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>>37294488
I know hes funny and confident and shit
but this is fucking insane.

maybe all this lookism stuff is a meme

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>>37294488
>>37294523

what the fuck lmao

I don't know who either of these people are so I don't want to say anything mean about either but that is a quite jarring attractiveness gap. I mean it's her business but still.

TriHard TriHard TriHard

>>37294327

>willywars.jpg
>google "willy wars"
>find out that "willy wars" is the name for a popular competitive game that British men play between each other where they both strip down naked and cum on each others' underwear, then whoever cums the most wins the right to fuck the loser in the ass on demand for a whole week

what the FUCK

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>>37294478
>he didn't even know what willy wars was beforehand
Fucking sad, I'm assuming you're just giving up your bum to me already?

>>37294478
bullshit that doesn't exist.

>dispenser

lol i know that's supposed to be a meanspirited answer to cum dumspter but calling someone a dispenser is nowhere as close to demeanng as calling someone a dumpster you dumbass piece of shit

>>37294238
This.
Don't get me wrong I hate men, but I hate women more.

>>37294238
Thank you. Your post is a good example for what I'm talking about.

>>37294064

All of them look inbred and developmentally disabled as fuck.

Why not assassinate your actual bullies? Why travel to a foreign country and blow up some random people?

I get wanting people who hurt you to die, I get being mad at society, but the mental leap from there to joining IS is totally alien to me.

>>37294352
Islamic countries have high rates of incestuous marriage and generations of this behavior have produced a people who, all other circumstances being equal, are two standard deviations below others in intelligence. The rate of incestuous marriage in Saudi Arabia for example is 50%. So you get hordes of inbred barbarians fanatically devoted to a book written by a blood thirsty pedophile who raped a 9 year old girl repeatedly.

Ah, at that age/stage eh? It'll get better nishi,it'll get better.

I'm a misanthrope. I hate everyone, male and female and wish I could live in a cabin somewhere.

I hate both genders.
>men suck and will never respect or love women the way we want-we're basically walking holes and household workers
>women are cruel and have no empathy or compassion either for men or other women
Basically at this point I'm going full cat lady.

>>37293895
>What should I order?

Sex with me

Nothing mcdonalds is garbage

whatever the hamburger is thats bigger than the big mac that comes in the combo package

A chile pepper

A woman who loves you.

>>37293890
A vagina

Origblox

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There's many types of people you were unlucky. Don't worry about it, she was happy for a moment and at the least her mother cares.

Fucking roasties.
Orrgytkrmeb

Im sorry anon. Normies dont understand the ways of the robot. We all know you wouldnt assualt the little girl, but just walking up to people and being nice is seen as an attempt at sexual contact.

Im sorry robro, this world is full of assholes that cant see the light of kindness from robots.

>>37293510
She could get a sugar daddy any day of the week, whereas I can't.

>>37293510

You're going to need to show me some proof, because I do not believe that at all right now.

I want to see her titties bouncing in a walmart uniform

faggot scrub you probably have a 45% winrate drive up to a wall and kill yourself as arty

>>37293463

holy fuck I literally just got through absolutely destroying a guy for fucking up like this and almost making him cry over ventrilo

was it you, you little bitch?

>>37293463
Is that game really pay to win? I could download it on cuckstation but I don't want to spend money on it. I hear you can buy super strong ammo with real money and if that's true it sounds like the game isn't worth bothering with.

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I have two excellent specimens for your ailing thread

I fucking hate the proles on here who don't even have any alt pepe

We'll start off with a specimen from 2013, pre-proliferation of Pepe. 'Vasa' by Brigid Watson, oil on canvas.

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>>37293830

Next up is Green God, by Sadie Benning. 2015. Might be an intentional nod to Pepe

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Although not my own original creations, I do have some rare pepes to share.

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Because grown men aren't supposed to have cute feet.

>>37293494
They're my most uncute picture >.<

>>37293494
>>37293663
feature not picture...

You'll fucking cowards won't even listen to a hypnosis file intended to make you think you're a stupid women.

Pussy ass bitches.

>>37293353
>>37293828

>listen to my hypnosis tapes and become something you have no intention of becoming, coward!

Fuck off with this.

>>37293828
listen here partner, fyi I don't care about your faggotry, I'm here only for the pic
Now shut up nerd

>>37293300
i still have the dream of selfesteam

>>37293300
not sure I believe you, maybe you should post it here

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>>37294595
consider this a freebie

>>37293160
okey???....go on.....

>>37293780

he's mocking people who say that

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>>37293977
Not Anon but I didn't get it either.