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Quit and go somewhere else. You dont have to just take it like that. You are a human being and you deserve just as much dignity as everyone else.

Just tell your boss you're being harassed

I filed a complaint against a shithead high school kid who tried fucking with me and got him fired.

>>38068264
Is there a certain place where they bully you like a break room? If so, you could set up a camera or your phone to record it when it happens and get all of them fired.

>>38068242
You remind me of the NSA

>5'7
Sorry little man

>>38068242
Lol 5'7 and claims to be a top. U muss b Giddings me :DDDD

Bread and Snails is about all I can say. Also wine. Fuck loads of wine to get rid of shit taste.

>>38068238
overpriced pastries
you can even tell by their dressing - french dressing is obnoxiously sweet and would be better on chocolate cake than salad

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Julia Child is your go to if you want to know about that frenchie shit. It's a little above most robot's level. Mine included. I think you really have to be into cooking before you decide it's worth your time to cook french food.

>>38068234
think you need to post a template and embrace superior 2D porn.

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>>38068368

here's the temp

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>>38068234
Trey Gowdy is a pompous blowhard, as many politicians tend to be. Still, Dr. Doom is a boss and Mitch Albom is great.

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>>38068213
Why do you bully me? Are you dykes or something?

>if youse thinkin you can stahp me, youse a gonah (goner)
>*teleports behind you and unsheathes katana*

>>38068213
Wh-what are you gonna do to me?

>>38068210
Any of the people in the middle.
I fuck my gay best mate and he fucks me so I know I like it both ways so fuck it, go filthy or fuck off.

>>38068210
>not enough people to make a circle
Faggots.

>>38068247
Patrician taste my man. Originally.

Where does Iran-Contra fit into the lore?

>>38068208

Contra 3: The Alien Wars on SNES is fantastic
Contra: The Hard Corps on Genesis was also great

Which one was better is really a matter of personal taste in style + aesthetics.

The first one is great because it's hard the first time you play, but with a little practice it is very beatable, even without the konami code. Super C is harder, but still beatable.

The snes one is too goddamn hard. It's not even fun.

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What's LFE? Never heard of it..

>>38068240
check systemspace (((dotto))) link

>>38068138
systemspace is full of retarded normies
back out while you can

Show up. And have a dick.

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>>38068121
Heh, its not that easy, they are easy lays though.. erhem, if you know how to do it right

cat look like janny LMAO

>implying oldfags are from '08

I'm from '08 and I was a newfag. Oldfags are pre-07. 4chan was better though, the newfags shit up a lot of the boards with each and every year, but eventually they settle in. And then they become subject to newfags dropping in and shitting on everything. The problem is that in the past they acclimated to board/site culture, but more and more lately they're not doing that because everyone here has become pussies and aren't telling them to fuck off and lurk moar, and now the newfags end up sticking out like sore thumbs. Annoying sore thumbs.

07 brought in newfags
10 brought in cancer
12 killed the site
We're now in hell

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Theres nothing better. All that gayfags said they will leave never leaved. Even moot post fucking bananas i swear

>>38067963
Hope it makes sense.

>>38068137
R9k is really busy sometimes.. I am afraid this will disappear..

>>38067963
Just casually ask her to go get coffee with you. Drink your coffee and then go get a beer or two. Talk a lot, enjoy yourself and make her laugh and make her feel comfortable

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>wanting to gf a commie fucking shit

That is just sad really.

>>38067932


she looks way cuter in 2015, stay mad butt mad alt right cunt.

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>>38067854
You've finally embraced and taken the /cuckpill/, bravo. Most fembots and femanons are into cuckolding and will only date robots who are willing to explore that fantasy.

>>38068271
Really the only way it should be. Fembots should cuck all robots with strong bulls

>>38067854
At least link to the video

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CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER
CAW MOTHERFUCKING CAW

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THIS NO PICKLE PEE

THIS NO PUMP-A-RUM

>>38067817
>some asshole crows keep coming up to my window and being noisy jumping around on the roof
>they all fly away to a nearby power line when I get out of my chair to see what the fuck the noise is
Fuck crows

>>38067811
>everything right
>she basically said you're a beta pussy and deserve to be friendzoned
nice guys always finish last....

>>38067811
fucking use punctuation why do you expect me to read this load of garbage this is probably fake anyway which is really pathetic in a place where you are anonymous and don't need to lie plus the whole height thing doesn't really matter when you have money so there you have to read through all of this if you want to see what i actually wrote if you're smart then you won't read this but i'm rambling anyway to prove a point

>Black, 114lbs, 5'5

Dated a Hispanic, Indian, Black, and White chick, all while being this short and a ~5/10 (well dressed, nerdy, and professionally accomplished though). Trust me, height isn't everything.