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>>35941667
at least you dont have disgusting acne and a penchant for odd things on the internet

>>35941667
Get accutaine it did wonders for me.

I came here to make a thread but I guess you got it handled. Reading on what the fuck causes white heads because everytime I wake up I have a chin and lip full of them. It makes it impossible to shave.

>>35941662
nice shoes dutch boy

>>35941688
Nothing wrong with my shoes faggot.

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>be me
>13
>some kid took my pen
>try to take it from him
>he says it's his
>it escalates
>he fucks me up
>I break down crying
>he keeps the pen
>he and his friends bullied me on the regular for a couple years
>mfw I remember that part of my life

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>tfw waiting on that sike for eviction notice on door

>>35941626
I wanna be your boyfriend.

>>35941761
Okay, come tell me in person.

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>nothing trying to kill me
>climate-controlled shelter
>all the food and drink I could ever eat available at the touch of a button
>first world access to clean water, healthcare, transportation
>computer full of music, movies, video games, porn
>entire internet at my fingertips

>>35941668

You have forgotten what mental illness does.

>sitting in bed
>wishing god would smite me down already
>pulls laptop

well I bet the memes are nice today
>they aren't fucking end me

I'm comfy. But probably not as much as you.

>>35941551
lol "your" basement. how much did mom and dad fork out for your bitching crt and vcr?

>>35941595
It was here before I moved to the basement actually. I just occupy a previously vacant space so my brother and I don't have to share rooms.

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>>35941456
I'm an interesting case, not sure what to do. Maybe you, in your youthful exuberance, can help me.

>26 in may
>have fucked 41 girls
>most of this comes from being an 8/10 and having extroverted friends
>acting disinterested and holding out longer socially forced normies to do the work for me
>over time people realized i was a worthless social parasite
>stopped including me
>stopped having girls around me
>continued to not lift a finger to maintain social life as friends dwindled
>now essentially isolated
>only "real" friends left are asexual losers

>worthless degree
>16/hr$, full-time retail slave job
>live with parents

I'm really cynical and jaded and basically willing to just fuck prostitutes for the rest of my life. they're worthless parasites that masquerade as anything BUT.

Anyways, I have a shitty personality too. I come off as boring, low-energy, and negative. Being "upbeat" literally feels like a chore. Being expressive, smiling, coming up with "cool" things to talk about feels like work

>>35941568
Thank fuck there are others like me

This exact shit happened to me. I think sometimes groups isolate people that are better than everyone else in the group to make themselves feel more comfortable.

I'm pretty much in the same boat as you bro.

if you're good with girls surely you can use them to make new friends ?

Another thing you could do is become try settling down and having kids I guess.

I don't know how to solve other people's money problems cause I'm 20 and I have like 30 grand saved

>>35941456
Go to the gym
Make friends

>>35941455
Yep. I've also shoved one into a fishtank and shattered it and choked another until she blacked out.

I am scared that if I did get a gf, I would end up hitting her eventually.

I hate knowing that, I don't want to do it, I'd feel awful if I ever did it, but I can't help but think it'd happen.

y-yes your mom...

there are plenty of people on /pol/ that post in the shitty meaningful content-sparse race-based WUD U FUQ threads admitting, sometimes proudly, their jungle fever

i think you're talking about the conjured bogeyman of autists that live, breath, and shit /pol/ daily

would fug pic related but would be hesitant at least to reproduce with her, as if its important because i know absolutely nothing about the individual except what she looks like in that (probably touched up) photo

Lisa Bonet was so fucking beautiful and she still is. God, that yellow rose, fucking Goddess.

You literally make 20 thread about /pol/ a day

I dont know. But do you know the name of this chick?

>>35941492
It says it on the picture you fucking mong

>>35941509
I do not believe that is eva though. This chick looks like my mom

>femanons

Shut the fuck up.

>>35941400
I used to, but I finally got a fucking boyfriend and he's have agressively made me stop having body issues.
Not even being sarcastic but nothing will make you feel as good and somone liking your body so much they get ANGRY when you question it.
One time I was naked and said somthing about hating my boobs and he grabbed both my nipples and twisted them until I started yelling "I LOVE MY BOOBS"

>>35941400
my body is hideous to me and nobody can convince me otherwise

Posting before post so the thread lives

>>35941352
>me, maybe 9
>keep spitting in the dentists face

It wasn't even on purpose it was like my dumb nine year old self couldn't figure out to just breath through your nose.

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>>35942094
I do but not the way you think.
>be with gf
>chilling watching netflix alone in my apartment
>she has this fucking huge braces like pic related but to the 10th power
>hadn't gotten private with her
>she's kind of a prude, but idgaf because I love her
>"I'm doing this because I love you, anon"
>bends over and wipes my cock out
>starts sucking it
>feels good
>oh no
>oh no.png
>look down, see my pants covered with red
>her braces had pierced my glans from side to side
>had to get stitches
>she later told me she had forgotten that her braces were broken
>mfw

>>35941318
My bf got raped by a Niger wen He was 14

>>35941318
Because it's hot. A little small dick fag boy getting abused is arousing not only for men, but for women too.

This pic isn't even good enough.

A little fag should be raped in front of his mother with his little half-sized penis twitching and dangling on full display.

>>35942314

But what if my peenor is bigger than the niggers? IF nignogs cant even compete in that department then why not just get rid of them?

You're a gayIord.

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>tfw winters back

>>35941320
Says the tripfaget

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yes, but with an ex...

>>35941284
First and only time I ever fell in love was after I dreamt my classmate kissed me. Woke up blushing and with my heart pounding. Never made any moves on her and the feelings went away

>>35941284
It's just your brain telling you to go out there and mate. Ignore it, it will pass.

>>35941190
when the UCC Shooter was linked to this board and showed on the news

>>35941190
Few months ago I'd say.

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>>35941190

Couple months back it got really bad after the news linking to here and it hasn't recovered since