but all the guys I pm live far away as hell
>>35816291
normie gays are the worst
Who /lost genetic lottery/
>tfw 5'11 and dick is a PUNY 6.5 inch
I guess this is my excuse for being 18 and single :(
>>35816182
I feel a sorry for a you a op
>>35816182
2/10 Bait.
People will fall for it.
>>35816361
OH, SO YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME THAT MY LIFE IS SO SHIT WELL IT IS I THINK I WILL FUCKING SCREAM AT ANY MOMENT
I'm going to kill myself tonight. There's nothing anybody can do about it, but I want somebody to remember me.
I am
>24 yo
>KHV
>NEET
>have an unhealthy attachment to my father
>have no friends
>am over 6'3 tall
>haven't been outside in over a year
>shit in a jug that I empty in the kitchen sink every other hour
I hate my life and what I've done to it. Just wanted to let everybody know about who I was before I off myself tonight.
77 check em bro, don't do it
Kek needs you
Aight this gotta be bait, you cant empty shit in the sink drain
you've posted this before, just fucking do it you piece of shit
>having sex means he can't be a robot
>having sex means he can't be a virgin
>>35816162
>sex with hookers counts
>>35816162
Wrong. In Fallout 4 you can fuck synths (Danse, Curie)
>Sausauge Mcmuffinx2
>Egg McMuffinx2
>hasbrowns x8
>orange juice
>apple juice
>granola barx2
>pepsi can
>little ceasars hot n ready
>pepsi can
>breaksticks
>tonnes of dip
>kfc family bucket and everything in it
this is the only selfie I felt comfy posting... how do I fix this??
Nice selfie OP, I'm sure you always sit next to the qt girls on the train.
>how do I fix this??
Get a better diet?
>>35816158
Do away with the apple juice, as orange is superior.
Also, nice album cover.
>The biggest determinant on how people treat you, respect you, are romantically interested in you, is out of your control.
How is this okay?
>>35816139
Only on first impressions.
If you surround yourself with familiar faces you won't be mistreated.
>>35816179
>Only on first impressions.
First impressions are important.
>>35816179
>My first impression of you is that you are an ugly fuck that lost the genetic lottery.
>I'm going to treat you like royalty when I see you though.
I need help bros. I've had bad anxiety for most of my life and have depressive episodes. My anxiety has been getting progressively worse. I constantly worry about work and wake up in the morning with my heart beating out of my chest all the time.
Realistically, what can I do to fix this? I've probably seen 4 or 5 therapists since I was 15 that have done nothing. Xanax helps some, but it just makes me sleep.
>>35816133
I know your feels anon, I've gone through the same feels you're going through right now. I used to get anxiety about going to work even though I liked working there. One day the anxiety and stress got so bad for me I went in to work and quit, i fucking regret doing that to this day! That was almost 3 years ago, but I still think about it to this day.
I wish I had an answer for you anon, but sadly I don't.
All I can say is, figure out what is causing your stress / anxiety and try to fix it!
Good luck, anon.
>>35816133
l wish l had xanax
>>35816133
Have you hit the rock bottom?
Been on similar situation. Professionals, meds, only make me worse and feel like I'm being a victim of myself.
One day a trigger happened, and I feel down to the rock bottom. I stay and despaired and wanting to die, but don't too pussy to do it for a year.
Until one day I've had enough, and star shitposting again. Take that as you will. The motivation or change should come from inside you, not external things like doctors or pills.
what do you do when youve got the house to yourself?
grandma had a stroke and is in the old folks home doing "rehab" so i have had the place to myself for nearly three weeks now
rec me some shit to do
>inb4 poop with door open or yell because you can
ive been doing this
Just take care of it you ungrateful faggot. You will be inheriting it one day.
>>35816112
ive been vacuuming, washing dishes etc
how am i ungrateful lol
I usually get shitfaced and start going crazy. Like jumping and screaming my ass off while throwing things like chairs are carpets around and smashing plastic bottles and broom sticks against the wall and floor and punching and kicking shit.
The house is a mess afterwards, so I clean it the next day.
Why does /r9k/ endlessly obsess over dumb roastie camwhores that literally average out to a 7/10 (plain normal)?
>>35816034
Because most people here are that devoid of interaction with any type of female that even the most average girl seems outstanding and godly.
Where's pigeongriII?
idk but rose is a fucking babe
ITT: We Write Programs
#include <iostream>
int main()
{
while (1) std::cout << "Bump/n";
return EXIT_SUCCESS
}
while(opIsFaggot) {
masturbate to tranny porn;
}
>story of my life
>Tfw too dumb to learn how to program
>there are people that think traps aren't gay
>there are people who don't care
There are also people who think lizard men rule society and the earth is flat.
There will always be idiots in the world.
The real issue is whether or not porn is an accurate medium to base your sexuality off of. People who like traps aren't attracted to men in real life, so they assume they just like weird porn and are not gay.
Since I've experienced this myself I tend to agree, but its understandable why someone would think you were gay for fapping to gay porn.
This bitch was taking up a whole other seat with her bag. Fucking obnoxious cunt.
Women hate thread?
anon there is a space next to her bag and what looks like two empty spaces directly across from her. there was room for her to put her bag on the seat and not the ground.
Is this an ironic post because the pic has a fat and ugly guy taking it?
oh shit, did i take the bait? you're a fucking hamplanet OP. she probably saw you take that photo ya creep
I just had anal with my sister. It was my first time.
It was extremely satisfying.
I feels like i did something really amazing.
Will I regret about this?
>>35815918
>Will I regret about this?
Only time will tell. As long as it was consensual, there's nothing wrong with what you did.
>>35815918
Probably.
Maybe you want to make this a regular thing, but your sister don't. We will never understand woman
>>35815918
green text the story please
dfvdfv
I wish there was at least ONE interesting person I could talk to. It's the internet dammit, where are they all? I'm tired to be alone, I'm actually struggling with deviant homolust right now. fuck
>>35815892
Fuck off, you boring cunt
>>35815892
well lets be honest anon, there aren't many truly interesting people on r9k. at least not in terms of hobbies or interests.
what do you like? vidya? drawing? reading?
>>35815892
Excellent taste in film
Tenshi No Tamago is trve anime kino
>What's your longest relationship, anon?
>>35815848
A week until I realized I made the mistake of saying yes to dating a nigger.
3 days unironically
7 months a very very weird relationship still cringe about it today