Which one of you losers can beat my patheticness high score:
>newly minted wizard
>literal autist
>no friends
>work entry level, barely above minimum wage retail
>get less than ten hours a week
>can't get hired anywhere else
>manlet
>nothing gives me happiness anymore
The ride only gets worse from here.
I'm headed to wizard land but not as bad as yours OP
I feel for you
>>38208823
9 1/2 years till I make it haha. I'm probably going to kill myself before that. Not because I don't want to be a wizard, but because I can't do it anymore
>>38208880
You will probably lose your virginity by the time you graduate college.
are introverted hamplanets considered to be fembots?
>>38208796
No chubby chasers exist
>>38208796
You forgot to add mental illness to the list.
>>38208796
depends on their mental illnesses
anyways, I don't care about her weight/height, but I'd never date a mentally ill girl.
Lets take a moment to think anons.
Who or what do you blame for becoming the person you are? When did you stop trying to change yourself? Is there a way out for you? If yes what has to happen? If not, why?
Here is my theory:
>be from eastern europoor
>grow up during Yugoslav Wars
>father was solidier and is traumatized
>emotionally unreachable and cold
>mother died when I was 9 in accident
>I never learned to be open about my feelings
>lack of love and relationship, cant build friendship whatsoever
>get depression at aroung 17
>still live at home at 27, shitty job
>father still doesnt say anything but I feel he feels disgusted
>>38208787
because vaccines.
I was born with autism but I'm also a woman so I'm not really sure where to go honestly, this place seems to be the least confusing but also the least welcoming
Because I'm 5'6" and have a babyface, and have generally always been short/looked young for my age, and have been ridiculed for it over the course of my whole life by both my male and female peers. Also, I'm probably semi-autistic.
I will repost this shit since the last time there were not enough americans online.
Can you imagine a life as a teenager in 50's america
>be christian
>be cut (tightly, and without anesthesia of course)
>get beaten as a child
>get raised by a generation who believed in behaviorist methods, which means that your parents believed that hugging you fucks you up
>everything you eat is full of DDT
>everything else is full of lead
>only post WW2 industrial food available, so you live on one of the shittiest and unhealthiest diets in human history
>your teeth are fucked for life if you neglect them when you're young
>your dad is/was in Korea and comes back with PTSD
>you get drafted into the military in your late 20's to fight a different kind of gooks in a different shithole
>come back with PTSD and maybe as a cripple
>hippies hate you and spit on you
>by the way, PTSD didn't exist back then, so people just say you should man up or maybe lobotomize you
>born to early to take part in the summer of love, but get to see all those young people fucking each other and taking drugs and enjoying the freedoms that you never had
>get hanged if you're black
>get shot if you are gay
>get beaten up if you have long hair
>get beaten up and bullied really bad when are a robot in school since the teachers and parents just didn't gave fuck back then and nobody cared for the weak kids (yes I know, but it was even worse back then)
>get 20 years in prison for a bag of weed
>constant thread of an atomic war
This is eastern-europe-tier, why are people here romanticize this again?
Girls weren't whores so you could get a decent wife. Definitely would prefer to be born in the early 50's so I could have experienced the summer of love
>>38208769
>girls weren't whores
>wants to go to SF in the 60s
Does not compute
>>38208799
Because it would be fun for a few weeks, girls are whores for life
>back gum next to my wisdom tooth has been sore for days
>decide to floss to see if it helps
>floss keeps disintegrating in half, after multiple attempts
>wtf
>open mouth & check in the mirror
>fucking tooth is decaying!
>Acid was eating the floss
Fuck! I don't have any dental insurance either.
I'm scared..what's going to happen if I just leave it..?
rip you youre fucking ded dude
>>38208692
>this retard doesn't use mouthwash
ur gonna die prob with a head infection or something
>>38208788
I use Listerine almost every day though...
trying to scrounge up a cheap plan or something. hopefully I can just get it pulled since it's a wisdom tooth
holy macaroni i feel sick and cant move and have headache and tummy ache and feel like im going to puke
>>38208656
Hello frien i is also sic
Mommi say am always sic
go puke, take an Advil or Tylenol, and get to sleep. you'll feel better buddy.
>>38208656
I made my mommy get me a food at 3 am and now my tummy hurts too it costed a lot of good boy points though.
I'm under a blanket but still cold /r9k/
>>38208642
get a gf for warmth
>>38208642
Drunk here keeps me warm southern hemisphere bro <3
>>38208642
Maybe you should give up heroin then OP
>where do you live?
>describe what the women are like there and/or post a picture
>describe your ideal woman and/or post a picture
>>38208638
>virgin
>loyal
>virgin
>pure
>virgin
>no mental illnesses
>virgin
>no ink or piercings
>virgin
>loves cats
>virgin
bonus points if:
- at least a bit on the shy side
- BMI less than 35
- loves good anime shows (noitamina-tier)
- dressing conservatively
- short hair
- insanely loves cuddling and hugging
- virgin
>>38208664
you didn't say where you live, also that girl is from anime she doesn't live somewhere she's not real
>>38208638
>the UK
>this
>not british
>"capitalism distributes resources fairly & efficiently"
>not a single bakery sells cannolis where I live
explain.
wow nice fucking thread you faggot o
>>38208480
There's no supply where there is no demand
Go to Italy if you want a cannoli
>>38208480
Not enough people are demanding it. It's probably just you
ITT: nostalgia games that non of your friends ever played but you loved anyway
>>38208395
holy shit I remember playing that on miniclip back in like 2007
what's it called OP?
>>38208409
Iron Snail
Anything on the Sega saturn
>OMG!!!! so lewd >_<
>hehe, see this ahegao face? AHEGAOOO~~~
>I'm going to talk about my sexual fetishes on twitter, but it's ok, I'm not a slut because I put "lewd" and an emoji next to them :PPP
>Haha, le persona is le based!
>Heh, I'm a girl and I own a dakimakura, it's irony~~~
>LOL I love le 2hus, omg she is such a slut xDDD git gud xDDDDD
>LE SENPAI LE NOTICED ME :))))))))
How do we find them, rape them and break them, my fellow robots?
>>38208387
You won't be doing shit because you're an ugly cunt but I'd love to have a couple of these weeb girls ride my dick and call me daddy
You guys just hate us having any fun.
>>38208387
>>hehe, see this ahegao face? AHEGAOOO~~~
im ok with this it makes my penis happy
>communists might take over the country soon
lads how do we stop this? I don't want my fucking dakimakura to become nationalized
Literally what country? Commies haven't had a shot at politics in almost 50 years anywhere that matters.
>>38208354
Socialism is the future anon
>>38208354
You're lucky man, what country is it?
>he has only 24" range
What a rangelet
>>38208323
>tfw Battle-brother Chadeus gets in CC with you
>>38208469
>BS 5 overwatch
>supporting fire
First he have to get there...
I need to play 40k again, it's been too long
Perhaps our parents and teachers weren't memeing when they said violent video games desensitize children and cause violence. I work and exterminator job, I love killing pest animals. I enjoy inflicting pain.
Who can relate.
Does anyone else find satisfaction in hurting others?
>>38208248
I am a master manipulator, an all star player of emotional games. I love using words to make bitches cry.
I'm a med student. I love my cadavers. But I worked in an abattoir before so maybe it's just a logical progression. I'm seriously okay with corpses and working on bodies. It's all just meat to me.
Can someone please explain to me gender dysphoria?
Wiki says the sex they were "assigned at birth" is wrong but they either have a knob or a fanny so how can a mistake be made?
If you have a knob you are treated like a boy and your identity develops from that. You can't be born in the wrong body because you are your body. It's inseparable from you.
Glorified mental illness
>>38208160
Your gender identity isn't learned, it's innate. 99% of people are boys who feel like boys or girls who feel like girls, but for some people, their identity doesn't match what their body is. For most people, being treated like the gender that they aren't is quite distressing.
For example, consider the case of David Reimer. He was a man who's penis was destroyed in a circumcision back in the 1960s and was subsequently raised as a girl and given female hormones so that he'd develop like a girl. He ended up going nuts because he wasn't a girl and killed himself.
>>38208160
You seemed to have misunderstood things. There are people who believe that sex and gender can be two separate things. For simplicity sake we'll just sex sex is the biological (were you born with XX or XY chromosomes) and gender is the mental state. Gender dysphoria is when a person has a conflict with the sex (biological) they were born as and the gender (mental) they identify as. A person might be born biologically male but they feel/identify as/act as though they're female or vice versa. It's a mental illness that people have decided is acceptable to go along with and indulge these people instead of getting them the mental help they need.